Spike.com’s ‘7 Porn Stars You Can Take Home To Mom’
Posted on July 16th, 2009 by GenesisEditor under NewsSpike.com has named these seven porn stars you can take home to mom on their site. Here’s some of the article. The full article is available here.
If you’re taking a girl home to meet your mother, the last person she wants to meet is a porn star. Porn stars have a terrible reputation for being sad, abused girls with low self-esteem, drug and alcohol problems, and an insatiable appetite for doing the deed. The truth, however, is a lot more complicated.
7. Lisa Ann
This adult actress is a hard worker, savvy, a shrewd businesswoman, and someone who is goal-centric. These are all great qualities for a woman you’d want your mother to meet. Ann makes every girl she signs to her talent agency write a mission statement for their career.
How you’d introduce Lisa Ann to your mother:
Hey Mom, you know how you like/dislike Sarah Palin? Well, meet her body double.
6. Stormy Daniels
What mother in their right mind couldn’t love this 21st century suffragette? Stormy’s mother is one proud momma who collects all the magazines Stormy has appeared in and, on occasion, watches her daughter perform in strip clubs. She even tips. Just imagine your mom and Stormy’s mom bonding at the club, laughing as they make it rain dollar bills.
Stormy is hoping to break another glass ceiling and penetrate the halls of Congress. The 30-year-old Louisiana native is making a serious bid for the U.S. Senate. She was drafted by a group of fans and hopes to run against embattled Republican Senator David Vitter in 2010. She has undertaken a listening tour of the state, formed an exploratory committee, and publicly stated that her run for Senate is “not just a publicity stunt.”
How you’d introduce Stormy Daniels to your mother:
Mom, I’d like you to meet Stormy. She’s running for the Senate, and I’m on her exploratory team.
5. Savanna Samson
Not only is Savannah a good Catholic girl, she is also an internationally accomplished winemaker. In 2004 she launched her own wine label to favorable reviews. The New York Times rated a bottle of her vintage Italian red wine Sogno Uno (which translates to “Dream One”) a 90–91 out of 100. Wine expert Robert M. Parker said, “It’s a very fine wine — awfully good. It was really opulent and luscious and it had a personality.” Samson has long been a fan of wine and took her entry into the world of winemaking very seriously. “People have to be laughing when they hear about it,” she said. “But I didn’t want it to be a joke.” A nice religious girl who makes a mean batch of Jesus juice — what mother couldn’t love someone like that?
How you’d introduce Savannah Samson to your mother:
Mom, this is Savannah. She’s an award-winning winemaker.
4. Sunny Leone
In 2004 Leone got political and showed her activist side by being part of the “No More Bush Girls.” She, along with seven other porn stars, shaved their “downstairs locks” to protest the reelection of George W. Bush. A spokesperson for the cause said, “We want to use our bodies to speak our minds to get rid of Bush. Sometimes your voice doesn’t get enough attention.” In 2008 Sunny recorded a PSA for Declare Yourself, an organization that urges young Americans to participate in democracy and vote.
Sunny also keeps up with her religious faith, even though she works in porn. She does her best to “maintain a link to Sikh traditions,” even though Sikhs frown upon pornography. Leone says, “Girls will leave the industry claiming that they found God. Well, the fact is, God has always been with them the entire time.” Leone is a smart girl, with a good head on her shoulders who will light up the room when she meets your mom.
How you’d introduce Sunny Leone to your mother:
Hey Mom. This is Sunny. She’s a political girl (watch as rays of light beam from Sunny’s body, melting your mother’s heart).
3. Sasha Grey
Sasha thinks of herself as a pioneer and has been dubbed the “intellectual porn star” because she loves to discuss existentialism and Jean-Luc Godard. She believes she’s a performance artist who wants to turn the porn industry on its head and change it from within, pushing the boundaries of porn and the idea of women as sexual objects. She sees herself as a feminist who can empower women by doing porn. She recently told the LA Times, “All women have the right to be feminist whether you’re pro-porn or anti-porn. But I think it’s definitely about continuing to put the control in womens’ hands. And sending a positive message to our society that every girl in porn is not abused and cracked out.”
Sasha has only been in the industry a few years and already she’s crossed over to the mainstream media. She regularly models for companies like American Apparel, has recorded an album of industrial music, and recently starred in The Girlfriend Experience, a film by Academy Award-winning director Steven Soderbergh. She is also writing a graphic novel and working on a “sex philosophy” book.
How you’d introduce Sasha Grey to your mother:
Mom, meet Sasha. She’s a renowned performance artist who’s changing the world. She’s going to blow your mind.
2. Jessica Drake
Drake is a force to be reckoned with in the porn industry. She has won numerous AVN awards and has recently tried her hand at writing and directing. Jessica says she’s never lived the stereotyped porn star life, stating she was not abused as a child, never abused drugs, and rarely drinks. She is bound to charm your mother with her sweetness and down-to-earth nature.
How you’d introduce Jessica Drake to your mother:
Hey mom, this is my new girlfriend…Carrie Underwood.
1. Stoya
Stoya grew up reading science fiction and fantasy books and was surrounded by technology. When she was six years old her father taught her DOS as her mother taught her how to read. She says her hero is video game programmer Sid Meier and that Civilization is her favorite computer game. Stoya, who is one of the few all-natural porn stars working today, also uses social networking websites to connect with fans and says that such sites greatly helped her career.
Stoya says her family is proud of what she does and that her father dispenses good advice, telling her, “If that’s what you like doing and you do it and you have integrity. So, good for you! As long as you’re happy and healthy…then whatever.” Coming from a good family is something mothers find extremely important in their son’s girlfriends or wives, so Stoya is perfect for mom.
How you’d introduce Stoya to your mother:
Mom, you remember that video game I loved as a child? Well, I finally found a woman who loves it as much as I do. She completes me.
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