GENESIS wants to throw out (or up) a Happy Halloween to everyone out there!

Those with young ones, have fun trick or treating, and those who are young at heart, you have fun, too. And thanks for not egging or toilet papering our offices last night. Stay safe tonight and send us your costume pics. Don’t have a costume, here are five last minute ideas that should be easy to pull off if you’re going to an industry party:

1. Sarah Palin

This one will work for either the guys or girls. Just get a wig (if you need one) and put it in a bun, toss on some glasses, dress conservative and you too can be in the next Palin parody from one of the studios. Hey, you’ll look as much like Palin as the next chick, but you can never look as good as Lisa Ann does.

2. Max Hardcore

Or is it the dude that chased Curious George as Craig Fitzsimmons said at the AVN Awards in 2008. Either way, yellow suit, cowboyish hat, equals funny. And if you’re a couple and looking for an accessory/duo costume, grab the girl, dress her up inappropriately or just cover her in vomit, and you’re good to go. What did you think I was gonna say to wear? An orange jumpsuit?

3. Ron Jeremy

Easy enough. Here’s your shopping list: pillow for belly, body hair, pornstache, mullet, track pants, random swag T-shirt, Crocs. Instant Hedgehog.

4. Porn Director

All you need is a video camera and a few thousand bucks. Seems to work for a lot of others the other 364 days, so why can’t you do it tonight?

5. “Nobody” Industry Blogger From Georgia

Almost the same as a wannabe porn director, but just substitute laptop for camcorder and try to forget everything you’ve learned about ethics, grammar, spelling, journalism, math and common sense. Oh, and don’t show your face in your public after you blast people. And if you do, just say, “Bubba, I was just playin’.”