In Florida, a man, who was accused of exposing himself to a  woman and her daughter in a store parking lot blamed his state of undress on a bad case of diarrhea.

The woman called police and reported that David Todd Napodano was exposing himself in public. After an hour, the police showed up to find Napodano still nude inside his van.

According to Naples News Napodano explained that he removed his underwear after a bout with the runs. However  police say they found no evidence of recently evacuated bowels in the van.