A pair of enterprising brothers in Sincelejo, Columbia have solved their unemployment woes by opening a very unusual kind of brothel. Rather than providing luscious and loose women to service the horny South American masses, Julio Cesar and Carlos Andres are using a stable of 30 donkeys for the sexual gratification of their patrons.

The brothel’s welcome sign has a photo of a donkey to let customers know that the Columbian brothers have set out to give a whole new meaning to the term “piece of ass.”

While donkeys are not considered food in Columbia, there are no restrictions on putting them on the menu for being used as sex objects. As for Julio and Carlos, they report that business is good, which means the story of the men who opened a donkey brothel is one with a truly happy ending.