The topic that’s on everyone’s mind in adult isn’t if Pirates II will outsell the first, AVN nominations, who’s trashing who on the blogs or what sitcom is up next for a parody. The burning question is who will you vote for come next Tuesday, Obama/Biden or McCain/Palin. Everyone has a right to their opinion and to cast a ballot for the ticket of their choice. People will vote with their conscious, their wallets, their moral/religious beliefs and basically who they will impact them and our country best.

We decided to ask the adult world’s biggest stars what they would do if they were elected to the Oval Office. Of course some had the usual orgy in the Lincoln Bedroom answers from someone who gets paid to turn you on 24/7. However, others really took the question seriously and gave their honest opinions.

We of course don’t like to get political here at GENESIS. We’ll leave that to the various bloggers, pundits, newscasters, and so-called experts. We are here to entertain you. The only thing we ask is that you do your part as Americans and go vote! It’s your right and it’s part of what makes the United States the greatest country in the world.

Over the next week, we’ll give you a sneak peak at some of the answers from the stars, and for the complete feature article, be sure to up the January 2009 issue of GENESIS which goes on sale next Tuesday at a newsstand by you or download it by clicking here when it’s available online.

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BREE OLSON

If I were President, I would…

…build a wall between the US and Mexico immediately. It is difficult for any economy to have the burden to provide for over 500,000 illegal immigrants a year. I would hire more border patrol agents to prevent illegal immigrants from coming across. For those who avoid the warnings and continue to disobey and try to come across anyways, I would instruct the agents to shoot them (Once they know we are serious, nobody will try to cross). I would assign a large task force to remove all illegal immigrants and send them back to wherever they came from. Also, I would send all prisoners that are not citizens back to where they came from, unless they were in there for a very serious crime. I am not against immigrants, but they must do it legally like everyone else.

I would supply funds to welfare to help staff more social workers to get families in and out of the programs as fast as possible. With more workers, we could begin programs so welfare families are not allowed to stay on longer than a year.

I would legalize all gay marriage throughout the US. Even though we may not agree on the lifestyles, they are people just like us and many of them make positive contributions to society. If they are married it will make it easier for them to adopt our homeless children that are in great need of a home.

I would raise taxes on televisions, video games, cable, DVDs, and all other devices that are destructive to our minds and bodies. I would lower taxes on books and most educational things. I would build more schools to make it so that children had more one on one with teachers, and I would make private schools more affordable. I would raise minimum wage by three dollars to boost the economy and make it so that more families are able to keep one parent in the home to raise children the way it used to be. I would do my best to keep interest rates down and keep inflation down. Instead of raising taxes, I will simply cut wasteful or unneeded programs.

This is Bree Olson and I approve this message.

—Adam & Eve contract star, Bree Olson

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