I had told you a bit back about making my porn debut as a non-sex performer in the Stormy Daniels written and directed comedy “Whack Job” from Wicked Pictures. Well I finally got to see myself not only in the movie, but imagine my surprise when I saw myself on the box cover. Roxy DeVille never looked so good!

In the movie I played a bodyguard for the boss of a Mafia family. Now compared to 95% of the male talent in the business I am a giant at 6′4″ to their average height of 5′8″ or so, and with that being said, I did look the part. I had just a couple of lines in two scenes, and they kicked me out of the one so they could do the damn orgy. Selfish fucks!

Looking back at my performance I probably could’ve done better. I maybe could’ve thrown some more Jersey into the thing. A little capiche or fahgedaboutit here or there. Maybe slapped Tony DeSergio in the face a la “Analyze This.” I dunno. I was scared to go off of the script and face the wrath of Ms. Daniels. She’s a frightening bitch.

As a whole, for a movie shot in a couple of days, the movie is damn good (present company excluded). DeSergio and Tommy Gunn are hysterical as the bumbling hitmen in it. Roxy DeVille plays the perfect “princess.” Derrick Pierce was great in his part as well. The cast also features Veronica Rayne, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Marcus London, Mr. Pete, Nikki Rhodes, Gianna Lynn, Alexa Jordan and Jack Vegas. Big props go to NightMoves CEO Paul Allen who plays “The Boss” in a very extended non-sex role. He was fuckin’ awesome and if he doesn’t at least get a nom (let alone win) at the awards this year for his job well done, it’s a crime and someone needs to get whacked.

Check out the movie’s trailer and make sure you buy a copy at your favorite retailer. It really is a good movie, plus you’ll get to mock me to no end.