We’ve been waiting for this one for a while, and what better movie to kick off doing some reviews on here than with probably one of the most anticipated adult movies of all time. Digital Playground pulls out all the stops in bringing us the sequel to the biggest-selling porn movie of all time. The second chapter in the continuing battle between Captain Reynolds (Evan Stone) and Emperor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn) is a four-disc set featuring eight hours of swashbuckling adventure, countless DVD extras and the hottest names in porn engaging in some of the most intense sex ever captured for the screen.

What the first Pirates movie did was set a very high bar for narrative-driven porn movies. So one of the questions critics and fans had as chapter two was being produced was whether Stagnetti’s Revenge would sustain all of the dramatic and comedic prowess of the original. The answer to that questions is an emphatic– yes!

As a director, Joone puts viewers on the edge of their seats by keeping the action moving, and trimming each scene so as to build momentum leading towards the action-packed climax. Joone also wins major kudos in the area of cinematography, as the lighting and framing of each shot provides added layers and dimension to the overall scene.

Most importantly, there are some major acting performance in this movie that breathe life into the script and bring Joone’s vision to life. Belladonna has what it takes to be a legitimate big-screen action hero. She is more than up to the challenge of the physicality needed to make her character believable, and some of her dialogue exchanges are quite compelling. Katsuni has major screen presence that goes beyond those of a talented sex performer, and her intuitive abilities with facial expression and posture make her a formative big-screen villain. As the tough and sexy Jules Steel, Jesse Jane is the perfect foil for Evan Stone’s Reynolds character, and the two have a magic that works in both hardcore sex, and farcical comedy scenes. Still, the most underrated performer in this movie has to be to Steven St. Croix. As the emotionally-delicate pirate, Marco, St. Croix is hilariously over the top dealing with issues such as lust and fear of commitment while navigating the high seas.

Throw in some killer computer generated effects such as skeleton pirates and a giant water squid, and you’ve got yourself the recipe for a blockbuster!

Space prevents listing all of the sexual highlights of this movie here, but any review of this flick would be incomplete without mentioning the incredible lesbo liaison between Jesse Jane and Belladonna. One would be hard pressed to recall two women who have lit up the screen with the raw sexual tension and pure ferocity of these two legendary smut queens. Both ladies lick and finger each other’s twats and asses with a primal fervor, with each lady wrestling her way into the dominant role. By the time the session has ended, both star’s boxes and faces are drenched in spit and girlcum. I didn’t think it could top the scene from the first movie between Jesse and Janine, but it sure fuckin’ did!

Another standout screw stars Shay Jordan, who goes hog wild, filling her cunt and mouth with big, thick meat in a hellacious and sweaty threesome. Evan Stone’s shining moment comes in a fuckathon with Jesse Jane and Katsuni. The girls bring his dick to attention with their oral skills, and Stone pays them back with colossal balls-deep dicking.

Speaking of Katsuni and Stone, these two turn in amazing performances with their acting chops. Evan has great comedic timing and we have long been aware of his mainstream-worthy talents, but Katsuni was a complete surprise as to how good she is working with an actual script. Also to note are the great special effects, amazing performances by Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey and Ben English, and basically any sex scene in this movie can be described as great.

Included in the four-disc package are extended versions of the sex scenes, tons of cool behind the scenes shit and enough special features to keeping you stroking your plank until the next installment of this once in a lifetime XXX epic. Digital and Joone did the impossible and followed up the first one with a bigger, better blockbuster. ♥♥♥♥♥

PIRATES: STAGNETTI’S REVENGE
Starring: Jesse Jane, Evan Stone, Belladonna, Katsuni, Tommy Gunn, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Stoya, Jenna Haze, Gabriella Fox, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Riley Steele, Brea Lynn, Abbey Brooks, Veronica Rayne, Brianna Love, Rhylee Richards and Steven St. Croix.
Directed by Joone. (Digital Playground)

See our exclusive coverage of the movie, its stars and lots more in next month’s issue of GENESIS!

Exclusive images courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com.

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If you missed the event of the season, the Pirates II Premiere in Los Angles, don’t worry! Courtesy of The Emm Report, here are some pics of what you may have missed and of the stars that came out for the gig.

Of course several of the movie’s stars were there. Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Veronica Rayne, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Ben English and more were joined just about everyone in the porn biz that was in L.A. that night.

A very pregnant Eva Angelina made her first appearance since Erotica L.A., GenesisOnline’s own Gianna Lynn attended as did Lexxi Tyler, Nicki Hunter, Casey Parker, Moxxie Maddron, Marcus London, Devon Lee, Sunny Lane and several more stars  including one girl that was receiving a lot of attention on the red carpet, newbie Arianna Armani.

With this much star power the event was set to be an overwhelming success and by the attendee reaction it was.

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Conspicuously absent from the star-studded Pirates II premier gala the other night were two of host’s Digital Playground’s contract stars Shay Jordan and Gabriella Fox.

The two girls were no-shows at the event except on the screen where they co-starred in the movie. Does this spell impending doom for the two girls? We’ll see if we can get an official word of some sort from Digital Playground.

Images courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

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I’m reaching my four year anniversary of my porn career and I feel as if throughout my career I’ve experienced a much more unusual lifestyle compared to a civilian working at a bank. For obvious reasons, this is one of the most controversial businesses to work in especially in this day and age and I know I’ve matured differently because of it.
In high school I analyzed Robert Frost’s poem “The Road Not Taken”.  It was one of the few poems that I remembered because it is about something which we inevitably face on a consistent basis: the matter of choice. The first stanza describes a fork in the road. The narrator illustrates an indecisive moment where he carefully analyzes each path and weighs out his options. Obviously, this symbolizes decisions we face in our lives.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
In the next stanza, the narrator finally makes a decision and walks slowly down his chosen path. His reasoning for choosing that path was because he felt that it was a less traveled path but came to realize eventually that it was worn “…really about the same.”

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
In the third stanza, the narrator continues to compare his decision and wonder what the outcome would have been had he taken the road that WAS used more frequently. He also “doubted” that it was too late to change his mind and that he cannot take the alternative road and must continue on. We can all relate to those moments in life where we wonder what would have happened had we chosen a different decision, but can only wonder for it is too late to turn back time.
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.
The last stanza has two critical words that are essential to the meaning of the poem: “sigh” and “difference”.  People could misinterpret these words to imply a positive outcome. My high school teacher suggested this poem to be about non-conformity. Her whole interpretation of the poem centers on the idea that usually the right “paths” in life are usually ones that are the hardest to walk.  However, others such as my college English teacher believe this poem isn’t necessarily about nonconformity, but is instead based on the idea that whatever choices we make in life will greatly alter our future. And will have to be the choice that we live with. He suggests the words; “sigh” and “difference”should be left up to interpretation, whether they are good “sighs” of relief or nostalgic “sighs” of regret. The main focus of the poem should be about not being able to take that “alternate route” due to other circumstances or more forks down the road.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Many of us relate to this poem. Sometimes I wonder what would’ve happened had I not decided to be in porn.  For better or worse it is something that I cannot undo. I have a tattoo on my left wrist that symbolizes accepting one’s responsibility. I take full responsibility for the “path” that I chose.  I accept the fact that I cannot trace back my steps in time and choose a different fork in the road.  And that goes for any other decisions, small or big, that I make in my life.  I don’t look back with a regretful “sigh”. The path I have chosen has led me to different “forks”. I learned a long time ago that everything is relative. The cup is either half empty of half full. It doesn’t matter what the circumstances one is faced with. One can always make the best of any situation. And for me, in the end, that will have “made all the difference”.

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They tell us… we tell you…

“Yeah I admit it, I love big dicks, but I am an equal opportunity fucker. I will do the best I can with what I got to work with. Although, with fucking a big cock I can only fuck him for a little while because if it’s too big, it starts to hurt. But with the smaller cocks I can fuck those boys all night long and never get tired.”

—Lindsey Meadows on penile preference

Read the complete interview with Lindsey in this month’s GENESIS.

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According to the public relations department at Wicked Pictures, a first for the adult powerhouse will taking place next week. All five of the current Wicked Girls — Stormy Daniels, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez and Kirsten Price — will be in a sex scene together for a future release. It is the first time all of their contract girls have ever done this.

This also answers questions about the whereabouts and status of Kirsten Price. It had been rumored that she was contemplating leaving the business after a break-up with husband Barrett Blade. Price had reportedly moved to Connecticut and it was unsure if she would continue acting in adult films.

It also asks the question, what has happened to Carmen Hart’s relationship with Wicked Pictures? Carmen recently won “Adult Feature of the Year” honors at the Exotic Dancer Awards, and it has been rumored that she and Wicked parted ways, yet no official word has ever been released.

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Here it is a week later and I’m finally done with the EXXXOTICA New York show. I’ve caught my breath, but am still trying to catch up on shit. Nevertheless, I thought I would give my take on how the show went, the behind the scenes happenings, and a few other details on what went down with the show before, during and after.

EXXXOTICA New York was all set to go. We had a superstar line-up that couldn’t be matched, and then the mayor of the host city, Secaucus, got a bug up his ass and all hell broke loose in the media. As you’ve heard, the show was moved about 40 miles south to the New Jersey Convention and Expo Center in Edison (much to that mayor’s chagrin, but he couldn’t legally do shit, so :-P) and the doors opened to some very happy fans.

No one knew what to expect out of the show. Historically, New York/New Jersey based adult shows haven’t had the best track record. The East Coast Video Show that was held in Atlantic City every year died a slow, horrible death. You had a show at the Javits Center in NYC that did okay, but never returned. There was a flea-markety show across from Penn Station in New York that maybe attracted 5,000 people, and t hen the ill-fated East Coast edition of the Exotic Erotic Ball down at the Pier whose attendees could’ve fit in an Outback Steakhouse.  Would this show be better? Would the media attention help? Would the last minute move to Edison hurt? No one knew, but we were all surprised.

From the moment the doors opened to the public, EXXXOTICA New York had non-stop lines coming in.  Of course we are patting ourselves on the back, but we had the greatest stars in the business signing at our booth—Jesse Jane, Stormy Daniels, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Gianna Lynn,  Stoya, Sasha Grey, Hillary Scott, Teagan, Sunny Leone, Sunny Lane, Arianna Armani, Moxxie Maddron, Paola Rey, Lexxi Tyler, Penny Flame, Taryn Thomas, Roxy DeVille, Audrey Bitoni and more. It was a porn fan’s wet dream as the girls all signed autographs, posed for pics and were there to meet you.

During the show, the media blitz was insane. TV news crews went live from the show, newspaper reporters did interviews, Opie and Anthony did radio interviews, The Howard Stern television crew taped for a future show, and all in all over 300 media outlets from around the world came and covered the show and girls.

Each day we presented our now infamous Q&A panel, “Everything You Wanted To Know About Porn…” featuring the top stars in adult. Girls from the booth joined us on stage, as did others in attendance such as Gina Lynn, Tricia Devereaux, Travis Knight, Flower Tucci, Ron Jeremy and more. If you ever want to find out some cool shit and hear some funny mother fuckers like Penny Flame or Stormy Daniels, make sure you come down for one of these panels. We’ve actually been approached by some people about taking the panel on the road to colleges, so stay tuned.

The girls were all incredible, despite some “technical” issues, such as idiot limo drivers, fucked up car services from the airport, pushy reporters, and stupid shit like that. They all put in their time signing and most went way above the time they had to sign for just so they could meet fans.

I really want to mention that Jesse Jane gets the trooper award. She was doing a feature dance gig at The Harem Cabaret, which is about 45 minutes from the hotel we were at. The limo shows up about an hour late, then the driver gets lost and couldn’t drive worth a shit. I was on the phone with them as the driver was all over the road, and then got a call seconds after the asshole decided to hit a divider. Jesse wasn’t hurt, but was obviously shaken up. We called the police to find them, the GM of the club picked her up, and the girl still did her dance gigs. Now that’s fuckin’ pro!

On Monday, everyone pretty much headed back home, except for my friends Stormy Daniels, Mike Moz, Jesse Jane, Rick Patrick, J. Handy and some others. We decided to catch one of the last games at Yankee Stadium as they had never been to the Cathedral of Baseball. We caught the Yanks beating the White that had all the makings of a great game. We had great seats by the on-deck circle, saw Mariano Rivera come out to “Enter Sandman,” to close out the game, hot dogs, Cracker Jacks and more. They put Jesse on the Diamond Vision dancing to “YMCA,” had a welcome to Stormy on the scoreboard, and they all had a great time. It was a great way to end a great weekend.

All in all, around 18,000 people came through the doors over the three days at EXXXOTICA New York easily making it the most successful show to ever hit the NY/NJ area, but we are eternally thankful to the 18 or so girls who helped make the show a success for us. Thank you to all of the stars, the companies and people behind the scenes like Digital Playground’s Adella, Adam & Eve’s Katy Zvolerin, The Star Factory’s Mike Moz and Monstar, Dirrty, Josh, Pip, Larissa from The Spread Group, Derek Hay from L.A. Direct Models, Gabe and his crew, Jac, Steve Prue and anyone else who helped out. You guys fuckin’ rocked and we hope to see you next year!

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Tattoos can occasionally be a topic of controversy. What might look “cool” in someone’s opinion might look atrocious to others. That topic of discussion has come up frequently throughout my career. I find myself talking to others about their tattoos and the reasons for getting them and in turn, I show off mine and give them little history on my own skin art. I proudly tell them about the dragon on my hip; the moon on my right wrist; the Chinese characters on my left; the angel holding a cross on my upper back; the flower design on my left hip….and then I begrudgingly tell the tale of my embarrassing lower back. Yes, the tramp stamp; that fading Monet art piece that once upon a time used to be a cute little fairy resting in a wineglass. I’m getting rid of it.

My heartbeat races as I enter the procedure room. There it stood. The Q-switch laser. The ominous laser machine which would soon project tiny beams of fire onto my “mistake” sat waiting in the corner. The machine is supposed to zap pigment from the tattoo without leaving a scar. The process of tattoo removal greatly varies depending on one’s skin type, size of the tattoo, and color. The price is about $75 to a $100 per square inch every session. Colored tattoos, especially green, yellow, and red are the most difficult to remove. My tattoo that I want removed was a brightly colored fairy the size of my hand. It also had green vines surrounding it.

My knuckles turned white as I squeezed the worn out stress ball they handed to me at the beginning of the session. Oh the pain! The stench of lasered flesh mixed in with melting tattoo ink stings my nostrils. And the whole time I’m thinking to myself: “What was I thinking!!”

Finally, the procedure is over. I begin my slow trudge out of the doctor’s office. I look like a tormented hunchback with my hand holding an ice pack on my throbbing back. As I slowly get into my car, I regrettably compare the pain of receiving that particular tattoo to the agonizing torture that I had just experienced. I wish I can go back in time and kick my own ass.

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If you were the recipient of a drunk text or random Myspace message from Nikki Kane last night, she would like to apologize to you.  Posted on her blog today is word from the former Ninn Worx contract girl and star of such DVDs as Meet Nikki Kane.

“If you recieved any drunk messages last night, PLEASE READ!
Current mood: drained

I ended up getting completely wasted last night, which, is not normally a problem in my book…however, I do prefer relegating drinking to a weekend activity. Conversely, to say last night was regrettable is a vast understatement. From what I can tell and a few limited recollections, I ended up drunk MySpace-ing and iPhone-ing practically everyone I know and harassing the majority of them. So, if you recieved any rude, harassing or bizarrly uncouth messages from me last night, I sincerely appologize.

I always drunk message people, but as most of you know, it’s just stupid, idiotic shit. Last night, though, I was in a particurlarly unpleasant mood and think I ended up taking it out on all my friends who have contributed absolutely nothing to my problems as of late.

For the past week, I’ve been playing therapist to variety of people, one of whom being my mother, who is currently jobless, melancholy and drinks far too often, which obviously leads to stress and conflict at times. I have just been incredibly drained and morose this past week or two, so forgive me, please, if I drunkenly harassed you.

However if you happen to be among the ones who got the normal stupid, idiotic and jovial messages I was sending out earlier in the night and you’re pissed…then you can go fuck your mother as far as I’m concerned. Lol”

Consider yourself apologized to. Me, I would have recorded it and posted it as my default song on Myspace. That would have been the shit.

As a matter of fact, if any drunken harlots would like to call me, hit me up for my number.

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Wicked Pictures epic adult horror movie by Michael Raven, The Wicked, is debuting on DVD next month. The movie features Wicked Pictures contract stars Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels and Mikayla Mendez alongside such sexy triple x babes like Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Annabelle Lee, Roxy Deville and Scarlett Fay.

After months of anticipation the trailer and the cover for the movie are now on-line! Take glimpse at what is sure to be the mega hit adult movie of 2008, The Wicked!

The trailer for The Wicked can be seen on the Wicked Pictures website. Exclusive video and pictures can be found on The Wicked’s Myspace page here.

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I recently took a much needed vacation with my family for eight wonderful, fun-filled days down at the “happiest place on earth,” Disney World. Okay, so I’m being somewhat sarcastic, but what else is new.

Anyway, one can only take so many days at the Magic Kingdom. Let’s face it. Other than Space Mountain and one or two other rides there, and maybe another 3 or so at the other Disney parks, I needed some “me” time. So I decided to call my friend, Stormy Daniels, who currently lives about 45 minutes away from Orlando down in the Tampa area. I proposed the idea to her to come on out and we’d hit Universal Studios and Universal’s Islands of Adventure for a day of theme park fun. She agreed and we got together down there.

We decided to go for the VIP 2-park pass which was well worth the extra million or so dollars. It enabled us to skip the lines, go to the front of the pack and ride to our heart’s content. The day was a little rainy, so it wasn’t as bad as the previous 6 or so days were down there, plus it wasn’t as crowded. So much for bypassing the monster lines.

We decided to hit Universal’s Islands of Adventure first, and start the morning off right by going on probably one of the best rollercoasters around, The Hulk, in the park’s Superhero area. There’s nothing like going god knows how many feet up in the air, only to be shot at a zillion miles an hour up the rest of the hill and be flipped upside down numerous times through various loops first thing in the morning. We both held our breakfast down, and had a great time.

When we got off the ride, we saw that the X-Men and other members of the Marvel Universe had arrived for pics and stuff, so it was only a natural that we got Stormy with the X-Men’s Storm. Now this Storm didn’t look anything like Halle Berry, and I think that I’d have sex with the cartoon version of the weather manipulating heroine before this chubby version in a bad wig, but it had to be done.

From there we hit the Spider-Man 3-D interactive ride and then hit Jurassic Park. The flume ride that takes you through the dino-laden land warned that you’d get a little wet, so Miss Daniels did not want to ruin her bedazzled Ed Hardy tee, so what does a busty blonde adult star do other than shed it, and being the girl scout she is, of course there was a bikini underneath. I had to love the comment from some guy on line who said, “Now she has the right idea!” Damn right, Skippy!

After the 60 foot drop on the flume, Stormy popped her shirt back on and we went back into the park. My young ’uns were looking for something more their speed and our journey around the park took us into Dr. Seuss land where we got to go on The Cat in the Hat ride and some other rhyming attractions.

We saw a statue of The Grinch there that was available for photo opps, so we made Stormy cram her ample top in for a hug. Who would’ve thunk that the “positioning” would have the green guy molesting her rack? Not me! 0:-)

We went on some other rides and grabbed some lunch, then hit the other “main” Universal park for some more thrills and chills like Jimmy Neutron, Jaws, Men in Black, The Mummy coaster (very cool btw), E.T. and of course, the brand new Simpsons ride. This basically replaced Back to the Future, and it’s a motion simulator roller coaster tour through Springfield. I gotta say it was pretty fuckin’ cool, but even cooler was that when we left Krusty’s digs, we were walking down the main drag and the whole Simpson’s family, well sans Maggie, came out. We got to get pics with them, hit Pat O’Briens for some cajun food which is obviously near and dear to the Louisiana native’s heart, and then hit the road, thus ending our day together.

We all had a great time and want to thank Stormy for sharing the day with us.

Some photos courtesy of StormyDaniels.com.

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Last weekend, the one and only Punk Rock Princess, Joanna Angel, made her feature dance debut at The Harem Gentlemen’s Club in Lodi, NJ. Why Lodi, NJ you ask? Well, for one, it’s close to Burning Angel’s stomping grounds of NYC. Two, it’s close to the palatial Genesis offices and we were sponsoring the event. Tres, Joanna grew up not too far. And four, because she did, so deal with it.

The night had more of a party atmosphere than a tattooed Jewish porn star and XXX media mogul who just happens to like anal sex making her feature dancing debut kind of atmosphere. Joanna got lots of support from many of her Burning Angel girls and crew who came in a stretch limo provided by the North Jersey strip club. Some of the B.A. Girls in attendance included BellaVendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Dusty, Nicole, and Burning Angel’s shy but cute somewhat newbie Azrael.

The spacious dressing room was more like the staging area for some sorta punk rock fashion show with lots of hot tattooed chicks getting their shit together as an opening act of sorts for the leader of their porn pack, Joanna. While Miss Angel primped and pondered and obsessed about what the hell she was going to do on stage, the other girls got a lesson in the do’s and don’ts from the club’s V.I.P. manager and “Mayor of New Jersey” (as decreed by Joanna), the always sexy Suzie Q.

When the time came for the girls to hit the stage, a symphony of sex went along with it as two shifts of Burning Angel starlets swung on poles, writhed on the stage, stalked pervert’s row and basically got the crowd into a frenzy before the main attraction came on. Then it was time and Joanna made her feature dance debut.

Not a stranger to a strip club stage, Joanna hit the wood between the poles like a seasoned veteran. Decked out in black with white fishnet that glowed under the black lights, and to the strobes that resembled camera flashes from the mob, the crowded club screamed and shouted for every step and grind that Joanna made. By the second song of the five-song set, Joanna had produced a knife that would make Crocodile Dundee jealous and cut the cumbersome clothing away, revealing her always hot, all-natural body. As she gave away posters and teased her pussy, the crowd’s enthusiasm for their favorite alt-porn queen never died down, and was just as loud from the first song, to Joanna’s new anthem and future punk rock hit (if punk rock had hits—I can hear Casey Kasem introducing it now), “Rock and Roll In My Butthole,” that closed out the first of the two sets.

After a relieved Joanna made her way through the crowd and back to the dressing room to dry off and chill for a bit, she went back downstairs to meet and greet the fans that made the trek to the Garden State gentlemen’s club to share this moment with her. After signing autographs and posing for pics for an hour or so, it was back to get ready for the second set.

Before the second set we were again treated to some opening numbers courtesy of Misti, Bella and Jessie. All three of these chicks can work a pole but good! Damn! Anyway, they set the tone once again for Joanna who came out like a little punk school girl ready to fuck the world. Now we’re not sayin’ it did happen, but things got a little wild, hypothetically speaking of course. Let’s just say that a couple of girls got on stage with Joanna, along with a beer bottle, and by the time it was time for some more “Rock and Roll in my Butthole,” well, things were…

Sorry to leave you hanging, but we got to see whatever “didn’t” happen, and you didn’t so next time come the fuck out if you can. And don’t worry, we’re pretty damn sure Joanna will be dancing her way into your neck of the woods sometime soon, especially if you tell your local strip club that you want her there. She’s available through Dave Michaels over at the Lee Network.

Enjoy our crappy video and the cool pics…

Video of Joanna’s Feature Dance Debut

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