I recently took a much needed vacation with my family for eight wonderful, fun-filled days down at the “happiest place on earth,” Disney World. Okay, so I’m being somewhat sarcastic, but what else is new.

Anyway, one can only take so many days at the Magic Kingdom. Let’s face it. Other than Space Mountain and one or two other rides there, and maybe another 3 or so at the other Disney parks, I needed some “me” time. So I decided to call my friend, Stormy Daniels, who currently lives about 45 minutes away from Orlando down in the Tampa area. I proposed the idea to her to come on out and we’d hit Universal Studios and Universal’s Islands of Adventure for a day of theme park fun. She agreed and we got together down there.

We decided to go for the VIP 2-park pass which was well worth the extra million or so dollars. It enabled us to skip the lines, go to the front of the pack and ride to our heart’s content. The day was a little rainy, so it wasn’t as bad as the previous 6 or so days were down there, plus it wasn’t as crowded. So much for bypassing the monster lines.

We decided to hit Universal’s Islands of Adventure first, and start the morning off right by going on probably one of the best rollercoasters around, The Hulk, in the park’s Superhero area. There’s nothing like going god knows how many feet up in the air, only to be shot at a zillion miles an hour up the rest of the hill and be flipped upside down numerous times through various loops first thing in the morning. We both held our breakfast down, and had a great time.

When we got off the ride, we saw that the X-Men and other members of the Marvel Universe had arrived for pics and stuff, so it was only a natural that we got Stormy with the X-Men’s Storm. Now this Storm didn’t look anything like Halle Berry, and I think that I’d have sex with the cartoon version of the weather manipulating heroine before this chubby version in a bad wig, but it had to be done.

From there we hit the Spider-Man 3-D interactive ride and then hit Jurassic Park. The flume ride that takes you through the dino-laden land warned that you’d get a little wet, so Miss Daniels did not want to ruin her bedazzled Ed Hardy tee, so what does a busty blonde adult star do other than shed it, and being the girl scout she is, of course there was a bikini underneath. I had to love the comment from some guy on line who said, “Now she has the right idea!” Damn right, Skippy!

After the 60 foot drop on the flume, Stormy popped her shirt back on and we went back into the park. My young ’uns were looking for something more their speed and our journey around the park took us into Dr. Seuss land where we got to go on The Cat in the Hat ride and some other rhyming attractions.

We saw a statue of The Grinch there that was available for photo opps, so we made Stormy cram her ample top in for a hug. Who would’ve thunk that the “positioning” would have the green guy molesting her rack? Not me! 0:-)

We went on some other rides and grabbed some lunch, then hit the other “main” Universal park for some more thrills and chills like Jimmy Neutron, Jaws, Men in Black, The Mummy coaster (very cool btw), E.T. and of course, the brand new Simpsons ride. This basically replaced Back to the Future, and it’s a motion simulator roller coaster tour through Springfield. I gotta say it was pretty fuckin’ cool, but even cooler was that when we left Krusty’s digs, we were walking down the main drag and the whole Simpson’s family, well sans Maggie, came out. We got to get pics with them, hit Pat O’Briens for some cajun food which is obviously near and dear to the Louisiana native’s heart, and then hit the road, thus ending our day together.

We all had a great time and want to thank Stormy for sharing the day with us.

Some photos courtesy of StormyDaniels.com.