If you were the recipient of a drunk text or random Myspace message from Nikki Kane last night, she would like to apologize to you.  Posted on her blog today is word from the former Ninn Worx contract girl and star of such DVDs as Meet Nikki Kane.

“If you recieved any drunk messages last night, PLEASE READ!
Current mood: drained

I ended up getting completely wasted last night, which, is not normally a problem in my book…however, I do prefer relegating drinking to a weekend activity. Conversely, to say last night was regrettable is a vast understatement. From what I can tell and a few limited recollections, I ended up drunk MySpace-ing and iPhone-ing practically everyone I know and harassing the majority of them. So, if you recieved any rude, harassing or bizarrly uncouth messages from me last night, I sincerely appologize.

I always drunk message people, but as most of you know, it’s just stupid, idiotic shit. Last night, though, I was in a particurlarly unpleasant mood and think I ended up taking it out on all my friends who have contributed absolutely nothing to my problems as of late.

For the past week, I’ve been playing therapist to variety of people, one of whom being my mother, who is currently jobless, melancholy and drinks far too often, which obviously leads to stress and conflict at times. I have just been incredibly drained and morose this past week or two, so forgive me, please, if I drunkenly harassed you.

However if you happen to be among the ones who got the normal stupid, idiotic and jovial messages I was sending out earlier in the night and you’re pissed…then you can go fuck your mother as far as I’m concerned. Lol”

Consider yourself apologized to. Me, I would have recorded it and posted it as my default song on Myspace. That would have been the shit.

As a matter of fact, if any drunken harlots would like to call me, hit me up for my number.

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