Citizens and authorities in the Austrian town of Fucking have grown tired of being the butt of jokes by the English-speaking world and having tourists engaging in sex acts under their road signs, and they have resorted to drastic measures.

Fucking legislators have announced plans to install CCTV to deter tourists from participating in lewd acts beside their road signs. The Fucking mayor, Franz Meindl complained– “We don’t find it funny. We just want to be left alone. We don’t harm anyone and just want to live in peace.”

Seeing the distress of the Fucking population, a town with a similar predicament reached out to Fucking with some support and advice.
Citizens of the German town of Wank have advised the Fucking citizens to take advantage of their name to boost tourism.

Juergen Stoll, who runs a Wank guest house says– “I have so many visitors here at the Wank guest house that we have the mattresses all in a line in one big room for people to sleep on. Otherwise we couldn’t fit everybody in. If the name helps to bring the tourists in, then why not cash in on it? In these credit crunch times every little helps.”

A Wank tourism spokesman said– “There are W**k postcards on sale although many people prefer to take their own Wank holiday snaps standing beside Welcome to Wank signs.”