A couple in Russia, who were having sex in their while parked in a small garage with the engine running, died of carbon monoxide poisoning according to an Interfax news agency report.

The unnamed man and  woman succumbed to their urges and later succumbed to poisonous fumes in their Volkswagen. Authorities believe the deaths were unintentional, and were the result of them engaging the  engine to get warm.

During a moment of ‘intimate closeness’, the pair, in southern Moscow, inhaled the gas and died, the report stated.

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Now at Pipedreamproducts.com you can purchase the Beatin’ Barack novelty figure that allows you to have the “commander in cock” stimulate his package right in your very own home.

“He beat the odds, now he beats his meat” reads the packaging for this pud-pulling likeness of our president, and for the low price of $9.98 Barack with attempt to achieve the big “O” before your eyes.

Along with the Beatin’ Barack novelty, Pipedreamproducts.com also proudly sells toilet paper with the president’e likeness on it  and urinal filters that also bare the fave ofthe leader of the free world.

Click here to order your Beatin Barack and see the many other unflatering products the company stocks to pay tribute to our commander in chief. !

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As reported by the Associated Press, at its meeting in Nairobi, Kenya, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) board voted to push a decision to its next get-together in Brussels this June, while giving its CEO and chief counsel two weeks to prepare recommendations on how to proceed with the .xxx proposal. These recommendations will then be open to comment for 45 days, the AP reports.

In 2005, ICANN, the net’s overseeing body – approved a longstanding proposal for a top-level domain dedicated to pornography. But after opposition from various governments – including the US- it went on to reject the proposal on three separate occasions.

The last rejection came in 2007, but in recent weeks, an independent panel of judges ruled that the organization was wrong to do so. The 2007 rejection was “not consistent with the application of neutral, objective, and fair documented policy,” the panel said.

The ICANN board is not obliged to follow the panel’s decision, and in a blog post following the decision, ICANN CEO Rod Beckstrom made a point of saying that it was not unanimous and that there was ample public opposition to the .xxx proposal.

Under the proposal, porn sites would not be required to use the .xxx domain, and if they did use it, they could continue use other domains as well. The top level porn domain was first proposed by ICM Registry LLC in 2000.

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As reported in Metro.co.uk, a union representing Dutch nurses is launching a national campaign against patients demanding sexual services as part of their standard care.

The union, NU’91, is calling the campaign ‘I Draw The Line Here’, with an advert that features a young woman covering her face with crossed hands.

The union said in a statement on Thursday that the campaign follows a complaint it had received in the last week from a 24-year-old woman who said a 42-year-old disabled man asked her to provide sexual services as part of his care at home.

The young woman witnessed some of the man’s other nurses offering him sexual gratification, the union said. When she refused to do the same, he tried to dismiss her on the grounds that she was unfit to provide care.

‘This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses,’ NU’91 said.

The case has been reported to police, the union added.

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Swedish news site, TheLocal.se published a report about an anonymous Swedish police officer who posted on his blog that he and another officer liked to rub their penises against cars driven by female co-workers.

Writing a blog under the pseudonym Farbror Blå (Uncle Blue), the self-professed officer revealed that he and his cop buddy “bell-ended” the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room”.

The practice of bell-ending, or ollning, involves a man touching an object with the tip of his cock and has established itself as a recurring form of practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glans.

“When the girls had driven around for an hour or so in the bell-ended police car we had a chat with them and revealed our bell-ending exploits.”

“Now we know what a facial expression of bleak anxiety looks like,” he wrote, ending his post with a smiley face.

Having read the blog, Mårten Unbeck, chief legal official with the police in Skåne county, quickly decided to hand the matter over to a prosecutor at the police’s internal investigations unit.

“It appears probable that this is a policeman employed by the police authorities in Skåne and in my view there is reason to believe that a crime has been committed,” he said.

“It’s absolutely clear that this creates a lot of bad-will towards the police if there’s any truth in it,” Mårten Unbeck told news agency TT.

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As reported by TheSmokingGun.com, an ex-employee of Lenny Dykstra is accusing the former baseball star of groping her breasts and trying to push her down on a bed in his Los Angeles mansion after the ex-athlete solicited a “blow job,” according to a federal court filing.

In a U.S. Bankruptcy Court complaint, Jacqueline Massaro describes an incident that allegedly occurred last May at Dykstra’s Woodland Hills estate (according to Massaro, Dykstra hired her that month as his “Estate Manager/Personal Assistant”).

A few days after getting the job, Massaro–who lived in San Diego–was summoned one night by Dykstra to drive three hours to his home. When Massaro arrived around midnight, Dykstra was not home, according to her February 19 complaint. When he got there, Dykstra, 47, yelled at her to get to work. Since it was nearly 1 AM, Massaro asked, “what he could possibly want her to do.”

Dykstra, who played 12 Major League seasons and won a World Series championship with the New York Mets, then told Massaro to get the “fuck out of my house, it’s not going to work out, just leave.”

Massaro contends that when she went to her room to pack for the return trip to San Diego, Dykstra came into the room and said, “So, you have nowhere to go, give me a blow job and you can stay the night.” Massaro claims that after she complained of being disrespected, Dykstra proceeded to put his hands on her breasts “while trying to push her onto the bed.” Massaro said that she screamed, escaped Dykstra’s clutch, and ran out of the house and drove away.

Massaro’s complaint was filed in bankruptcy court, where Dykstra last year sought Chapter 11 protection, citing liabilities of $37.1 million and assets of $24.6 million.

Massaro’s complaint came at the deadline for the filing of “adversary actions,” which seek to determine whether certain debts can be discharged during the bankruptcy process.

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According to a report on Metro.co.uk, a woman in Germany called the police to report ’suspicious noises’ in her apartment. However, when the officers arrived they found that the cause of the noises was in fact a vibrator.

The news report says that the noise was so loud that it was even audible over the phone when the woman called the emergency services. Concerned, police dispatched a patrol car to confront the suspected intruder, in the city of Bochum, western Germany.

A police statement said: ‘Daringly, and with the occupier’s permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

‘Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on… The tenant’s face abruptly changed colour.’

The police then wished the woman a pleasant evening and went on their way, the AFP news agency reports.

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A sex tape allegedly starring Rozlyn Papa, who was booted from ABC’s hit tv show “The Bachelor”for having some fun with a worker from the show, has made the rounds to porn’s powerplayers for sale, and now it’s supposedly found a home on the Internet at pornhub.com, which is owned by Brazzers.

The 15-second clip, which shows  a woman resembling Papa giving head to a black guy, has been getting tons of hits on the tube site—76,000 and counting—while a rep for the reality tv gal told gossip site TMZ.com that she “has no knowledge of any tape.”

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In a society where most of us wish there were 25 hours in a day, it’s nice to see that American adults are still making time for sex!

Adam & Eve (http://adamandeve.com/news), the nation’s number one source for all things erotic, recently asked over 1,000 American adults how long their typical lovemaking session lasted. Interestingly, over 31% reported their average duration for sexual activity is 30 minutes long.

According to the latest results from Adam & Eve’s “Great American Sex Survey,” the second highest level of respondents (nearly 27%) said their typical lovemaking, from start to finish, averaged 20 minutes.

“The good news is that American adults are still finding time for sex,” said Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations Katy Zvolerin. “With today’s society so focused on multi-tasking, it’s encouraging to see that couples are carving out a small bit of time for their intimate pleasures.”

The third highest level of respondents (over 16%) reported their lovemaking session was an average of 45 minutes, with the next highest group (nearly 13%) reporting their erotic encounters lasted only ten minutes or less. Only 12.5% of the adults surveyed said their sexual activity lasted an hour or more.

Because sexual curiosity is part of human nature, adult entertainment giant Adam & Eve recently commissioned event management and web survey software company Cvent Inc. to launch a sex survey determining Americans’ sexual practices, and the results are being released every month.

The web-based survey, conducted by Cvent, of over 1,000 American adults age 18 and up, was sponsored by Adam & Eve to study sexual preferences and practices. For more information about Adam & Eve, visit their website at http://www.adamandeve.com/news.

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A woman in Kentucky, who had been arrested for public intoxication, dug herself into a deeper hole when she allegedly sprayed her breast milk in a police officer’s face.

According to WYMT news, Toni Tramel was changing into a prison uniform when she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of a female officer.

The 31-year-old was later slapped with an additional charge of third-degree assault on a police officer.

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KeysNews.com reports that a Florida crashed her car while she trying to drive and trim her pubic hair at the same time.

According to Florida Highway Patrol report, Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she crashed into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people.

Actually, though Barnes was in the driver’s set, it was her ex-husband who was steering the car from the passenger seat as she was doing the pubic landscaping.

A Highway Patrol spokesman explained that the pair drove on for about a kilometre down the road before pulling the old driver/passenger switch, which was not surprising since it was only the previous day that Barnes was  “convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license.” deprived of her license for five years and “ordered to get her car impounded.”

Swapping places with Judy didn’t fool cops, though, because the airbag in the driver’s seat had not deployed and he had “burns from the passenger side airbag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat”.

Barnes told police that she was working on her bush because  was on her way to a rendezvous with her boyfriend and wanted to be “ready for the visit”.

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The X-Rated Critics Organization is proud to announce the nominees for the 26th Annual XRCO Awards. As it has for 26 years, members of the XRCO have compiled a list of the most deserving performers, film makers and projects. The resulting nominees will be voted on by XRCO members and winners will be announced at the 26h Annual XRCO Awards on April 29th in Hollywood.

This year’s show, hosted by Nikki Benz, Lisa Ann and Sean Michaels will be dedicated to the memory of three fallen industry legends, Jamie Gillis, Juliet “Aunt Peg” Anderson and Erica Boyer.

The 2010 XRCO Awards will take place on April 29th at The Highlands in Hollywood. The show is free for industry. Admittance is based upon recognition at the door, or via RSVP to AprStorm@aol.com NO LATER than April 12th. Sponsorships for the 2010 XRCO Awards are still available.

The 2010 XRCO Awards Nominees are:

BEST RELEASE

Deviance – SkinworXXX/Adam & Eve Pictures
Educating Alli – Wicked Pictures
Flight Attendants – X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures
Teachers – Digital Playground
Throat: A Cautionary Tale – Vivid

BEST EPIC

2040 – Wicked Pictures
Nurses – Digital Playground
Operation: Tropical Stormy – Wicked Pictures
The 8th Day – Adam & Eve Pictures
Pure – Prime Evil/Evil Angel

BEST DIRECTOR (features)

Brad Armstrong
David Aaron Clark
Lee Roy Meyers
Will Ryder
Ren Savant

BEST DIRECTOR (non-features)

Belladonna
Robby D
William H
Jules Jordan
Mason

BEST COMEDY or PARODY

LA Pink: A XXX Parody – Burning Angel/Vouyer Media
Not Married With Children XXX – X-Play/LFP Video
Not The Cosbys XXX – X-Play/LFP Video
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody – Digital Sin
TM Sleaze” A XXX Parody – 3rd Degree

BEST GONZO MOVIE

Big Wet Asses 15 – Elegant Angel
Evalutionary – Elegant Angel
Slutty & Sluttier #10 – Manuel Ferrara Productions/Evil Angel
South Beach Cruisin’ 3 – Justin Slayer International
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy – Elegant Angel

BEST GONZO SERIES

Couples Seduce Teens – Pink Visual
I Fucked My Bosses Daughter – Evasive Angles
First Time Auditions – Realitykings.com
Seasoned Players – Tom Byron Productions
Titty Sweat – Vince Voyeur Unleashed

BEST GIRL/GIRL SERIES

Girlvana – Zero Tolerance
Predator – Wicked Pictures
Strap-On Sally – Pleasure Productions
Violation Of… – JM Productions
Women Seeking Women – Girlfriends Films

BEST POV MOVIE

POV Jugg Fuckers #4 – Darkko Productions/Evil Angel
POV Pervert #11 – Mike John Productions/Jules Jordan Video
Pole Position #9 – Mercenary Pictures
Pound The Round #3 – Digital Sin
Schoolgirl POV #6 – New Sensations

BEST ETHNIC SERIES

Big Black Wet Asses – Elegant Angel
Cockasian – Digital Playground
Deep In Latin Cheeks – Alexander DeVoe Productions/Jules Jordan
Naughty Little Asians – Third World Media
Run For The Border – Porn Fidelity/Juicy Entertainment

NEW STARLET

Angelina Armani
Gracie Glam
Kagney Linn Karter
Tanner Mayes
Riley Steele

NEW STUD

Bill Bailey
Dane Cross
Ralph Long
Brian Street Team
Aaron Wilcox

UNSUNG SIREN

Andi Andersen
Marie Luv
Rayveness
Missy Stone
Misty Stone

UNSUNG SWORDSMAN

Jordan Ash
Jack Lawrence
Danny Mountain
Sascha
Eric Swiss

FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

Tori Black
Jenna Haze
Kristina Rose
Bobbi Starr
Alexis Texas

MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

James Deen
Eric Everhard
Rocco Reed
Anthony Rosano
Evan Stone

SINGLE PERFORMANCE – ACTRESS

Asa Akira – Pure – Prime Evil/Evil Angel
Sasha Grey – Deep Throat: A Cautionary Tale – Vivid
Kimberly Kane – The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Comedy – Digital Sin
Kayden Kross – The 8th Day – Adam & Eve Pictures
Misty Stone – Not The Cosbys XXX – X-Play/LFP Video

SINGLE PERFORMANCE – ACTOR

James Deen – Scrubs: A XXX Parody – New Sensations
Marcus London – 2040 – Wicked Pictures
Anthony Rosano – The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody – Digital Sin
Keni Styles – Pure – Prime Evil/Evil Angel
Eric Swiss – Not Married With Children XXX – X-Play/LFP Video

CREAM DREAM

Lexi Belle
Tara Lynn Fox
Tanner Mayes
Amia Miley
Isis Taylor

SUPERSLUT

Belladonna
Tori Black
Dana DeArmond
Kristina Rose
Bobbi Starr

ORGASMIC ORALIST

Hunter Bryce
Sasha Grey
Jenna Haze
Nika Noire
Bobbi Starr

ORGASMIC ANALIST

Joanna Angel
Eva Angelina
Jenna Haze
Kristina Rose
Bobbi Starr

MILF OF THE YEAR

Julie Ann
Lisa Ann
Francesca Le
Raylene
Rayveness

BEST CUMBACK

Eva Angelina
Debi Diamond
Dyanna Lauren
Raylene
Avy Scott

MOST OUTRAGEOUS DVD XTRAS

2040 – Wicked Pictures
Not The Cosbys XXX – X-Play/LFP Video
Operation: Tropical Stormy – Wicked Pictures
Teachers – Digital Playground
The 8th Day – Adam & Eve Pictures

MAINSTREAM ADULT MEDIA FAVORITE

Lisa Ann
Stormy Daniels
Penny Flame
Sasha Grey
Tera Patrick

HALL OF FAME

Sunset Thomas
Inari Vachs
Nikki Charm
Jada Fire
Evan Stone
Eric Everhard
Phil Harvey – Adam & Eve Pictures – Special Award 1st Amendment
Mike Ranger – Film Pioneers
Whispered Lies – LBO – Movie

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A 911 call to police in Tacoma, WA led officers o a naked woman who was tied to a tree.

Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune that officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a “consensual rendezvous.”

It appears the couple were only involved in some pretty intense public sex play.

Neither the man nor the naked woman were arrested.

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A woman, who was shot at point blank range, lived to tell the story of her near death experience due to the fact that the bullet was stopped by her silicone breast implant.

Lydia Carranza was the victim of a shooting when a gunman opened fire in a Beverly Hills dentist office with a semi-automatic assault rifle.

The gunman  put the rifle  directly to Carranza’s heart and discharged the weapon, but luckily her breast implants took the force of the blow, shielding her vital organs from the bullet, the Daily Telegraph reported.

The shooter stormed into the office to shoot his wife, who was killed in the attack before he fired at Mrs Carranza.

Dr Ashkan Ghavami told the Los Angeles Times that if it hadn’t been for her implants, she might not have survived the bullet.

Lydia, who has three children, underwent breast enlargement surgery some years ago to increase her B-cup to a D-cup.

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Toronto-based sex shop, Good For Her announced the nominees for its 5th Annual Feminist Porn Awards, to be held Friday, April 9 at the Berkeley Church in Toronto.

The FPA honors performers, directors, and adult entertainment companies working to make sex-positive and female-friendly adult films, with categories spotlighting heterosexual, lesbian, and transsexual porn, independently produced films, and steamy educational series, as well as awards such as Movie of the Year and Heartthrob of the Year.

Among the nominees in multiple categories are Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex – Tristan Taormino & Penny Flame, Glamazons – Carlos Batts – HeartCore Film and Art of Female Self-Pleasure – Jaiya – New World Sex Education

For the full list – 44 different adult films, plus 7 adult websites nominated for the new Website of the Year award – visit GoodForHer.com.

Last year’s winners included Movie of the Year, Champion (a lesbian mixed martial arts epic from Pink and White Productions starring Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee), Heartthrobs of the Year Dylan Ryan and Tyler Knight, and the Red Hot Touch series from New World Sex Education.

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