Today is a day to be thankful, not just for the big things, but the little as well. I know I’m thankful for my family and true friends, my heatlh, my country, job, dog, home, and lots of other things without getting too analytical on here.

Here are some other things we should all be thankful for on this day, especially in this industry…

We’re thankful that here hasn’t been a “Mama’s Family” porn parody… yet

We’re thankful that Max Hardcore can’t make a “Who’s Nailin’ McCain” movie starring him… at least for another 3 years or so.

We’re thankful that the adult industry is a gazillion dollar business and the porn is recession proof (insert eyeroll here).

We’re thankful for clueless bloggers out there like “Nobody,” because next to coffee and a morning screw, laughing at idiots is the best way to start the day.

We’re thankful that Twitter was invented, because we were all constantly wondering if and where porn stars ate, and can now keep track of their bowel movements.

We’re thankful that War Machine isn’t mad at us.

We’re thankful that a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape hasn’t been discovered or leaked yet.

These are just a few things that we’re thankful for. What are you thankful for?