2008
We’ve been waiting for this one for a while, and what better movie to kick off doing some reviews on here than with probably one of the most anticipated adult movies of all time. Digital Playground pulls out all the stops in bringing us the sequel to the biggest-selling porn movie of all time. The second chapter in the continuing battle between Captain Reynolds (Evan Stone) and Emperor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn) is a four-disc set featuring eight hours of swashbuckling adventure, countless DVD extras and the hottest names in porn engaging in some of the most intense sex ever captured for the screen.
What the first Pirates movie did was set a very high bar for narrative-driven porn movies. So one of the questions critics and fans had as chapter two was being produced was whether Stagnetti’s Revenge would sustain all of the dramatic and comedic prowess of the original. The answer to that questions is an emphatic– yes!
As a director, Joone puts viewers on the edge of their seats by keeping the action moving, and trimming each scene so as to build momentum leading towards the action-packed climax. Joone also wins major kudos in the area of cinematography, as the lighting and framing of each shot provides added layers and dimension to the overall scene.
Most importantly, there are some major acting performance in this movie that breathe life into the script and bring Joone’s vision to life. Belladonna has what it takes to be a legitimate big-screen action hero. She is more than up to the challenge of the physicality needed to make her character believable, and some of her dialogue exchanges are quite compelling. Katsuni has major screen presence that goes beyond those of a talented sex performer, and her intuitive abilities with facial expression and posture make her a formative big-screen villain. As the tough and sexy Jules Steel, Jesse Jane is the perfect foil for Evan Stone’s Reynolds character, and the two have a magic that works in both hardcore sex, and farcical comedy scenes. Still, the most underrated performer in this movie has to be to Steven St. Croix. As the emotionally-delicate pirate, Marco, St. Croix is hilariously over the top dealing with issues such as lust and fear of commitment while navigating the high seas.
Throw in some killer computer generated effects such as skeleton pirates and a giant water squid, and you’ve got yourself the recipe for a blockbuster!
Space prevents listing all of the sexual highlights of this movie here, but any review of this flick would be incomplete without mentioning the incredible lesbo liaison between Jesse Jane and Belladonna. One would be hard pressed to recall two women who have lit up the screen with the raw sexual tension and pure ferocity of these two legendary smut queens. Both ladies lick and finger each other’s twats and asses with a primal fervor, with each lady wrestling her way into the dominant role. By the time the session has ended, both star’s boxes and faces are drenched in spit and girlcum. I didn’t think it could top the scene from the first movie between Jesse and Janine, but it sure fuckin’ did!
Another standout screw stars Shay Jordan, who goes hog wild, filling her cunt and mouth with big, thick meat in a hellacious and sweaty threesome. Evan Stone’s shining moment comes in a fuckathon with Jesse Jane and Katsuni. The girls bring his dick to attention with their oral skills, and Stone pays them back with colossal balls-deep dicking.
Speaking of Katsuni and Stone, these two turn in amazing performances with their acting chops. Evan has great comedic timing and we have long been aware of his mainstream-worthy talents, but Katsuni was a complete surprise as to how good she is working with an actual script. Also to note are the great special effects, amazing performances by Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey and Ben English, and basically any sex scene in this movie can be described as great.
Included in the four-disc package are extended versions of the sex scenes, tons of cool behind the scenes shit and enough special features to keeping you stroking your plank until the next installment of this once in a lifetime XXX epic. Digital and Joone did the impossible and followed up the first one with a bigger, better blockbuster. ♥♥♥♥♥
PIRATES: STAGNETTI’S REVENGE
Starring: Jesse Jane, Evan Stone, Belladonna, Katsuni, Tommy Gunn, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Stoya, Jenna Haze, Gabriella Fox, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Riley Steele, Brea Lynn, Abbey Brooks, Veronica Rayne, Brianna Love, Rhylee Richards and Steven St. Croix.
Directed by Joone. (Digital Playground)
See our exclusive coverage of the movie, its stars and lots more in next month’s issue of GENESIS!
Exclusive images courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com.
Rate This Post:
According to a study performed by Spanish IT security firm Optenet, 35 percent of the content on the Internet at the end of last year was porn. Individual adult pages numbered around 155 million last year, but the overall ratio actually dropped one percent.
The poster shown here for Kevin Smith’s latest flick, Zack and Miri Make A Porno has not been approved by the Motion Picture Association Of America (MPAA) and will not be used in promotional campaigns for the movie in America. However, the poster was given the thumbs-up in Canada, and will be used to promote the film in the Great White North.
An investigation into allegations that a Philadelphia landlord was illegally spying on his female tenants revealed that the accused voyeur had been watching and recording women in his dwellings for about 20 years.
The Hayworth Theatre, in association with Roz Bernstein Productions, will present the world debut of “Lovelace: A Rock Opera,” on October 18, 2008. The new show, recounting the life and times of legendary adult film superstar Linda Lovelace of “Deep Throat” fame, is based on the Book, Music and Lyrics of Charlotte Caffey (founding member of “The Go-Go’s,) and Anna Waronker (singer, founding member of “That Dog.,”) with the Original Concept and Additional Lyrics from Jeffery Leonard Bowman.
Metro is pleased to announce the addition of “Badlands Pictures”, a new all male movie line, with it’s first release: “Boys of Badlands”.
The Board of Directors of Rick’s Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ: RICK), the nation’s premier operator of upscale gentlemen’s clubs, has authorized the buyback of up to $5 million of the company’s common stock.
Recent Comments