You can bid to get your hands on Teagan’s breasts…sort of.

Teagan Presley, the former exclusive contract girl for Digital Playground is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay, which she had changed last week. Never fear… the new ones are better and she’s doing fine. She had the old implants for two years. They encapsulated six weeks after she got them as she was pregnant and did not breast feed, and scar tissue made them as hard as a brick.

As Teagan’s fans may or may not know, she is going through a very expensive, very painful public custody and divorce battle, and the proceeds of this auction on eBay will go partially to the Susan G. Komen For The Cure fund which battles against breast cancer and the remainder will help Teagan pay for her divorce and the high cost of her new breast surgery.

This is a great cause as Teagan is one of the classiest girls in the business, and certainly one of the nicest and most beautiful. The display is in a beautiful frame along with an autographed copy of Babysitters (featuring these implants), as well as two autographed photos and the implants themselves, which have been medically sterilized, and they are also autographed.

Bidding has started at $2,000, and if you want to own a part of Teagan and XXX history, as well as support two great causes, please head over and bid now on Teagan’s implants.

You can check Teagan out on her myspace at myspace.com/teaganunleashed.

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The estate of rock and roll legend Jimi Hendrix has flunked a challenge to prove that a controversial video depicting him in a sexual escapade with two women is not really him, according to Vivid Entertainment, which released the DVD in May.

Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said his offer of $100,000 to Experience Hendrix, LLC (”Experience Hendrix”) expired after 60 days because the company of the legendary guitarist failed to offer verifiable proof that Hendrix is not the “star” of “Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape.”

Vivid had offered the money after Experience Hendrix – which is owned by his heirs - publicly denied the tape actually showed Hendrix having sex with two unidentified brunettes.

Mr. Hirsch said:  “In early May we made a good faith offer through our attorneys to pay $100,000 to Experience Hendrix if it could offer proof within 60 days that our tape was not authentic. We always knew it was real and were confident that the Hendrix heirs would be unable to substantiate their claims.”

Several experts on the music scene of the 60s have supported Vivid’s claim that the tape depicts the late rock ‘n roll icon having sex with the women.

“I’m positive that we are viewing the real Jimi Hendrix,” said Neville Chesters, road manager for Hendrix in the late 60s.

“No one can pay me any amount of money to say I saw something I didn’t see and judging from having casted Jimi I’m convinced that he is indeed the man seen in this film,” said Cynthia (Plaster Caster) Albritton, one of the experts who authenticated the footage and, who once held Hendrix’ penis in her hands while she made a plaster cast of it.

“Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape” can be downloaded on www.vivid.com for $39.95 and is also available at retail stores nationwide.  Consumers can view a trailer at www.hendrixsextape.com.

For more information on Vivid, visit www.vividentertainment.com.

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An Italian man is demanding $280,000 in a lawsuit which claims that his wife’s constant bitching left has made him impotent.

According to the story on Ananova, Sergio Vinucci, from Parma, reports that he has “medical evidence” to support his suit.

“All she ever does is complain,” he said. “It is extremely stressful and it has left me unable to be a man. I want some compensation.”

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Canadian Ex-Stripper Candice Houlihan, who alleges she had sex with Alex Rodriguez a couple of years ago, is offering advice for his soon to be ex-wife, Cynthia, and that is “a leopard can’t change his spots,” and Alex Rodriguez is that leopard, according to The Post Chronicle.

Candice also said that she is proud of Cynthia filing for divorce, and wants Mrs. A-Rod to know it. She added, “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she’ll probably get tons of cash.”

Houlihan claims to have met A-Rod at Fenway Park a few years ago during a Yankees/Red Sox game. “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us,” she  says. “But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’”

Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce yesterday claiming that her baseball star husband has had various infidelities during their marriage as one of the reasons.

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This is an actual letter from a woman that a Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine hygiene product, Always Maxi Pads. She got a bit upset about something and wanted to let one of the execs over there know about. This letter recently won PC Magazine’s Editor’s Choice for best e-mail. I think everyone—male and female—will definitely be able to relate here.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dry-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsadancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, cryingjags, and out-of-control behavior.

You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought “Grey’s Anatomy” was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.

Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin andKahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to Slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately,there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

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Porn’s “Punk Rock Princess” is possibly adding another title to her ever-growing resume…rock star.

Joanna Angel decided to record the title track for her upcoming XXX DVD, Rock and Roll In My Butthole, and the punk track is pretty fuckin’ good! Here’s what Joanna wrote on her blog at JoannaAngel.com about it…

So anyways, last week I called my friend princess Frank. He’s a musician I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really wanted him to make a song called “rock and roll in my butthole” for the intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was like, well, we should really write the song together… and I was like… hmmm ok!

So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song from the 80’s…. that goes “I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar”… I forget who sings it… (Editor: Human League: “Don’t You Want Me”), but you know how the girl sings and the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one another.

Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I mean, recording a song is a lot of work…. you get really emotionally attached to your song when you’re in there recording it… I can imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn…. I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies… it always hurts when someone has something bad to say about them but… I guess that is part of creating anything. Yeah.

Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be if “rock and roll in my butthole” was on the radio all the time?

Here’s the tune for you to check it out…

You can also download it here…

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Adult star and award-winning feature dancer Nakita Kash will be auditioning tonight on “America’s Got Talent” as “Pole Champ.”

The hit show, which will be airing on NBC Tuesday night at 9:00 PM (8 PM Central), features host Jerry Springer and judges Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff in the audition round in which she will compete in.

She will be demonstrating her pole dancing skills, which she also teaches, around the country. She was also featured during the opening of the 2008 AVN Awards, which aired on the Showtime network.

It wasn’t known if “Pole Champ” made it to the next round of the show where she moves on to Vegas, but she’s got skills, so we vote a resounding yes and we bet the Hoff will, too.

For more info about appearances or information regarding lessons, go to www.PoleChamp.com

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Come to Lollipops in Hudson Thursday night and party with NightMoves!
Cash and prizes, plus give-a-ways all night!

Open to all ladies, amateurs welcome!
Compete and win a spot in the 2009 NightMoves calendar as Miss September!

Ladies sign up by 9:30pm.

Contest starts at 10pm

Sponsored by:
Athena’s By Dawn Home Novelties
H2O Salon and Spa
Tampa Bus Charter
Mad Creativity Photography
Lollipos
and NightMoves Magazine

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We want to wish these fine folks happy f’n birthdays this week…

Monday, July 7th: Brea Lynn, Eve Mendes, Sindee Jennings

Tuesday, July 8th: Adrianna Lynn (Adrenalynn), Ashley Blue, Anita Cannibal, Jessica Lynn

Wednesday, July 9th: Nyomi Marcela, Summer Haze

Thursday, July 10th: Vanessa Mae

Friday, July 11th: Richelle Ryan, Devin DeRay, Kylee King

Saturday, July 12th: Dusty Marie (Industry Publicist)

Sunday, July 13th: Madison Scott, Brooke Ballentyne

Adrianna Lynn from Cheerleaders

Courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

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PURE PLAY MEDIA and Naughty America are pleased to release their new line, 2 Chicks Same Time. This first volume is tapping into the ever popular 3-some fantasy nearly every straight man has…2 Chicks Same Time. The first edition is power-packed with the hottest stars: Brianna Love, Angelina Valentine, Roxy DeVille, Alexis Texas, Puma Swede, Nikki Benz, Maria Belucci, Carly Parker, Harmony and Mikayla doubled up on some very lucky guys. PURE PLAY MEDIA releases the series first edition; 2 Chicks Same Time on DVD July 7, 2008.

“Naughty America is doing a fantastic job of creating new series that cater to men’s real fantasies. 2 Chicks Same Time is the release to make a man’s 3-some dream come true,” says Pure Play Media CEO, Richard Arnold.  Naughty America knows what works and is on-point with the creation and release of this new line.”

2 Chicks Same Time Vol. 1, is the ultimate straight man’s fantasy. A few have done it, some have gotten close, all have fantasized about it, These seductresses are taking on men…and the ratio is in the favor of the lucky guy, guaranteeing double his pleasure! Enjoy their tag-team sexual exploits, plus tons of bonus features to include previews and other naughty never-before-seen footage.

Find all of Naughty America’s releases online at: www.pureplaymedia.com

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ABC News and the Associated Press are reporting that the state of Louisiana is currently debating joining more than a dozen other states increasing the holding of sex offender. If passed, laws could allow the sex offenders to be held past their prison sentences by sending them to mental health facilities for further treatment.

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The America Journal of Medicine has some advice for older gents who want to keep their flagpoles raised, and that’s to keep the nookie coming, at least that’s what a study showed. One-thousand Finnish men between 55 and 75 were studied for five years and the research found that for those who got some on a regular basis had a lower chance of getting erectile dysfunction (ED).

The study also showed that those who claimed to have sex less than once a week were twice as likely to suffer from ED, compared with those who screwed three or more times a week.

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Follow the wisdom of the ancients with the Eco-Dildo from www.Blissboxtoys.com. Each finely crafted Eco-Dildo is totally unique and created by hand from renewable sources, helping you to save the planet.

For over 30,000 years handmade dildos have been used and enjoyed – now you can enjoy a wholly natural experience too.

While oil prices continue rocketing to new heights, the Eco-Dildo is made from natural and sustainable materials, rather than plastic, so your pleasure will never end. What’s more, for each Eco-Dildo purchased www.Blissboxtoys.com will plant a bush! And not any old bush but a Willow Bush with your own personalised certificate.

Made from carefully selected wood, each Eco-Dildo is subjected to a real grinding and then polished to make it silky smooth. After receiving a good licking of protective finish, the new playmate is kept safe and protected in a handmade fabric pouch.

Priced from just £39.95, there has never been a more pleasurable way to save the planet, and  Blissboxtoys.com will plant a Willow Bush for every Eco-Dildo purchased. The Willow bush will be planted by carbonmangers.com in Scotland. All purchasers of an Eco-Dildo will receive their certificate within 28 days.

Type in www.blissboxtoys.com/eco, lie back and have an earth-saving orgasm today!

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Space.com is saying that weddings in space could be right around the corner, and experts figure the inevitable cosmic consummation will be just around the next corner.

The Japanese firm First Advantage and the U.S.-based private spaceflight firm Rocketplane Global, Inc., announced last week they will host weddings in space for about $2.3 million a piece.

For all we know, sex in space has already taken place. But NASA officials aren’t talking about that much.

Beyond space tourism as a platform for steamy shenanigans, space missions are the perfect petri dishes for close encounters, and this year NASA certainly has a busy flight schedule, with five missions planned. And more countries than ever are now venturing into space, with Japanese astronaut  Koichi Wakata slated to become Japan’s first long-duration space flyer this year and China gearing up for its first spacewalk scheduled for October.

Things will get even more interesting with future long-duration missions envisioned for the moon, Mars and beyond.

“To say that astronauts are some superior beings who cannot have interests in any kind of sexual feelings for three years … I just don’t buy it,” said Jason Kring of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Florida. Kring also pointed out the possibly negative consequences of pregnancies in a microgravity environment.

“Are we going to sterilize our crew members before sending them to Mars?” said Kring, who studies the psychological effects of long-duration space missions.

Meanwhile, nobody claims to know whether “it” has happened already in space.

“We don’t study sexuality in space, and we don’t have any studies ongoing with that,” said NASA spokesman Bill Jeffs of the Johnson Space Center in Houston. “If that’s your specific topic, there’s nothing to discuss,” he added, referring to “sex in space.”

In any case, science journalist Laura Woodmansee, who penned “Sex in Space” (CG Publishing Inc., 2006), predicts “honeymoons in space and out of this world sex will be a reality within a decade.”

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Rugby fans in New Zealand  got more than they bargained for when they tuned in to watch their favorite highlights show.

During the mid-afternoon Sunday “Grassroots Rugby” show on Prime Television, viewers got more than they tuned in for when about four minutes of hardcore pornography popped up on their televisions. A spokesperson for the broadcasters Prime Television blamed a mixup in “distribution processes” and apologized for the accidental airing which was supposed to air on an adult pay per view channel.

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