Now you can tell your partner about your STD without having to worry about getting your ass kicked or even having to break the news to them in person thanks to inSPOTLA.org. At inSPOTLA.org, you can inform your partner about your STD either anonymously or through a free inSPOTLA ecard.

Those who wish to tell their partners anonymously are invited to select from a menu of e-cards that bear such sayings as– “It’s not what you brought to the party, it’s what you left with.” There is even a card written in Spanish for bilinguals with STDs.

The website also offers tips for telling your partner in person, and information on how to get checked and treated for STDs if you happen to get an inSPOTLA ecard from someone else.