Life sucks for a man in Saginaw, Michigan, who was arrested after being caught allegedly “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a local car wash.

The story as reported in the Saginaw News says that the 29-year-old man from Swan Creek Township was apprehended last Thursday at a car wash in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township after a local resident called police to report “suspicious activity” at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger told the Saginaw News that the responding officer approached the perp on foot and caught him in the act of pleasuring himself with a car wash vacuum device.

The man, whose name had not been released at the time of this writing, is being detained at the Saginaw County Jail.