12 Hours of XXXMas

If you are looking for something to watch and pass the time until that big red guy slides down your chimney, and since The Big Hit (my debut movie with Digital Playground) doesn’t come out until January 13th, here are a few of my recommendations for some holiday cheer. I figure that if you sit down around noon on Christmas Eve day, you can get through these six movies which are about 12 hours (or so) of some of my favorite holiday DVDs until the Santa cums to town.

Black Christmas (2006)
If you know me, you know that I’m a horror babe, and this is one movie I enjoy watching late at night with the lights off, half naked. Some sorority chicks are holed up for the holiday and get freaked out when an obscene caller phones in. Geez, like that’s a bad thing! I’ve been known to do a little heavy breathing of my own on my Sidekick! However, this creep starts killing off the girls, and gets a little too literal trying to get to a woman’s heart. Ewww… While this remake isn’t as good as the original 1974 version (it’s way convoluted), these chicks are a lot hotter and I found myself with my hand in the cookie jar, if you know what I mean. Bonus points for slight shower scene nudity.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
I fuckin’ love this movie. Part Halloween movie, part Christmas, and all fun. I have been watching this since I was a kid. It’s Tim Burton’s best movie. It’s a stop motion animated movie, kinda like those old Christmas specials that pop up on tv, except this one is about Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King of Halloween, who discovers Christmas and takes it upon himself to deliver some Xmas cheer.  I could watch this movie a million times and still love it as much as the first time I saw it.

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
FUCK YEAH! Santa Claus goes on a killing spree. He must work at the Beverly Center, because that mall is a fucking madhouse. Trying to shop there for my AVN clothes has almost driven me to murder, too! LOL! Anyway, this movie is a horror exploitation classic from the ’80s. There’s lots of blood, lots of gore, and everything a girl needs to get her through the night… well almost everything.  [perverted thoughts cross thru mind] Mmm-hmm [perverted thoughts]

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
With A Christmas Story, this is the funniest holiday movie out there, and probably the best Vacation movie. I know you’ve seen it, so I won’t go  too much into the plot except say that this one has the Griswold family getting the rest of their dysfunctional clan over to their house to celebrate Christmas. They’re all here, and Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) pretty much steals the show from Clark (Chevy Chase). Everyone can relate to someone in the Griswold clan, and while we might not have Great Aunts wrapping up their cats as presents, or Great Uncles having their hairpieces set on fire, this one definitely rings true on a lot of counts. I love this movie because as fucked up as they all are, they all love each other dearly and that’s kinda what matters the most, especially this holiday season. It’s about being with your loved ones. Awww!

A Christmas Story (1983)
I think this movie has replaced It’s A Wonderful Life as the go-to Christmas movie that people watch, and rightfully so. I think it’s hilarious, and it’s even funnier after downing a little Christmas cheer (I bypass the spiked egg nog and opt for some Vodka and Red Bull. That’s my cocktail of choice, so take note suckas!) It’s a recount of Ralphie’s childhood Christmas and how he spent it with his family. As simple as it is complex, it gets into the relationship and meaning of family, while being a fun heartwarming tale. This is a must see for sure. Bonus Points for me: Bob Clark, who directed this movie, also directed the original Black Christmas!

Die Hard (1988)
Shit blows up. How cool is that? After all of this movie watching, you need something to get you going again. I don’t want you falling asleep, especially if you are with me. There will be no sleeping — I need my stocking stuffed. Okay, so maybe this isn’t a “true” Christmas movie, but it takes place during a Christmas party, so it qualifies as far as I’m concerned! Bruce Willis is a NYC cop <3 trapped in an L.A. building that terrorists have taken over, and instead of bouncing he has to stay to save his somewhat estranged wife. Whatta guy!  Lots of action, a great movie and Hans Gruber (the bad guy played to perfection by Alan Rickman) can violate me with his candy cane if he so chooses.

Those are my six picks to watch this Xmas. I hope you and yours have a great holiday, and hopefully someone cums down my chimney.

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Happy Holidays from Angelina Armani and everyone at Digital Playground!

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