The star of the hit movie The Love Guru has been told by a doctor that he masturbates too much.

Mike Myers was in Greece recently when some bad food caused him to fall ill. According to a story posted on Contactmusic.com, Myers says that his doctor blamed the illness on the comedian spending too much time gratifying himself sexually.

“I got sick as a dog.” Myers said. “The doctor came, and he was Greek, and he knew that I was a comedian, and he just kept saying to me, ‘You know what your problem is? Too much malaka.’ And malaka, evidently, is masturbation.”

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