A man in New South Wales was apprehended by police for having sexual intercourse with a jar of pasta sauce.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach. When police approached his car they discovered that Weatherley’s penis was submerged in a jar of sauce. The police report also states that Weatherley continued to pleasure himself while resisting arrest, and that he tried to flee the scene and led the police on a short, slow-speed car chase.

When finally apprehended, Weatherley refused to exit his vehicle. The officers were forced to use capsicum spray and batons to get him under control, and Weatherley continued masturbating with the sauce jar while fighting with the officers.

The police later searched Weatherley’s car and found porn, women’s stockings, a homemade sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behavior, resisting arrest and disobeying a police direction. He was fined $600.

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