We’re thankful for lots of things. Of course there’s the usual we’re thankful for, such as our family and friends, our heatlh, that we live in a country like America, etc., etc. Here’s some other things we should all be thankful for that you might not have thought of…

We’re thankful that the adult industry is (cough, cough) recession proof.

We’re thankful that Donny Long hasn’t called us “worthless cunts” yet.

We’re thankful that there hasn’t been a Not the Golden Girls XXX.

We’re thankful that BBWs isn’t a wide-spread niche like MILFs.

We’re thankful that we can’t be booked for a sex scene with Ron Jeremy.

We’re thankful that we weren’t nominated for best anal scene, ’cause that would’ve hurt.

These are just a few things that we thought of. What are you thankful for?