Come join adult superstar Tera Patrick for a spectacular three-night appearance at Paper Moon in Springfield , Va.

Tera will take the stage Thurs January 29 through Saturday January 31st for shows a night and will stick around for a meet and greet with her fans afterwards.

I can’t wait to get to Virginia,” said Tera. “Paper Moon is the finest gentlemen’s club in the country and I look forward to putting on a sexy show and then talking with my fans. It will be the perfect way to relax before the big game on Sunday.”

Come kick off Super Bowl weekend with the hottest star in adult entertainment.

Voted the #1 Gentleman’s Club, Paper Moon is located at 6315 Amehurst Ave. Springfield, VA 22150

No Comments Yet »

Leaders in the gay/lesbian adult industry, Abigail Productions in conjunction with Adult Source Media, announce the release of A Woman’s Touch.

A Woman’s Touch features artfully assembled vignettes of the industry’s hottest women engaged in passionate real lesbian sex. Each vignette puts the viewer in the position of the voyeur, witnessing true moments of intimacy and countless real orgasms. A Woman’s Touch is truly one of the prettiest girl-girl movies on the market today! A Woman’s Touch stars Charlie Laine, Tenaya, Nikki Rhodes, Louisa Lanewood, Alyssa Reece and Zoe Britton, and was directed by O. Cohen.

Sexy first timer Tenaya makes her on screen debut and first time lesbian experience in life in this feature. In a previous career, Tenaya found herself trapped in the world of sales, working for, all companies, Kirby Vacuums. Deciding she needed to free her sexuality, Tenaya left the world of sucking, for a career in…

In 2008, Adult Source Media, the worldwide leader in adult animated erotica, took over the exclusive worldwide DVD and web distribution of Lesbian studio Abigail Productions. This will include Abigail Productions and Pink Box.

Adult Source Media has taken Abigail Productions and added it to their current line-up of unique niche movies. Adult Source Media is excited to begin distribution with the lesbian parody of the 80’s sitcom The Facts of Life, which was recently featured on Entertainment Tonight, E! Network’s The Soup, TMZ, and in Entertainment Weekly.

All titles are available at www.adultsourcemedia.com and www.abigailproductions.com.

Rate This Post:

No Comments Yet »

Arguably the most anticipated game of its type in years, this weekend’s Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa, Florida will decide the National Football League (NFL) champion for the current season. With the American Football Conference’s Pittsburgh Steelers and the NFL’s Arizona Cardinals taking centerstage before tens of thousands of fans this Sunday, it only stands to reason that Stormy Daniels, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Mikayla Mendez, and Alektra Blue would be stepping up their game in the days and weeks ahead with a blitz of high-kicking personal engagements and festive media appearances.

The clock begins running Saturday, January 31st, when Stormy makes a forward pass into the heart of the action by hosting The REAL Pittsburgh Pep Rally, at the Green Iguana, 9209 Anderson Road in Tampa. This pre-game extravaganza will be co-hosted by Bonics of Pittsburgh’s 96.1 KISS FM (www.myspace.com/bonics), and feature mixing by DJ Goofy Whitekid of 93.3. The party will be broadcast LIVE to 96.1 KISS FM from 9pm to 3am. For more information, and to reserve tables and bottle service, call 813-690-0938.Ironically, the following week will see the award winning Ms. Daniels crossing the line of scrimmage for a weekend of exotic dancing in Cardinals country. Stormy fans in AZ can look forward to seeing the buxom blonde  February 6th and 7th at Les Girls 5151 East Washington Street in Phoenix. For showtimes and driving directions, call 602-244-8000. February will also see Stormy dancing her way to field goals across the Carolinas, beginning the 19th-21st at Pure Gold (301 Harrison Avenue) in Cary, North Carolina, and concluding the 26th-28th at the Crazy Horse (2-3102 Highway 17 South) in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The 28th will include Stormy’s appearance at the Crazy Horse’s Anniversary Party, for more information call 843-272-3329.

Southern California fans who want to add some Wicked excitement to their Super Bowl Weekend can celebrate the Big Game with exotic Mikayla Mendez, who looks forward to making all the right moves January 29th-31st at the Spearmint Rhino Rialto, 312 Riverside Avenue. (To confirm show times, please contact the venue directly at 909-873-2257).

While multiple 2009 AVN award winner jessica drake may be sidelined with injuries (visit www.jessicadrake.com for details, sports fans), she’s not being idle – she and Mikayla will be attending the the MusiCares Person of the Year gala honoring Neil Diamond during Grammy Week. Coldplay heads the list of Grammy nominees that will perform the songs of Neil Diamond. Adele, Diamond, Foo Fighters, Josh Groban, Jennifer Hudson, Raul Malo, Tim McGraw and others will perform February 6th at this Recording Academy event at the Los Angeles Convention Center. In coming months, jessica will be gracing the cover and interior of Club Confidential magazine as well.

The weeks ahead represent a highly charged time for stylish Wicked beauty Kirsten Price, who’ll be bringing her A-game to the titular role of Frankie in Michael Raven’s Dinner At Frankie’s, shooting January 29th and 30th in Los Angeles. Kirsten is joined in this intriguing “dramedy” by a stellar cast including Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, and Rocco Reed. Press interested in covering the shoot are invited to contact Hethalein Mares at (818) 349-3593. Once she wraps shooting, Ms. Price will execute a pass rush over to the Spearmint Rhino Downtown (2020 Olympic Boulevard) for some crowd pleasing feature entertaining February 26th-28th.

And speaking of Kaylani, she’ll prove her mettle as a Wicked MVP with a wild month of high profile excitement beginning with a cover, pictorial, and feature story in the current issue (Vol. 10 Number 9) of the popular tuner publication Performance Auto And Sound. From there it’s off to Hawaii, where she’ll be feature entertaining February 4th-5th at Club 939 953 Keeaumoku Street in Honolulu (for more information, call 808-952-9300). Once she’s back on the mainland, Ms. Lei will punt a weekend’s worth of dance shows February 19th-21st at the venerable Crazy Horse, 980 Market Street, San Francisco, CA (phone 415-771-5580 for more). Her busy month will come to a triumphant close February 26th-28th as she trips the light fantastic at Rouge, 14626 Raymer Street Van Nuys CA (call 818-786-1822 for details).

Alektra Blue will celebrate the wrap of Dinner At Frankie’s with an onside kick all the way to the Big Apple, where she’ll dance at the aptly-named Perfection (6205 30th Avenue New York, NY 718-728-8080) February 19th-21st.

As you count down the hours to the Big Game, make your best forward pass to one of the fine venues mentioned above. Because when you’re staring down Stormy, jessica, Kaylani, Kirsten, Alektra, and Mikayla on the 30 yard line, the last thing you want to do is fumble.

Go ahead, make that touchdown…And don’t be surprised if the Wicked Girls leave you doing a little end zone showboating…

To learn more, click here to visit Wicked.Com.

No Comments Yet »

A big performer announcement from Tom Byron Pictures:  AVN Award winners Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane will soon shoot their first-ever scene together for King Of Coochie 4.

Sasha says, “Either Tom Byron is related to John Stagliano or he has a little black in him;  I should know I’ve had a little black in me!  He effortlessly directs his movies with pure kink, and I like that about him. I’m very excited to be working with him again, and especially with Sunny Lane!”

The AVN Female Performer of the Year (in 2008, Grey became the youngest-ever winner and is starring in the upcoming Steven Soderbergh-directed “The Girlfriend Experience”) is making major mainstream acting headlines recently, but let’s not forget where Sasha began her celluloid odyssey, and where she loves to be…in adult movies!

Sunny says she’s super-psyched to join the stunning Sasha for their big scene, too.  “I’m really excited to be working with Sasha Grey on this movie.  We’ve only done a girl/girl tease together and now I get to fuck her with Tom Byron — the legend — too.  Wow!  I get the best of both worlds as three-ways are my favorite.”  Sunny is a 2009 AVN winner herself, nabbing top honors for Best Anal Sex Scene.  Can’t you just imagine all the crazy cumming to be had on set!?

Says Tom:  “I’ve worked with both girls a couple of times, and man – it’s like I’ve died and gone to Heaven to be able to have a three-some with them.  I think the paramedics will have to be on set ‘cuz I may bust a few loads!”  Declares the mighty-and-sword-yielding-Byron, “It’s good to be the King!”

Adds Sunny:  “I’m really pumped to be a part of King of Coochie because I just love coochie.  I was in another movie last year with Sasha, but once again, we didn’t get to fuck each other…so now’s my chance!”

The King Of Coochie line is Tom’s latest top-selling series;  the first installment premiered at AEE in Vegas earlier this month, and KOC 2 will street at the end of February.  Also, King of Coochie 3 stars Kristina Rose, Dylan Ryder, Kylee Reese, Tatiana Kush and Sativa Rose.  A release date for King Of Coochie 4 has not been finalized yet, but fans of both Sasha and Sunny can anticipate a Spring street date.

As the king of gonzo porn continues to snag big-name stars for his productions, you can count on sexy scenes from these two young-but-already-veteran performers.  The King of Coochie line shows Average Joes what it’s like to be King for a day!  Pre-order soon, or contact Evolution Distribution for retail ordering information.

No Comments Yet »

Just when you thought it was safe for young guys to roam the street, Spyder Jonez brings you American MILF 2 Enter the Cougar. These seasoned sexual superstars are back with a vengeance in this highly charged sex comedy from Teravision.

“For the first American MILF we got adult legend Teri Weigel,” adds director Spyder Jonez. “After the huge success we had with that movie we figured we would stack the cast with legendary performers like Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Shyla LaVeaux and more. One red-hot cougar was fantastic so imagine the absolute sexual mayhem created when five of them get together.”

Lisa Ann takes the lead in American MILF 2. From here smoldering oral opener with Cheyne Collins to her blistering tryst with AVN Performer of the Year James Deen, she proves that she still has plenty left in her tank.

“Lisa Ann is hotter than ever,” states Jonez. “We have captured her renewed sexual energy in this movie and got her hottest scenes ever. She is perhaps the ultimate American MILF.”

Not to be outdone, Julia Ann takes an epic ride in a limo with Sean Michaels. With her engines fully revved she takes an even hotter ride on his massive black pole. Cougars need more meat and Julia gets all she can handle in this smoking interracial romp.

Sexy cougar Raquel Devine is so hot that it takes two young studs to give her what her body craves. Austyn Kincaid and Shyla LaVeux prefer to share the young meat so they double up on Cheyne Collins in another stunning three-way.

Harnessing all of the sexual energy these white-hot cougars have amassed during their careers, Jonez brings Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Raquel Devine, Shayla LaVeaux and Austyn Kincaid together for a final five-girl lesbian orgy that will blow the doors off.

“We knew we needed something big to close the movie,” Spyder says. “And what better what to cap a movie like this than a big cougar orgy. I have been on set for many all-girl orgies, but there is obviously no substitute for sexperience.”

Teravision President Tera Patrick is impressed. “We have all seen MILF and cougar porn before, but nothing like this. Spyder has accurately portrayed the heart of the sexual animal that beats inside of every cougar.”

American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar is available now.

No Comments Yet »

In this week’s installment of “The Armani Watch,” I’m talking to you about two movies that I just watched.  While doing my usual shopping on Melrose (‘cause I need more clothes), I decided to roll over to Amoeba on Sunset to pick up a couple of DVDs. Two very random and very different DVDs caught my eye.

Now let me preface this by saying that there are two kinds of bad movies. Some are so bad they’re good, like low budget flicks. The other bad are ones that just plain suck…

Comic Book Villains (2002)

Holy Shit! This movie sucked, and not in a good way like I do. I like superheroes and comic books (Shhh! Don’t tell anyone I’m a geek like that!), so it was with great enthusiasm that I picked up this DVD. But this movie could not decide if it wanted to be funny or dramatic, which it ended up being neither.

The plot about two competing comic book shops who are both trying to land a recently deceased collector’s comic gold mine went way out to left field and quickly delved into nonsense. This should have been better because the cast is pretty good — Cary Elwes, Donal Logue, D.J. Qualls, Michael Rapaport, Natasha Lyonne, Danny Masterson.

The acting was just ok. I can’t blame the actors, though. They really did not have anything to work with. It was all very convoluted. As much as this movie attempted to play to the comic book lovin’ crowd, the tacked on message at the end to “experience life outside of the Marvel and DC universe” was a slap in the face for any fan boy (or girl) that put up with this drivel for the last 92 minutes.

UGH. I mentally organized my show collection because I was so bored with this bomb. See what I go through for you guys? I sit through mind-numbing crap, so you don’t have to.

Black Water (2007)

I really, really liked this movie! This low-budget little thriller about a small tourist group who gets terrorized by a giant crocodile while stranded in the swamps of Northern Australia may at first seem like a “croc” of shit get it?!). But it was actually pretty entertaining, albeit in a mindless, silly way.

It took the “Jaws” approach and went with “less is more” so we didn’t see the crocodile too much, instead relying on  the hint of horror that was lurking.

It’s based on a true story, which means I’m staying out of the fucking swamps. But then again, when would you ever catch me and my Coach shoes trampling along the murky swamps down under? LOL! Like I said not a bad effort, and real low budget fun.

So what do we have? Avoid Comic Book Villains like the fucking plague, and check out Black Water when you want something on during a night of insomnia.

Do you have any recommendations for me that you want me to check out for both my viewing pleasure and “The Armani Watch?” And no. You don’t need to be sending me your homemade sex videos. Drop me a line here and let me know.

Armani Watch Ratings: 1/2 A and AAA

Get your copy of The Big Hit on DigitalPlayground.com or wherever you buy your adult movies. You can watch the Trailer HERE for a little sneak peak.

Come on by and say, “Hi!” at my MySpace page, myspace.com/angelinaarmani.

Check out more of me at my official website, AngelinaArmani.com. You can also check me out at MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani and at DigitalPlayground.com.

Angelina Photos courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com © 2009 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.

No Comments Yet »

Did you know that in Colorado it is illegal to kiss a sleeping woman, and that there is a law on the books that makes it illegal to buy dildos in Georgia?

These rarely enforced violations and other bizarre sex laws are available for view at weirdsexlaws.com.

If you’re thinking about jerking off in Utah, you’d better think again as masturbation is considered sodomy in Utah and that’s illegal, and if you are considering having sex with a porcupine, you’d better not do it in Florida as that is a legal no-no in the Sunshine State.

Though many of the laws are state laws, some of the most bizarre laws against sex behavior are limited to a single city or county.

For instance, it is unlawful to discharge a firearm while your wife is having an orgasm in Connorsville, WI, and couples are not allowed to have sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer in Newcastle, Wyoming.

Check out these and other insane sex laws at weirdsexlaws.com.

No Comments Yet »

Agus Noro, the leader of the Indonesian Satria Piningit Weteng Buwono cult has been arrested on charges of committing lewd acts and insulting religion, according to police reports.

Among the acts of lewdness Noro is accused of committing are hosting orgies with his followers and giving sermons in his underpants.

Noro, who is referred to as Agus Imam Solihin (leader of the faithful) by his followers, is alleged to have had sex with his disciples and as well as instructing them to have group sex while he watched in the sect’s mansion outside Jakarta, Indonesia.

A Jakarta police spokesman said that Noro had turned himself in to authorities after police had been searching for the cult leader for three days.

“We’re investigating him based on a report made by a female follower named Kartiningsih on January 26,” said the police spokesperson. “She complained that Noro had asked her to massage him and touch his genitals. She was also made to have sex with him while her husband and followers watched,” he added.

Noro gave religious sermons wearing only his underpants and told his disciples they would be taught “Kamasutra” sex techniques to use in the afterlife, former follower Eko was quoted as saying by news website Okezone.

If convicted, Noro could face nine years in jail for the lewd acts charge and another seven years on the insulting religion charge.

No Comments Yet »

If you’re up in the Great White North freezing your ass off, head over to Treasures in Toronto to warm your ass up with one of the best booties the biz has ever seen, Teagan Presley. She’ll be shakin’ that thang for her first-ever appearance up in Canada, January 29-31.

No Comments Yet »

Hey Baltimore! Stop by and say hi to the lovely Miss Gina Lynn at the Timonium Bike Show February 6th and 7th. Gina will be there for the VIP Party friday night and signing autographs all day saturday.

No Comments Yet »

As reported by Reuters.com, the US Supreme Court has ruled that a federal law designed to keep Internet pornography away from children violated constitutional free speech rights. The court rejected a Justice Department appeal defending the law and sided with those who argued that the efforts of Congress to regulate cyberspace by keeping minors away from online pornography infringed on free speech rights.

The law in debate required that website operators use credit cards or adult access codes and personal identification numbers to keep minors from seeing harmful pornography. Operators who did not act in accordance with this law faced up to six months in prison and fines of as much as $50,000 a day.

The law was adopted in 1998 after the Supreme Court struck down on free-speech grounds another law called the Communications Decency Act. The law has never been enforced as lower courts repeatedly have ruled it unconstitutional.

The Justice Department appealed to the Supreme Court after a US appeals court in Philadelphia declared the law unconstitutional for being overly broad and too vague.

The appeals court also ruled the law violates free speech guarantees under the Constitution’s First Amendment because filtering technologies and other parental control tools offer a less restrictive way to protect children from inappropriate content online.

The law was challenged by the American Civil Liberties Union, booksellers, online magazine publishers and others. ACLU lawyers said the law criminalizes a large amount of valuable online speech that adults are entitled to communicate and receive.

According to the government’s experts in the case, the law could criminalize as many as 700 million web pages, they said. The lawyers said the use of content filters would be more effective.

No Comments Yet »

Due to the overwhelming number of dickheads plaguing the world, it has become necessary to acknowledge their existence. New novelty item, #1 Dickhead Bobblehead, is the perfect symbol epitomizing this menace. The #1 Dickhead Bobblehead Doll stands 7″. It weighs approximately 8 oz. It does not discriminate and is available in white, tan and black. It is not intended for children under 18 years of age. It is a novelty item only and is not for internal use. It sells for $19.99.
A Dickhead is defined by Dickheadism, the plague of humanity! Dickheadism is a genetic DNA mutation in the male human species that causes bad and improper behavior. “These males lose sight of their gentlemanlike qualities such as charm, courtesy, kindness, integrity, honesty and reverence,” explains Princess Honeysuckle, the item’s creator. She continues, “Dickheadism knows no prejudice and crosses all racial, social and class barriers.” So, for the Dickhead in your life, may it be your husband, lover, partner, father, son, brother, boss or friend, they bring you the #1 Dickhead Bobblehead. You can get yours at www.dickheadworld.com.

No Comments Yet »

Wicked Pictures superstar and VELVET publisher Stormy Daniels is doing some appearances down in Tampa centered around that little football game they call the Super Bowl. Granted, it’s not as good as my NY Giants being in it and winning it all, but it’s still pretty cool to catch this blonde bombshell in action.

Check her out down there this Saturday at the Green Iguana starting at 9pm and party with Stormy and her lovely friends. She’s from Louisiana and prob a Saints fan, so she needs cheering up too.

No Comments Yet »

Coming to us from the – “It’s all fun and games until someone chokes on an ovary” file, I Heart Guts, the company that manufactures and distributes a line of soft toys shaped like human internal organs, has had to recall their Plush Uterus model because it has been discovered that the toy’s ovaries present a possible choking hazard.

A message on Iheartguts.com website addressed the need for the Plush Uterus recall.

In an effort to ensure our plush products exceed federal and international safety standards, we learned the 2008 Plush Uterus has failed a pull test. The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small part choking hazard for young children. No one has been harmed.

Although our website and sewn-on label state that the uterus is not for children aged 0-3, we have instituted a voluntary safety recall for the uterus plush. We have filed a safety recall notice with the U.S. Consumer Product and Safety Commission (CPSC). If the Plush Uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately. If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s).

The good new is that the company’s Plush Kidney, Plush Pancreas and Plush Gallbladder models have passed the pull test and are a safe gift for children of all ages.

No Comments Yet »

He’s been called ‘King of Coochie’ and ‘Lord Byron’… Now, fans can call Tom Byron the President of his own ‘Masturbation Nation’!

This latest DVD from Tom Byron Pictures is loaded with all new solo scenes, featuring the horniest starlets in the porn world.  With AVN Award winners like Sasha Grey, Nikita Denise, Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Aurora Snow, plus hotties Holly Wellin, Lexi Belle, Charley Chase, Mina Leigh and Bobbi Starr, Masturbation Nation is the must-have masturbation title of the year!  There’s nothing like a little self-stimulation to satisfy yourself!  See these girls getting off and taking things into their own hands.

Wanna get your rocks off?  These gals ‘flick the beans’ till the sun comes up!  Masturbation Nation streets Thursday, January 29th, from Evolution Distribution.

No Comments Yet »