Since every other adult related blog site out there are doing their year-end wrap ups and awards and what nots, we thought we should do the same. Copycats? Maybe. But we thought it would be fun, so why the hell shouldn’t we bring a little joy into our lives at the very least, so we welcome you to the first ever Genny Awards. Clever name, right?

Oh, and if you have any you would like to suggest — categories and winners — feel free to let us know in the comments section. There are some we would do ourselves, but we have to play nice in the sand box (or is it litter box?).

JACKASS PERV OF THE YEAR

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Horse…Again

Honorable Mentions
Senator Larry “Gay Sex In The Man’s Room” Craig
Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery
Eliot “Socks On” Spitzer

XXX INMATE OF THE YEAR
Max Hardcore
Honorable Mention
Janine

ADULT FILM THAT LIVED UP TO THE HYPE
Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge (Digital Playground)

ADULT FILM THAT DIDN’T LIVE UP TO THE HYPE

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape (Vivid)

DUMBEST CONTROVERSY INVOLVING GENESIS ONLINE
Armani Gate a/k/a/ Digital Playground Signs Angelina Armani…No They Didn’t…Yes They Did

Honorable Mention
The Truth About Houston And The XXX Church

(see also: Response to an Idiot)

HOTTEST CELEBRITY SEX STORY

David Duchovny’s Sex Addiction

Honorable Mentions
Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex
Pam Anderson Nude Dance At Hef’s Birthday Bash
Halle Berry Is Having Damned Good Orgasms

TUPAC AWARD (Awarded To Performer For Product Releases From The Grave)
John Holmes

PORN GENRE WE WISH WOULD GO AWAY
Cuckold
Honorable Mention
Safe For Work Porn (why bother?)

SEX PRODUCT OF THE YEAR
Anti-Terror Lingerie With Built-In GPS Tracker

WORST SEX PRODUCT OF THE YEAR
Artificial Foreskin

CROSSOVER STAR AWARD NOT NAMED AFTER JENNA JAMESON
Sasha Grey

THE WORST CROSSOVER STAR
Crystal Gunns for crossing over from porn star to school lunch lady.

BIZARRO SEX STORY
Boy Born With Penis On His Back

Honrobale Mentions

Disabled Man Attacked For Cialis Pill
Donkey Brothel

BEST SEXUAL PERFORMANCE (WITH INANIMATE OBJECT)
Man Nailed with Hammer in Anus

Honorable Mentions
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Car
Man Arrested For Sex With Car Wash Vacuum

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pasta Sauce