We’re thankful for lots of things. Of course there’s the usual we’re thankful for, such as our family and friends, our heatlh, that we live in a country like America, etc., etc. Here’s some other things we should all be thankful for that you might not have thought of…

We’re thankful that the adult industry is (cough, cough) recession proof.

We’re thankful that Donny Long hasn’t called us “worthless cunts” yet.

We’re thankful that there hasn’t been a Not the Golden Girls XXX.

We’re thankful that BBWs isn’t a wide-spread niche like MILFs.

We’re thankful that we can’t be booked for a sex scene with Ron Jeremy.

We’re thankful that we weren’t nominated for best anal scene, ’cause that would’ve hurt.

These are just a few things that we thought of. What are you thankful for?

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The world famous Stormy Daniels hit 100,000 Myspace friends yesterday….damn that’s a lot of friends. The director/writer/performer was coaxed into starting a public Myspace profile in June of 2005 and since has seen  the amount of friends increase at an rapid rate. Even a couple of deletions have not stopped the legions of fans from finding the Operation Tropical Stormy star.

It’s not hard to see why the blonde bombshell grabs the attention that she does, with her ethereal beauty, devilish personality and goals of world domination, everyone should have Stormy on their top friends.

If you are not one of the hundred thou that have not yet befriended the superstar, here is the link, you may as well add her because at the end of the day it’s a Stormy world and we just live in it.

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The makers of the device known as the “Whizzinator” are facing federal criminal charges.

The Whizzinator is a fake penis that was designed to help men cheat drug tests. The device contains a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

The Whizzinator is claimed to be the “undisputed leader in synthetic urine” and the “ultimate solution” for drug testing on its website. The site goes on to say that– “The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!”

George Wills and Robert Catalano, who have been selling the Whizzinator over the Internet for three years pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court in Pittsburgh.

Willis and Catalano’s California-based company, Puck Technology, were known for the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as “Number One” that work with a synthetic urine called “Yellow River.”

Wills and Catalano are scheduled to be sentenced in February, and each could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

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Thomas Larvie, who has been identified as Nebraska’s infamous “Butt Bandit” was formally charged yesterday for a spree of public indecency that involved Larvie allegedly lathering his private parts in baby lotion and leaving “butt and penis prints on local business windows” in the city of Valentine, NE.

As reported at TheSmokinggun.com, Larvie, 35 was arrested Wednesday after Officer Dana Miller spotted him “trying to hide in the shadows” near a parking lot around 3:30 AM. In officer Miller’s report it is stated that Larvie, was wearing a handkerchief over his face and had a 16.5 ounce bottle of “Baby Magic Baby Lotion” in his pants pocket when he was apprehended. The report also states that his “erect penis was partially protruding” from his unzipped pants.

The police investigation that followed determined that eight Valentine businesses– including the post office, a livestock firm, and a pharmacy– had been left with butt and/or penis prints on their doors and windows. Some establishments allegedly targeted by Larvie also had pages from a porno magazine stuck on the exterior of their premises.

Jay Hollenbeck’s Farm Bureau in Valentine was hit particularly hard and was left with “penis prints on a west window, a butt and penis print on a south window, a penis print on a west window, and a penis print on the door.”
These incidents has been going on for months until police finally caught up with their suspect.

While in custody Larvie told police, “I’m mental, I think I will kill myself.” After being booked into the county jail, Larvie was transported for “emergency protective custody” to Great Plains Regional Medical Center.

You can read all of the sordid details of Larvie’s alleged perverted doings by clicking here.

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As we extend congrats to all the nominees for this year’s AVN Awards, we want to send a special one out to our masthead publisher for GENESIS and friend, Tera Patrick. In addition to her nominations for “Crossover Star of the Year” and various awards for her performances on-screen this year such as “Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene,” “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene,” and “Best Solo Sex Scene,” Tera has been selected to take her place in adult history with her selection to AVN’s Hall of Fame. Her company Teravision also received 13 noms for their movies and scenes. Congrats Tera!

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The 2009 AVN Award Nominations are now posted at their official website. Click the link to download the PDF file with the full list of official nominees.

If you took the over on my earlier post, you’re a big winner, as PIrates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge leads the pack with 30 nominations, surpassing the 24 the first movie received in 2006. Digital Playground as a company received 79 nominations, not counting individual accolades for contract stars such as Stoya as “Best New Starlet” and Jesse Jane for “Crossover Star of the Year” and “Female Performer of the Year.”

As far as other major companies getting noms, Vivid received 57 (not counting star imprints such as Club Jenna and Teravision), Wicked Pictures received 66 noms, and Adam & Eve got 82 (including movies they distributed such as Not Betwitched XXX). Jules Jordan Video received 80 noms and Evil Angel got 116.

On the GENESIS home front, we’d like to congratulate our stars who received nominations: Tera Patrick (5), Bree Olson (7), Jenna Haze (11) and Gina Lynn (5). Gianna Lynn, our regular blogger also received a nom for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene in Anabolic’s Girlgasmic.

Congrats to all of the nominees, and congrats to AVN’s staff for surviving the nomination process. They work their asses off every year, watch entirely too much porn and get lots of grief in the process I’m sure. Remember, it’s just an honor to be nominated, or at least that’s what they say.

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Traditionally, AVN Award nominations are announced the day before Thanksgiving, and that would be tomorrow. Every indication is that nominees will be posted as scheduled at some point manana. I know that the staff there has been buried in the selection process and even though a lot of people bitch and moan every year, they really do an amazing job — trust me.

My bet is that Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge will be the leading nominee as far as movies go. The first movie received 24 nominations is 2006, so I’ll be daring and put the over/under at 26 for the sequel.

The 26th Annual AVN Awards will be held January 10th at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, and will be co-hosted by Jenna Haze and Belladonna. For tickets and more info go to AVNAwards.com.

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So I got this press release the other day from Adultcon. It was titled, “Adultcon 15 Hits the Los Angeles Convention Center In Time for Holiday Shopping.” Now I don’t know about you, but my list to Santy Claus does not include a copy a One in the Pink, Two in the Stink, a Polaroid of me with Courtney Cummz, or a new Adultcon crystal keychain (how many of those things did this guy order, anyway?). And let us not mention that this press release was one of the worst written things I have seen in almost 20 years as an editor. I just found the whole hook funny as a whole.  That is all. Carry on.

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Multiple AVN Award-Winning Director Michael Ninn is back with the release of his new film, “Nymphetamine”. The Nymphetamine series of films will showcase magnificent women in exquisite locations produced under the IMNINN trademark through Celluloid Addiction productions.

The first release slated for January 6, 2009, features Jana Cova, Jana Jordan, Georgia Jones, Karlie Montana, Jennifer Dark, Faye Reagan, Alyssa Reece, Celeste Star, Charlie Laine and Heather Carolin in picturesque vignettes that Michael is known for.

Celluloid Addiction will set out to create a mixture of beautiful live performance and multimedia adult entertainment that I have wanted to incorporate into all of my own work over the past decade. The new production team brought such positive energy and enthusiasm to the set, that it inspired me and allowed me to transcend to a creative place as a filmmaker that I didn’t think existed in my soul any longer.” said Ninn.

Says Scott Santos, “The Nymphetamine series will celebrate the most beautiful women in the industry, shot with the incredible imagery of Michael Ninn doing what he does best – create.

“The cast and crew definitely came to produce something very special, and something special is definitely what was crafted during our two-day shoot October 29th and 30th in the desert of Southern California. I am honored to be working with such a brilliant artist as Michael Ninn, and such an astute businessman as David Sutton.”

“I was really awestruck on Michael’s set for Nymphetamine. Designed and created for a major cosmetic company’s ad campaign, the way Michael used it to showcase these incredibly beautiful stars was nothing short of amazing.

In addition to being perhaps the most artistic director on the adult scene today, Ninn created an atmosphere where everyone present knew they had to bring their best, or it would lay forever on the cutting room floor. Everyone brought their best! I am honored to be associated with Michael Ninn and Scott Santos, who bring so much of themselves to this creative process. The Nymphetamine series will be one for the ages!”

In 1992, Michael made his first, AVN 5 Star Adult movie, Black Orchid, followed by two other critically acclaimed movies Two Sisters and Principles of Lust, under the Western Visuals label. The next year, Ninn signed with VCA Pictures and produced a series of films: Sex, Latex, and Shock, all of which received numerous AVN awards, including Best Film.

Shock, which received the Best Video award, is considered by many to have established a new standard of technical excellence and originality in the adult industry. Ninn’s films use cutting-edge technology, such as computer-generated images (CGI), on par with techniques used in mainstream movies.

Ninn’s unique style approaches porn as art, blending a European sensibility with American hardcore. His work is considered revolutionary by many, for its lighting, technical, conceptual, and artistic features. Michael has produced over 140 adult titles and has won more AVN Awards than any director, including Best DVD (for Fetish Circus) and two consecutive awards for Best Foreign All-Sex Release.

To View a trailer of Nymphetamine visit www.celluloidaddiction.com

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On November 27, Digital Playground is pleased to present “Jack’s Big Tit Show 1” on Blu-ray™.  Fans all over the world can give thanks for Jack and his fascination with mammoth melons.  The all-star cast of titillating knockers includes Jelena Jensen, Sara Stone, Texas Presley, Nadia Hilton, Naomi Knight, Velicity Von, and Michelle B.  Highly awarded director Robby D. always delivers the goods, and “Jack’s Big Tit Show 1” is guaranteed to keep fans fixated on the bouncing tits for hours!

The trailer for “Jack’s Big Tit Show 1” on Blu-ray is available here.

“We knew we had a hit with ‘Jack’s Big Tit Show’,” says Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground’s CEO.  “The series explores one of the oldest and most demanded niches in adult entertainment.  Robby D. takes the big tit niche and breathes new life into it.  Fans appreciate Digital Playground’s originality and eagerly anticipate every new release.”

Don Houston, an adult reviewer for XCritic.com, writes, “‘Jack’s Big Tit Show’ had a lot of fuck for the buck and plenty of breasts on hand to enjoy as well.  ‘Jack’s Big Tit Show’ was bouncy good fun and I hope [Robby D.] makes another volume soon…More fun to go with the stroke value than you’ll find elsewhere!”

Jack’s at it again!  In his playground, Jack is busy casting for music videos.  The delicious girls will do anything for stardom.  Some suck, some fuck, some masturbate but they all get naked and show big beautiful, bouncing titties for the camera.  In “Jack’s Big Tit Show 1”, there’s mouthfuls and handfuls of big boobies bursting out of their bras.  It’s hot and kinky and Jack’s found a new niche.  Now this hit movie is offered in full 1080p Blu-ray™ for the ultimate sexual experience.

“Jack’s Big Tit Show 1” on Blu-ray includes a photo gallery and trailers to hit Digital Playground films and upcoming releases.  “Jack’s Big Tit Show 1” is presented in 16:9 widescreen format with 5.1 digital surround sound and no regional coding.

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Statuesque blonde Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne will make the hearts of pro wrestling fans beat just a bit faster in her role as the first “Girl of the Month” on the popular WrestlingINC.com website starting December 1st.

The former choir girl from Wigan, England and current star of “The Nikki Jayne Experiment” gives her audience a ray of hope about whether they might stand a chance with her when she answers an interviewer’s question by saying: “I don’t look for anything in a guy. Usually, the guy finds me and I will find the best in him if we connect on a deeper level.” That wrestler just might be John Cena, whom Nikki singles out as her favorite.

WrestlingINC.com is one of the oldest and largest professional wrestling sites, with millions of visitors a month. Nikki is rapidly rising as an emerging superstar in the adult field. Xcitement magazine writer Cindi Loftus reported recently: “She’s so outrageous it’s contagious.”

Says WrestlingINC.com chief Raj Giri, “We are excited to have Nikki as our first Girl of the Month for December.  If there is anyone I’ve seen that represents the wildness and unpredictability that professional wrestling fans crave, it’s Nikki Jayne.”

“Is there any wrestling move that you’d like to incorporate in one of your movies?”  Nikki is asked by the WrestlingINC.com interviewer. Her response:  “Not really, but I’d like to do a scene in one of my upcoming movies on a wrestling mat and get all sweaty and aggressive.”

That would most likely be a popular scene, given the fact that in “The Nikki Jayne Experiment” the actress says “the scenes are such a turn on and very hardcore so you can’t be a wimp if you watch it. I think it’s the best Vivid film of the moment, but of course I’m prejudiced.”

A photo of Nikki Jayne is on the WrestlingINC.com home page and her profile can be found here.

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Former Culture Club frontman Boy George is being charged with chaining a male escort to his bedroom wall and beating him with a metal chain.

During a court hearing jurors heard the story of Boy George, whose real name is George O’Dowd, handcuffing Audun Carlsen, 29 in his home in east London last April after accusing the escort of hacking into his laptop.

O’Dowd met Carlsen through the online social networking site, Gaydar. According to the charges Carlsen said the attack occurred during the second visit he paid to the singer’s home. Carlsen claims that he was beckoned into the singer’s bedroom, and there he discovered a second unidentified man was waiting for him.

“As soon as I saw the other guy they were both jumping on me, Carlsen said. “They held me down and beat me. I could not move. I was so scared – I managed to get loose and I started running. They pulled me down on to the floor and they were sitting on top of me. The other man didn’t beat me he just helped George to hold me down. George was slapping me and beating me and punching me and screaming things.”

Carlsen told the court that he was dragged along the floor towards a bed and a handcuffed. The manacle was attached to a hook drilled into the wall by the bed. He eventually managed to free himself from the restraints and began his escape.

The escort explained that, during their first meeting, the pair arranged a pornographic photo shoot during which they took cocaine and O’Dowd allegedly performed a sex act on Carlsen. Jurors were told that O’Dowd believed Carlsen had tampered with his computers during that first encounter. However the couple ended their meeting on a positive note and continued to stay in touch through the Gaydar site.

Carlsen described to the court that some of O’Dowd’s e-mails were a bit strange, saying that O’Dowd ranted about repeated attempts to hack into his system and claimed “a fixated lesbian” had cloned his machine and was operating it remotely from the United States. Carlsen said that O’Dowd later apologized for the tone of his e-mails and set up a second meeting with Carlsen, and that’s when the alleged attack took place.

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Two weeks ago a Japanese online lingerie dealer unveiled a bra for men, and the item has since become one of the top selling products for the company.

As reported on Reuters.com, the Wishroom shop, which is part of the Japanese web shopping site, Rakuten, has sold over 300 men’s bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each.

“I like this tight feeling. It feels good,” said Wishroom representative Masayuki Tsuchiya while modeling the bra, which is being marketed for male crossdressers.

Akiko Okunomiya, the Executive Director at Wishroom said she was surprised at the number of men who were looking for their inner woman.

“I think more and more men are becoming interested in bras,” said Okunomiya. “Since we launched the men’s bra, we’ve been getting feedback from customers saying ‘wow, we’d been waiting for this for such a long time.’”

The bra is available in black, pink and white, and Wishroom also stocks men’s panties, as well as lingerie for women.

Click here to see a video demonstration of the man bra.

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We wanted to wish our blogging friend and porn magnate Gram Ponante a happy birthday today.

“To be sent these birthday sentiments by a site such as GenesisOnline is truly reaching the pinnacle of my existence on this planet,” Gram did not tell us. We also are not sending him a thesaurus (to help his limited vocabulary), new shoes (with lifts to help him appear taller) and a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni (the San Francisco treat).

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