Actually, this headline could read a variety of things ranging from idiot, hypocrite, wannabe, assclown, etc., but I thought I would be kind. Well, as kind as I want to be right now. I will not name the name of which I speak, because I do not want to give this guy even a modicum of Google hits, and I also think “Nobody” is a better name anyway. I had a few minutes to kill drinking some coffee, so I thought I would have some fun and call a nobody a Nobody. Now mind you, this is solely my opinion and does not reflect the company’s stance in the least, but I wanted to make my opinion known and also the sentiments of many who have encountered Nobody in this business. It’s high time someone did as this has gone on far too long.

So Nobody decides to go on his “lesser site” and do what he always does and stir up shit. But rather than follow his normal M.O. spewing senseless psychobabble followed by made-up responses from “dozens” or “tons” of alleged readers with names taken from pop culture to supposedly protect the innocent, Nobody decides to do something far worse, and that’s attack Bree Olson with a flurry of insults, name-calling and unfounded allegations. Let us examine this further…

This Nobody calls Bree various names of which if you were a father, son, boyfriend or husband and someone called the woman in your life such, you would beat the piss out of someone like that. Bree is no angel by any means, but I have gotten to know her over the last few years, spent a decent amount of time with her, and she does not deserve — nor does any woman.

Nobody (that’s his name here after all) lays claim, and without substantial proof mind you other than what he says are postings on sites about things and “word from insiders in the biz,” or Bree’s tweets (which are obviously —unless you’re an idiot —  exaggerations for the fans that follow her) that Bree does side work, and fucks anyone and everyone. For Nobody to take these things and then turn them into what is obviously a personal attack on Bree with selfish and vindictive motives behind them is not only the sign of an asshole, but a coward as well. This Nobody also goes on to say that her contract company and two of its executives pretty much would allow such things.  Now I have questioned “insiders within the biz” and have asked about Bree’s tests. They’ve been clean according to my various sources. Hell, who knows what the percentage is, but I bet it’s a high one about how many people in adult test positive for one thing or another. It’s a work hazard and bound to happen as you have people exchanging bodily fluids and probably no different than staph infections or flu epidemics in sports locker rooms around the country, or professional drivers having accidents because they drive so much.

So why would Nobody go out and say otherwise. All of this is just the acts of a pathetic little man tucked away in his little world where the only ones who pretty much listen to anything he has to say are strippers who actually believe the hype he has invented about himself and his accomplishments. He actually said to me on more than one occasion that he should be in the AVN Hall of Fame. He even said he was “boycotting” it one year because he didn’t get the nom, when the real truth was IMHO that he couldn’t afford to go.

Now let me state to all of you reading this that Nobody was my “friend” at one time. I bent over backwards for him — far and above what I would do for most anyone. People warned me about him saying he would one day turn on me too. I should have listened to them because after I witnessed him doing his usual crap to another good friend of mine I told him he was wrong and Nobody didn’t like that too much.  Since then I know he has talked shit about me, made accusations that are entirely false, and even had the balls to threaten me. I hope that he tries something with these lies so I can help rid this business of a nobody like Nobody.  He’s a disease far worse than most any STD known. He’ll invent things for his own benefit, be it conversations, letters to himself, rumors, etc. And he’s truly a coward. I saw him post crap about Kurt Lockwood on his site for years. Yet when Kurt approached him before an AVN Awards show and confronted him about it, Nobody gave his typical, “Hey Bubba, I was just playin’ with ya.” Kurt proceeded to throw his drink on Nobody and Nobody sat there and took it. And that’s the typical outcome when he’s confronted in person. He attacked jessica drake for years for no reason, yet backed off finally when she did something he thought benefitted him. It’s what he does and I’ve seen similar on a few occasions.

I get lots of inside info and could break stories on this girl being courted by Company X, or John Doe and Jane Doe having relationship problems, or this one is fighting with that one, or a company is having problems. But some things believe it or not are sacred and/or not breaking trust and ruining professional or even personal relationships. It’s not gonna win me a Pulitzer or even put dollars into our revenue stream to make it worth stooping that low. Yet he does it in my opinion and for what? A couple of dozen extra hits that might make him some petty affiliate dollars? Or maybe, and I’m just thinking out loud here, Nobody just craves attention in what might be a lonely little world. Am I holier than thou and perfect? Hell no. But as Forrest Gump said, and I’m paraphrasing, “I might not be a smart man, but I know what (friendship) is.”

Now back to his cowardly attack on Bree. A lot of this was done in retribution for a sit down that was held involving Nobody, people at Adam & Eve and others within the industry doing work and consulting  on a project with Adam & Eve which I was present for. Nobody tries to play himself off as the manager, er, “advisor” of Kayden Kross. Unless he’s advising her how to properly gut a fish or keep a piece of shit Ford pickup running with 200,000 miles on it, he’s basically useless in that capacity in my opinion.  If the purpose of an advisor is to do things to cause unneeded friction, damage professional and personal relationships, and theoretically fuck up someone’s career, then he’s one of the best in the biz. Kayden doesn’t know what he posts, nor does she have input into this, but yet she gets blamed.  She has distanced herself from Nobody as an “advisor,” Adam & Eve won’t even entertain him, so let’s chalk this up to Nobody trying to retaliate on an innocent bystander to his own fuck-ups. She has asked him not to do such things as a friend (hell, he even calls her “family”), but I wouldn’t be surprised if he does it just so she calls or emails him with complaints just so he can keep that contact in his life.

The real victim here is Bree. Is she wild? Yes. A little nutty at times. Uh-huh. But she’s also a human being. No one should have to listen or read the crap assholes like Nobody post. So Bree, don’t take any stock into this asshole or his bandwagoneers. They’re all nobodies, and Nobody is the biggest pig in porn.