Hey there all of you sexy guys and girls. In case you don’t know me, I’m Angelina Armani™. I am Digital Playground’s newest contract star and GenesisOnline’s newest blogging babe and I’d like to welcome you to “The Armani Watch.”

If there’s one thing I love almost as much as sex, it’s sitting down and watching a really good movie. I try to get to the theater on a pretty regular basis, and when I’m not shooting scorching hot sex scenes, I’m at home thinking about sex while watching a DVD. I can watch just about any type of movie — action, comedy, animated, romance, drama, horror. It doesn’t matter as long as it’s good, entertaining and a temporary escape from reality.  But the reality is that not every movie out there is good. Just like sexual partners, sometimes you get a real lame one that loses your attention really quick. I know we’ve all had that problem in life, and wouldn’t it have been much better if someone, anyone, could have warned you in advance? Well that’s what I’m going to do here. I’m going to pass on my opinions about what to watch and what to avoid like a really bad lay! So sit down and check out “The Armani Watch”…

HULK SMASH!

There’s nothing better after a big holiday dinner with all the fixins than kicking back on the couch and popping in a DVD. My recommendation for your viewing that the whole family gathering can watch? Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. Okay, so maybe Aunt Fran won’t appreciate watching Jesse Jane and Evan Stone fuck, but I guess it’s not really for everyone.

Okay, so here’s “Plan B.” Check out The Incredible Hulk! Recently released on DVD, this is one of this summer’s blockbusters. Starring Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, Hulk is an exciting story of superhero a not only fighting against himself and the U.S. Army, but an evil monster known as the Abomination (Tim Roth).

In this re-start of the franchise that Ang Lee almost ruined a few years ago, Banner is close to solving the curse that transforms him, but with the army on his tail a cat and mouse chase occurs. When an over enthusiastic solider’s (Roth) attempt to recreate the same accident that irradiated Banner goes awry, an evil monster is born who can possibly beat the hell out of our hero.

The action is hot and the CGI Hulk looks amazing. The movie itself is huge with lots of explosions, fighting, fun….everything you’d expect from a flick like this. All the actors deliver. William Hurt as General Ross comes across great as a man determined, yet obsessed. Liv Tyler doesn’t try to step outside her limited range which works well for her as the damsel in distress, and while Ed Norton rocks, of course, it’s Tim Roth who excels with his villainous ways and practically steals the show. While the 2003 Hulk was overly moody this one comes across as what people wanna see. Director Louis Leterrier does a smashing job (no pun intended).

Any good comic geek (like me) will be able to spot a lot of nods to not only the comic book but to the ’70s tv show as well. I’m not going to lie, upon my first viewing (and yes there were several) I had no idea about a lot of the references to the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferigno show since I wasn’t even born when it was on the ai, but after I was schooled a little from even geekier friends, I can appreciate the fact that they were put in.

I have the 3-disc DVD that was only available at Target in the exclusive packaging, because I’m cool like that, and the extras on the discs are pretty fucking cool. One of my favorites is the deleted scene, which is a harbinger of sorts to the forthcoming Avengers movie with Captain America’s “cameo”

My recommendation? Go out and rent or get this movie! If you don’t you will be making me angry, and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. (But you will like me when I’m horny!)

Armani Watch Rating: AAAA

Check out more of Angelina at her official website, AngelinaArmani.com. You can also check her out at MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani and at DigitalPlayground.com.

Hulk photos by Monstar – courtesy of MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani

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