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Did you miss the 2009 F.A.M.E. awards? Well, If couldn’t be in Los Angeles  this past weekend for Erotica L.A. then you missed one hell of a show. But fear not! Acclaimed photographer Steve Prue was on hand to capture the red carpet and all the stars that made the event so amazing. Here are a few sample pics with links to a couple of galleries.

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Get’s you all riled up for the 2010 F.A.M.E. awards, don’t it?!?

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I had told you a bit back about making my porn debut as a non-sex performer in the Stormy Daniels written and directed comedy “Whack Job” from Wicked Pictures. Well I finally got to see myself not only in the movie, but imagine my surprise when I saw myself on the box cover. Roxy DeVille never looked so good!

In the movie I played a bodyguard for the boss of a Mafia family. Now compared to 95% of the male talent in the business I am a giant at 6′4″ to their average height of 5′8″ or so, and with that being said, I did look the part. I had just a couple of lines in two scenes, and they kicked me out of the one so they could do the damn orgy. Selfish fucks!

Looking back at my performance I probably could’ve done better. I maybe could’ve thrown some more Jersey into the thing. A little capiche or fahgedaboutit here or there. Maybe slapped Tony DeSergio in the face a la “Analyze This.” I dunno. I was scared to go off of the script and face the wrath of Ms. Daniels. She’s a frightening bitch.

As a whole, for a movie shot in a couple of days, the movie is damn good (present company excluded). DeSergio and Tommy Gunn are hysterical as the bumbling hitmen in it. Roxy DeVille plays the perfect “princess.” Derrick Pierce was great in his part as well. The cast also features Veronica Rayne, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Marcus London, Mr. Pete, Nikki Rhodes, Gianna Lynn, Alexa Jordan and Jack Vegas. Big props go to NightMoves CEO Paul Allen who plays “The Boss” in a very extended non-sex role. He was fuckin’ awesome and if he doesn’t at least get a nom (let alone win) at the awards this year for his job well done, it’s a crime and someone needs to get whacked.

Check out the movie’s trailer and make sure you buy a copy at your favorite retailer. It really is a good movie, plus you’ll get to mock me to no end.

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It’s the weekend, so we can’t get anything 100% confirmed, but rumor has it that Hanna Hilton has told Vivid that she’s done and has left the company. It’s just a rumor at this point, but it seems to be a pretty solid one.

We’re not totally positive that Hanna is leaving the business altogether, but that’s what the rumors are pointing to. She’s definitely had her ups and downs. The B. Skow directed “Bounce” was a great selling title for Vivid and my conversations with Steve Hirsch during AEE had him very excited that they had her as Vivid Girl and big plans for her. On the down side, her boyfriend, Jack Venice was convicted a few months ago for rape and given a life sentence, so we’re not sure if that had something to do with anything. We’ll let you know when we find out.

Cindi Loftus over at LukeIsBack was the first to report that A.J. Bailey is the newest Vivid Girl, and it looks like her suspicions are pretty much on the mark from what we can see. The 5′8″ Bailey is former Penthouse Pet who has done roughly 8 or so adult movies in lesbian only or solo scenes, but nothing since 2007, and according to our research, some sites have her listed as being 28 years old.

We’re sure all will be revealed in the next couple of days.

(Hanna pic courtesy of Vivid.com; AJ pic courtesy of ClubAJBailey.com)

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Rio Valentine, who is best known to porn fans as Cezar Capone’s contract girl Morgan Dayne, wrote us about the ongoing “confusion” surrounding her current contract status. Some have reported her as signing with Digital Playground with the new name and that it was a done deal. However, our sources over there said it was not. We first reported that she was discussing a possible deal with them back at AEE and shortly thereafter. Anyway, here is what Rio had to say…

I don’t know were you are getting any of this information at. I’m discussing a possible contract with Digital and I currently am not shooting for Cezar or Digital at this moment. I’m settling issues between Cezar and I. I am not and can not sign with Digital until all is settled.

Love always,

Rio Valentine

Photo courtesy of myspace.com/riovalentine

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Happy Easter!

Posted by Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani™’s Myspace Profile:

Hey everyone! I just wanted to hop hop hop you have a Happy Easter! I know I will!

Do ya like the picture of me with Mr. Easter Bunny? LOL I think he kinda got a little turned on.Oh no! I guess he wants to put his eggs in my basket.

I’m going to have a nice relaxing chill weekend. You can follow what I’m up to on Twitter. I post there all the time: http://twitter.com/xxxSupermodel.

Have a great weekend and don’t forget to VOTE for me in the FAME Awards! TheFameAwards.com

Luv you All!!!!
A.A.

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A shout out to our Jewish friends, and Joanna Angel too. She probably had a seder in the next town over from us last night and didn’t invite us over.

I was going to get THIS book for her as a present, but you know what? She ain’t gettin’ it now!

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Our man in the field, the one and only Monstar, caught up with Alexis Texas at a Hollywood club and she had her cute little hands wrapped around a copy of GENESIS featuring her gorgeous self on the cover. Then she and another sexy hardcore star Tori Black checked her out in the inside of the mag getting fucked. Thank you for putting your body on the line for our readers, Alexis. It was our pleasure!!!

P.S. Tori… you’re cumming soon!

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I was wondering if and when the AVN Awards would be airing on Showtime this year (for the second time) and decided to search around the Net. The show is in fact debuting on Showtime, next Saturday, April 18th at midnight EST/PST on Showtime and Showtime HD. The show is listed as running 101 minutes. We guess they edited down… a lot

This year’s show was one of the best with Jenna Haze and Belladonna hosting with Thea Vidale, and Flo Rida’s performances are way better than he did on “American Idol” last night. We hope they air the “Cockwow” commercial parody, as well as the “Pirates II” one with Sasha Grey, Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn that I helped write.

If you aren’t around that night and want to see it, but are still living in the Stone Age and don’t have DVR or TiVo, the show will be re-airing:

On Showtime

04/18/09 at 12:00 AM

On Showtime

04/30/09 at 12:30 AM

On Showtime Showcase

05/01/09 at 12:00 AM

On Showtime Too

05/03/09 at 1:30 AM

On Showtime Showcase

05/07/09 at 3:50 AM

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We know there was that little holiday of sorts a couple of weeks ago known as Groundhog Day. Besides spawning an annoying Bill Murray movie, it’s the day traditioanlly celebrated in Punxsutawney, PA over at Gobbler’s Knob where according to folklore, if the animal comes out of his burrow and fails to see its shadow, that means winter is coming to an end soon. But if he does see it, then six more weeks of winter.

This year the little rodent saw his shadow meaning this freakin’ cold (especially the one we have to deal with here on the East Coast) is here for another half-dozen. But we’re not willing to accept that, so we have thus created Hedgehog Day.

For this occassion we are asking that from this day forward, another fuzzy animal, the Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy — a man who has had his knob gobbled more times than anyone else in adult — bring an end to this winter. We want the Hedgehog to come out of his California abode, somehow avoid his rather robust shadow and help usher Spring in sooner. It’s not too much to ask a man who has partaken of our complimentary industry buffets and women, is it? Therefore we hereby declare the 3rd Tuesday of every February here on, Hedgehog Day.

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For several months, a project has been brewing that will have the industry talking for quite some time.  With very complex non-disclosure agreements and a lot of pleading, adult newcomer skinworXXX, LLC. launched one of the most ambitious projects to date in adult with The Search for Sun Goddess XXX Contest, and the upcoming release, Sun Goddess: Malibu Thursday night at the XBIZ Awards, very little even rumored about before its announcement.

Sun Goddess: Malibu stars Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Adam & Eve’s Bree Olson, and AdultBluReview’s Gianna Lynn in a scorching feature with four solo sex scenes, and one of the naughtiest four-girl sex scenes ever shot.  Director Joshua, “We knew having names this big would lend to the exposure of the project, but we weren’t sure of the chemistry since these girls haven’t shot together previously.  When the cameras rolled, we saw some of the hottest action we have ever seen, in girl/girl or boy/girl.”

An unrated trailer for Sun Goddess: Malibu can be viewed here.

Alongside director Joshua, Teagan Presley also served as an Executive Producer of Sun Goddess: Malibu, fulfilling her promise to fans she made when she left Digital Playground of producing her own movies.  “This is something I wanted to do for awhile, and I just wanted to do it with the right movie.  When Josh came up with the concept, I knew this would be a chance to show fans that even though I only work with girls now, I am still the same Teagan Presley fans have come to love.”  Presley delivers a straight-anal scene with Sasha Grey that will leave fans breathless.

“Malibu is simply a prequel.  We originally were going to produce just a tease sequence to show at XBIZ to highlight our new big project, Sun Goddess: Jamaica.  It turned into a whole feature.  This is only a small sample of what’s to come this summer.”  For the big Jamaica project, skinworXXX will add three huge stars to the all-star lineup already assembled for Malibu.  Joining Sun Goddess: Jamaica are AVN Performer of the Year Jenna Haze, Sunny Leone, and Eva Angelina.  “I’m ecstatic about traveling to Jamaica with great people to shoot a hot, and totally unique movie.  It’s a privilege to participate in a such a great project,” gushes Eva Angelina.  XBIZ and AVN Female Performer of the Year Jenna Haze “I’m excited.  It my first project in an exotic location.  Plus, it’s with the hottest girls…should be an amazing time!” Joshua adds, “That cast alone would make this project one of the biggest adult movies of all-time, but we wanted to give fans a little more, and for the first time ever, fans will get to pick 10 more girls to appear in Sun Goddess: Jamaica.”

Beginning immediately after the conclusion of the XBIZ Awards, female adult performers will be able to submit themselves via the film’s website, www.SunGoddessXXX.com, using an online submission form.  The project’s sponsors, Genesis Magazine, Adam & Eve, A-List Features and XBIZ, will help narrow the submissions down to the Top 100 girls in the business.  Fans will then be able to vote once a day and then the field will be narrowed to the Top 24.  Sounds like a reality show?  It is.

The Search for Sun Goddess XXX will be a network television show later this spring and fans will be able to tune into webisodes on the Sun Goddess XXX website next month to catch some unusual behind-the-scenes antics during the Malibu shoot, a tease of what is next for Jamaica.  Fans will pick the Top 10 girls to appear alongside the pre-announced stars, and all the stars will fly to Jamaica for an intensive four-day shoot, and then six days of after-partying where fans can join in on the chaos via winning giveaways on Genesis Online and on XBIZ, as well as mainstream media giveaways, and on SunGoddessXXX.com.

“The girls that are gonna win this contest are the girls that promote themselves the most.  With the Internet, girls have direct access to the fans, so this should be one of the biggest viral marketing campaigns of all-time, mainstream or adult, “ adds director/producer Joshua. “We aren’t looking for just the 10 prettiest girls in adult, we want the 10 girls who want this the most.”

SunGoddessXXX.com is live now, and features five user-downloadable wallpapers of the stars of Sun Goddess: Malibu, the unrated teaser trailer of the prequel, and the online submission form for stars to submit themselves into the contest.  When the contest goes live, fans will be able to browse galleries of the stars in the contest, watch video of the stars, and launch directly to the stars homepages and MySpace pages as well.

Sun Goddess: Malibu was shot using the latest in high-definition technology by cinematographer B.Skow, who Joshua proclaims as the real star of Sun Goddess, “My job was effortless.  B.Skow is a master photographer, and the results of his camera work are jaw-dropping.  Malibu has some of the most three-dimensional high-definition video I’ve ever seen.”  Sun Goddess: Malibu will be available in March on DVD and Blu-ray, with its VOD debut to follow later this spring.  Genesis Magazine will feature exclusive picture sets from Malibu, and XBIZ was on set and will give fans an inside look at not only the Malibu project, but Jamaica as well. Sun Goddess: Jamaica will shoot this summer, with a DVD, Blu-ray and VOD just in time for Awards season this fall.

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Oh, that wretched holiday is dawning upon us. This conspiracy theory disguised as a holiday of expressing one’s love truly is a money-making scheme that is fast approaching in a few days. Let’s face it. It’s a no-win situation. It’s a reminder to those who are single about their relationship status and it forces those who are under awkward pressure to participate in the sappy ritual of exchanging candy, roses, and crappy cards. Blech. Personally, I put more value into being told that I’m loved on a random Tuesday or when I receive flowers from someone “just because” or when someone calls out of the blue to see how I am. It’s occurrences like these that remind me that I’m loved, not some card from Hallmark specifically marked for February 14th.

In my opinion, celebrating this holiday is a sign of conformity to corporate America. According to recent statistics of the National Retail Federation, Americans are expected to spend $14.7 billion on Valentine’s Day this year. Are you going to be one of those suckers?

Allow me to share one of my favorite love poems I grew fond of in junior high school. Of course, that was an awkward time when I used to adorn my Algebra book with Marilyn Manson stickers, paint my nails black, and claim to be Wiccan because I had no friends to hang out with at lunchtime. However, I found solace in the school library amongst of my favorite authors: Stephen King, and my all-time fave, Edgar Allen Poe.

For this special occasion I’d like to share one of my favorite love stories, “Annabelle Lee” by the romantic Mr. Poe. How does this poem apply to Valentine’s Day? Because the character’s ultimate morbid devotion to his dead lover beats those cheesy love poems imprinted on cheap cards.

Annabelle Lee

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulcher
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me
Yes! that was the reason
(as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride,
In the sepulcher there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

Now there’s commitment for you! Any poor conformist that believes flowers, hearts, and candy given on this single day is collected recognition of true love or, much worse, atonement for the past year’s sins and wrongdoings should take a hint from Mr. Poe. His definition of love is certainly not to be taken lightly if he seems to think that lying by one’s dead lover every night is commitment. Write that on a greeting card!

Well, I hope you all have a terrific February 14th! If you’re down by El Paso, Texas, come by and say hi to me at the Red Parrot located at 14401 Gateway Blvd West. The club’s number is (915) 852-2181. We can discuss more poetry and acts of conformity in between my stage shows.

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This Friday the remake of Friday the 13th hits the screens at theaters everywhere. If you have been reading this column (and you should be!) you’ll know that I’m a great big huge horror fan. Yeah, I collect horror DVDs and shoes — lots and lots of shoes. So, anyway, in anticipation of the upcoming new Jason, I wanna take a look at the overall series (I’ll spare showing you my shoes… for now). Allow me to present to you The Armani Watch’s Friday The 13th Top Six…

Friday the 13th

This is the one that started it all. A legend is going around Camp Crystal Lake that several years ago a child drowned due to the negligence of the camp counselors who were too busy boning. The legend continues that the counselors were massacred by the boy who returned from the dead BUT is it a legend??? The current Camp Counselors think so, until they start getting chopped up.  Watch out for the twist ending that will knock your socks (or panties) off!

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Jason finally gets his, but good in this 4th installment. He’s racked up several numbers on his killing spree and has been unstoppable, until now.  In the movie’s climax the form of a shaved headed 12-year-old Corey Feldman (you have to see the movie to get it) fucks with Jason’s Head (and mine) long enough for him to be taken down. It was supposed to be the end of our hockey mask wearing bad boy, but not even a hatchet to the head can stop him LOL.

Freddy vs. Jason

Okay, I’m not gonna lie. Just the thought of these two bad boys in the same room gets me all tingly in the panties. It’s a clash of the titans when these two horror icons come to blows (and chops). Freddy gets off of Elm Street and a blood bath ensues when he wakes a sleeping Jason. It’s definitely a fun ride and a keeper for the DVD collection.  I’m still waiting for a round two!

Friday the 13th: Jason Lives

After the misstep that was called Part Five, this sixth installment gets us back to the real Mr. Voorhees and Camp Crystal Lake. Jason has been dead and buried after the events of the fourth movie, but he’s resurrected by a bolt of lightning. Oh, if only it were that easy. Now, if you thought killing this guy was tough before, this “zombie” Jason is damn near impossible.

Friday the 13th: The New Blood

Before Freddy stepped in to fight him, Jason had never met his match until this 7th installment when Mr. Voorhees goes up against a chick with telekinesis powers.  I heard a rumor that the character, Tina, was originally supposed to be Carrie (from the movie of the same name). Now how bad ass would that have been? Our hockey-masked hatchet murderer vs. the pig blood covered prom queen. *Le’ sigh* but that’s me just dreamin’.

Friday the 13th Part 2

Jason was only seen briefly at the end of the first movie, this time around the movie is all him and boy, is he pissed.  At the climax of the first movie Jason’s momma gets beheaded (ouch) and now he is out for…blood. (HA!) Though he doesn’t wear his trademark mask (he doesn’t get that until Part 3) F13 Pt.2 is filled with thrills and scares

Okay, there ya go for this week’s look at some super cool movies. Next week I’ll bring back a review for the new Friday the 13th!

Armani Watch Rating: 13A’s… ‘cause I can!

Get your copy of The Big Hit on DigitalPlayground.com or wherever you buy your adult movies. You can watch the Trailer HERE for a little sneak peak.

Come on by and say, “Hi!” at my MySpace page, myspace.com/angelinaarmani.

Check out more of me at my official website, AngelinaArmani.com. You can also check me out at MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani and at DigitalPlayground.com.

Angelina Photos courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com © 2009 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.

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We are just one of the sponsors for a unique project that promises to be one of the biggest productions in the upcoming year. The “project” I am speaking of also promises to be the biggest all-girl adult movie in history, and that’s just part of the very big picture.

Because of various reasons, we can’t give away too many details about this project but I will tell you this. The movie itself will feature an all-star cast starring some of the biggest names in adult such as Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson (who is “on loan” from them), Gianna Lynn and more marquee names who will be signing on in the coming weeks. The action is as hard as it comes for an all-girl movie and this stuff will surely get any guy off.

No, this is not a major studio feature but an ambitious new project from a new production company. The movie will also have a unique marketing campaign tied to it, as well as exposure via a major cable reality series.

I saw the trailer shot in Malibu for the big film’s “prequel.” The action with the four stars and the cinematography and look of the shoot as a whole is nothing short of amazing. When more details and this stuff hits, you’re definitely going to be impressed.

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