In Oregon, a drunk man was arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a stuffed giraffe.
Police discovered Sean McDowell, 24, picking up the stuffed toy outside a shop and simulate sex with it twice.

“He was pretty enamoured with it and decided he was taking it home,” said Sergeant Bob Smith.
“Then he turns and sees one of our officers and he puts the giraffe down and walks away. Later in the evening, he did it again. Maybe he had struck out with all the women at the bar and this giraffe was looking pretty good.”

The defiled giraffe, which is property of the Bug A Boo children’s store, was reportedly removed to a place of safety.