Hey there all of you sexy guys and girls. In case you don’t know me, I’m Angelina Armani™, Digital Playground’s newest contract star and I’d like to welcome you to “The Armani Watch.”

If there’s one thing I love almost as much as sex, it’s sitting down and watching a really good movie. I try to get to the theater on a pretty regular basis, and when I’m not shooting scorching hot sex scenes, I’m at home thinking about sex while watching a DVD. I can watch just about any type of movie — action, comedy, animated, romance, drama, horror. It doesn’t matter as long as it’s good, entertaining and a temporary escape from reality.  But the reality is that not every movie out there is good. Just like sexual partners, sometimes you get a real lame one that loses your attention really quick. I know we’ve all had that problem in life, and wouldn’t it have been much better if someone, anyone, could have warned you in advance? Well that’s what I’m going to do here. I’m going to pass on my opinions about what to watch and what to avoid like a really bad lay! So sit down and check out “The Armani Watch”…

My Bloody Valentine 3-D

Last week I reviewed the special edition DVD of My Bloody Valentine in preparation for the big release last week in theaters of a remake in 3-D. I also said that I would let you know the deal on the new one and if it lived up to the hype, and all I can say is, “Wow!”

I had a blast watching My Bloody Valentine 3-D! It’s about damn time a horror movie came out and rocked the house…this one did just that.  This is a rare occasion where the re-make surpasses the original, and if you read my review last week, you know I really, really liked that one, too! So, anyway. It was with great enthusiasm that I headed out to Sherman Oaks to view this movie.

An accident in a mine shaft sets things off, as lone survivor Harry Warden kills his co-workers then falls into a coma. A year later he wakes up to begin a Valentine’s Day slaughter. Killing off a bunch of kids partyin it up at the mine, almost putting a pick axe through the head of the kid who caused the accident the year before. But the cops come and save the kid’s life by shooting Harry, who runs off into the mine.

Fast forward ten years later and the killer returns to cause havoc and mayhem once again on Valentine’s Day. The movie takes a major twist as it is revealed that Harry was killed by the cops during the events a decade ago, so that leaves the burning question….who the hell is the killer??? And if it’s not Harry, then WHY is someone doing the killing? Dun dun dun!

I’m telling ya, the movie was a rollercoaster ride of fun, only borrowing certain plot points from the original, but still being faithful to its spirit. Ya herd.

The 3-D part really worked well. You could almost feel the swinging pick axe right above your head! It was so real I had to check to see if there was blood splattered all over me after I left the theater, because that would be kinda cool. Yeah, I had to wear some great big huge glasses, but if you have seen my sunglasses you know that’s how I roll. LOL.

SO go check it out! Hell, I might just go with ya to see it again!

Armani Watch Rating: AAAA 1/2

Get your copy of The Big Hit on DigitalPlayground.com or wherever you buy your adult movies. You can watch the Trailer HERE for a little sneak peak.

Come on by and say, “Hi!” at my MySpace page, myspace.com/angelinaarmani.

Check out more of me at my official website, AngelinaArmani.com. You can also check me out at MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani and at DigitalPlayground.com.

Photos courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

Photos of movie courtesy of Lions Gate

© 2009 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.