This one comes from the “what to get for the person that has everything” file.

It was two years in the making, but the new and improved VULVA Original, the vaginal essence in an exclusive glass vial that stimulates the erotic senses, has been re-launched.

With a stylish, noble appearance and with more stimulating organic content, VULVA Original is not a perfume, but rather the feminine, tantalizing, intimate scent as a pure odorous substance that satisfies your own smelling pleasure.

“After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure,” say the designers, “we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect.”

VULVA Original boasts and  “authentially natural vaginal flavor.” Which coincidentally is flavor of the month of December at Baskin & Robbins. Just kidding.