New Porn Order and Not Rated Professional Wresting announce the signing of two more adult starlets to their wrestling roster, effective this past Friday, June 13th (if that’s not a harbinger of freakiness to come – we don’t know what is)!

Monica Mayhem and Nicki Hunter join the ranks and enter the wrestling world – porn-style!  Both girls agreed to come on board, persuaded by NPO honcho Craig Valentine.  After some training in the ring, look for them at upcoming bouts and tapings for NRPW!

In other news, Nick Manning – male porn superstar with an ego the size of Alaska – has asked for a meeting recently with Valentine, to consider also joining the wrestling federation.  However, the proverbial sh*t hit the fan at the discussion table, when Manning basically insisted that NRPW needed to sign him, because of his ‘superstar’ status!  Of course, that ultimatum didn’t sit well with Valentine – and a minor ruckus ensued inside Manning’s home…But did we mention that a documentary film crew was on hand – taping a behind-the-scenes look at ‘Manning-the-pornstar’ and his life and family?  Needless to say this latest NRPW-related brawl was all caught on tape (by a third party, major mainstream studio production crew).