The warlock is keeping busy!

While simultaneously opening a bar in Cabo and yelling hateful slurs at his fans and customers, Charlie Sheen also managed to squeeze his penis time into his super busy porn star girlfriend’s vagina schedule to cuddle up with his new lover!

Charlie and adult film star Georgia Jones were the sexiest new couple in Cabo San Lucas over the holiday weekend, and they certainly weren’t shy about canoodling for the cameras!

And why should they blush in front of the paparazzi? One is paid to be wild and raunchy for the cameras and the other just does it for fun!

We admit, Charlie and this young lady are a genuinely adorbs couple…

But so were he and Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, Capri Anderson, and Kelly Preston!!

This “Anger Management” star has an abhorrent history of alleged violence against women; we sincerely hope Mrs. Jones knows what she’s doing.