Not that this is porn related or anything, but it’s my blog and I can do what I want.

As a Yankee fan, you can’t help but dig Jason Giambi these days. First he rocks the pornstache and starts hitting. Then, I’m watching last night’s game and swore he flipped off Orioles second baseman, the always annoying Brian Roberts, after he hit a single over the midget’s head in shallow right.

If you don’t know anything about baseball, opposing teams put on the “Giambi Shift” where they play the lefty hitter to pull down the first base side. They overload that side with fielders and stick the second baseman in short right field.

Now a Giambi without the pornstache would simply ground out, but the furry lipped first baseman hit it between Roberts and the right fielder. As he rounded first, he decided to give them a little message.

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From the 80s tinted mind of Craig Valentine, comes yet another action-packed press release about his NRPW wrestling extravaganza. I must admit that I’m actually starting to look forward to these. I only ask, why Evan and Tommy, why? I should watch my tone, though. I don’t want to find myself in a steel-cage grudge match challenge for the WTF cares title.

At the NRPW matchup in Bakersfield this weekend, several adult and wrestling stars took major beatings!

The night started out beautifully, with radio host and porn star Nikki Hunter singing the National Anthem a cappella… but it turned into a bloodbath — FAST!

Craig Valentine ended up regaining his previously lost X-Rated Champion title – against the same foe he originally lost the belt to! That’s right, the previously immortal Evan Stone was defeated by Valentine after a skull-ripping fight. “I got my belt back,” dishes Valentine!

During the Stone/Valentine clash, adult megastar Tommy Gunn jumped onto the mat, trying to stir things up (and failing miserably at it, before getting tossed out of the ring, literally). At one point, Evan’s shield proved stronger than steel against flesh and bone. “He busted my head open,” says Valentine, who didn’t mind being ‘nursed’ back to health by adult star Brooke Belle, however. Bruised, banged up and bleeding, Valentine persevered until he eventually won the match.

But check this out: moments later, in a massive pile-up in the ring, Stone ended up the victor in the Heavyweight division!

How did such madness ensue? Well, it started with Valentine (as head of the League) approving a literal ‘rumble in the ring’ – in which he started a basic free-for-all among 20 men! Every 45 seconds a new fighter came under the ropes huffing and puffing! In one incident, Tommy Gunn got powerslammed over the top of the ropes (that’s gonna leave a mark!). And in the end, Sean Casey and Buff Bagwell tried to clothesline Evan, but they missed, leaving Stone the last man standing (and the victor!).

“The worst wrestler in the world is now the Heavyweight Champion,” screamed Valentine, crying foul. “This is such crap!”

Bull Buchanan won his match, as did others on the wrestling card, too. In addition, Nick Manning swindled his way into the venue – The Bakersfield Dome – by trading 8×10 inch glossies of himself for seats to the big event. Once Valentine saw him sitting down, he opened up the ropes in the ring for Manning to ‘prove himself.’ Ever the talker and never the man of action, Manning backed down from Valentine’s veiled threat and sat down without incident.

The next NRPW taping is scheduled for the Dome, in September; more details to follow! Don’t forget – the wrestling shows do not have sex or nudity…that’s saved for later, in more private settings! (After Bull’s match, Monica Mayhem promised him “the best sex scene of his life.” Only time will tell what Ms. Mayhem means by that!)

The first NRPW release – the extended-length Not Rated Professional Wrestling DVD, came out July 17th.

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AskMen.com just released the results of their 2008 Great Male Survey—a six-week poll that asked over 75,000 participants more than 150 frank and intimate questions about their personal, romantic and professional lives.

Some of the sexual answers were interesting, such as 80% get their porn online, as opposed to only 8% who get it from movies at home. 11% claim they don’t do the porn thing, but they’re probably the same exact 11% lying fuckers who also claim they don’t jerk off. Of those who do rub one out, 63% said they do it to XXX.

As far as their ideal girls go, 43% like them to be shaved, while another 41% are okay with a neat and trimmed bush and 9% couldn’t give a shit.

On the boob front, about 46% prefer C-cups, 14% like ’em bigger, and 22% “claim” the boobs don’t matter.

One question we found interesting was:

What the fuck is the “other?”

See the complete survey over at askmen.com.

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There’s been a bit of controversy stirred up by none other than our little hillbilly pal down in Georgia, Mike South. He posted a blog yesterday talking about porn stars not writing their own columns. Here’s what South had to say:

Now we have publicists though who write what are really press releases and advertisements in the name of their contract girls, I have yet to read Bree Olsen’s column in Genesis Magazine but I will bet my last dollar she doesn’t write a word of it, Ditto columns written under Jesse Janes name, let’s be honest here if these pornchicks could write they wouldn’t be porn chicks.

This comment from Mike stemmed a retort of sorts (if you can call it that) over at LukeFord.com where the “if I get on a chair and scream in WordPress setting for ‘Heading 1,’ someone might hear me” blogger at that site, Ryan Rayzer, had this to say:

Why is Mike South calling Jesse Jane a fraud? How does he know she doesn’t write her own shit? And even if she doesn’t, why call her out on it? What’s he have against her to try and harm her reputation? Same with Bree Olson? But here is the best line of them all from his little rant ….

let’s be honest here if these pornchicks could write they wouldn’t be porn chicks

That line speaks volumes about his feelings towards the women in this industry and it’s to bad really because I’ve met some smart ass bitches in this business that have no problem writing their own shit.

Guess what Rayzer, you just called them “bitches.” That’s a real compliment! Don’t worry, though. I promise, I won’t call you stupid, Ryan.

AND LukeIsBack.com’s Darrah Ford (is she married to Luke? lol), who guests there from PornStarBabylon, also put in her two cents on the subject and contacted us for a quote from Bree about her writing prowess.

First, let me say that by no means are these girls stupid. They’re both intelligent and anyone would see that if they spent a few minutes speaking with them in a reality setting. Porn in general has a lot of intelligent women in it. I would say the ratio I have encountered who are smart versus the dumb ones isn’t any worse than any other profession. Hell, I think the majority are smarter than most in other facets of the industry.

Now to set the record straight on the main subject at hand, and that is, “do porn stars write their own columns?” I know that if you read either of these diatribes on the twin “Luke” sites, you wouldn’t be able to tell that’s what the issue was, but let’s get back to the heart of the matter.

The answer is, at least with the publications I head up, mostly a yes. I’ll explain, so stick with me here. For the columns, I will go on record and tell you that for the most part, the girls in these magazines do write and/or contribute to their own columns. Do they write 100% of what you see? Some do. Is what you see in print verbatim from what they have submitted? Some or most. Stormy as an example is a very accomplished writer. She writes the screenplays for many of Wicked’s movies. Jenna Haze is answering the questions posed to her in our advice column in her own words. Tera submits her columns via her personal email. She might have an assistant or someone type as she dictates, but they are her thoughts and words. Bree might not totally write her column, but she helped develop the original concept, and they are her fantasies coming to life with her thoughts and ideas in them as relayed to the write. And I can honestly tell you that Jesse Jane has sat there for countless hours in front of her computer and written various things that have appeared in our publications over the years.

We, and I mean that as anyone working within the adult industry, sell fantasy. It’s the nature of the biz. How many guys are convincing their girlfriends to perform a DP? How many couples are jetting off to a tropical paradise and having sex under a waterfall with a beautiful girl like Jesse Jane or Tera Patrick? How many 50-year-old men are bedding down a barely legal girl like Bree Olson? Getting facials or anal?

Porn is fuckin’ fantasy people, so why try to explain it? Do you watch a movie like Girls Taking it Up the Ass #194 and say, “Wait a second? I didn’t see her do an enema or say ‘ouch’ or ‘take it easy’ once before she took an eight inch cock in her ass!” It’s fuckin’ fantasy people. If you do, you’re also probably one of those guys that sit behind me during a Superman movie and ask why he didn’t just wear a lead suit so he can be totally impervious to Kryptonite. You’re also then one of those guys I want to elbow right in the grill.

How many guys jerked off to a “Forum” letter? Did you wonder while you were strokin’ it that maybe some 6′5″, 240 lb., goateed and tattooed, 40-year-old ugly mutha wrote the damn thing or did the 5′5″, 110 lb., cute, girl next door who is 19 years old and has a shaved smooth pussy who got willingly double teamed in the dorm really write it? Some questions are best left unanswered. The other question would be that if choice “A” wrote it, are you gay because you came? But that’s a whole other debate

I went off on a bit of a rant, but let’s get back to the main question here. In the past we have had porn star columnists that have included Taylor Wane, Houston, Jasmin St. Claire and Carmen Luvana. We presently have Tera Patrick, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze and Gina Lynn contributing to Genesis and Stormy Daniels in Velvet. I also want to mention that girls like Jesse Jane, Joanna Angel, Sunny Lane and others have contributed stories/articles/whatever in the past as well.

These same concepts apply to a biography. Yes, people use ghost writers, but is it less them because they used a different adjective to describe something? Are they “stupid” because maybe someone else put their ideas and experiences on paper? That’s a resounding “no.” If a star does an interview for a mag, but she didn’t type it out, is it less her? Is it less her that a writer put it into a narrative form, rather a question or answer format? Politicians, athletes, celebrities, etc. have speech writers for press conference statements or quotes in releases and bios. Their message is getting across regardless of who wrote them.

We have used tons of contributing writers over the years from various walks of life for various written works — porn stars, housewives, moonlighting comedians and accountants, and “writers” with masters degrees from major universities in English. I can’t remember one of them that didn’t go to a copy editor and come back untouched for both content and grammatical corrections.

So to sum all this up, yes they write their own columns in some way, shape or form, at least in my mags.

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This is an actual letter from a woman that a Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine hygiene product, Always Maxi Pads. She got a bit upset about something and wanted to let one of the execs over there know about. This letter recently won PC Magazine’s Editor’s Choice for best e-mail. I think everyone—male and female—will definitely be able to relate here.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dry-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsadancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, cryingjags, and out-of-control behavior.

You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought “Grey’s Anatomy” was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.

Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin andKahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to Slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately,there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

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The faint aroma of stale cigarettes and feminine body lotion drifted up my nose as I as I walked through the dimly lit hall. It was Friday night and I was at the Northern Club in Fargo. I nervously peered through the red velvet curtain and stole a peek at the growing crowd around the stage; they were there to see me. I was the Featured Dancer this weekend. Meaning the club brought me out here as a draw. That nervous feeling intensified but at the same time it kinda felt exciting.

I took one last look at myself in the dusty mirror to make sure that everything is in place. Then, I took a deep breath, paused and stepped out onstage. The sharp guitar chords of Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out” echoed though the hall as I strutted across the stage in a teensy-weensy plaid skirt while blowing huge pink bubbles with my gum. I played it up as much as I could, I had to be larger than life, that’s what they paid to see, that’s what they want.

Here goes twenty minutes of being the absolute center of attention. As I paraded around in my schoolgirl set, I silently thought to myself: “Please don’t fall on your ass!” But I got over my anxiety quickly. Dancing onstage is so exhilarating. It is such a sexy, yet graceful feeling to have vibrant lights shine upon your body and to move seductively to the music. And it’s so much fun! It’s an empowering feeling walking off the stage knowing you left them wanting more.

I walked thru the curtains to the back. But now, I was naked. It almost like I put on all these elements to become “Gianna Lynn” and go out there, peel them off, then in the end I’m left with nothing on…I’m just myself, while everything that was “Gianna Lynn” is left on stage. …Argh, this is too deep, I think I want fudgesicle.

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…like no business I know. The adult business is unlike any other industry in the world, and I’m not only talking about the sex aspect. I know your parents probably told you that if you put your mind to it, you could be anything you want — an astronaut, baseball player, pop star, ballerina, fireman, President. Sure, some kids do grow up to be those things, so dreams do come true.

In the adult industry, people get to be anything they want. Nail technicians get to be production managers, shoe salesmen become directors, high school dropouts transform overnight into writers or publicists and just about anyone can be a director or even run an entire company.

Coming from a background of mainstream entertainment and journalism, I’m not professing to be the most educated in the world or the most knowledgeable about either adult or the business world. But what I have noticed is that this industry is unlike any other.

I applaud the entrepreneurial spirit that exists in adult. It’s great to create a goal and achieve it. It’s what this country was built upon. What I don’t like are the liars and scam artists in the world. I don’t like lazy people, either. In short, there are tons of people working in adult giving the hard workers and professionals a bad name. I’m going to leave names out, but some of those in the know will definitely get my drift on who I am talking about.

In the talent agent world, there are those who are licensed and professional. Agents and agencies such as Derek Hay and L.A. Direct, Spielger’s Girls and Gold Star are reputable agencies that have professional and responsible talent under their umbrellas. The girls show up, do what they’ve agreed to do, and so on and so forth. I can’t even being to tell you how many press releases I have received over the past few years that Shirley Suckalot is launching her own agency or some fuckwad down in Bumfuck, Florida is. I’ve heard horror stories from girls falling in with the wrong so-called agents, and while some of them merely just never get a real chance to launch a career, some tales are tragic.

Which brings me to my next point of contention, and that is the whole publicist game in adult. I see postings or rumblings everywhere that some person who claimed to be this major mainstream actor or god knows what is now a publicist, and they’re going to turn you into a superstar!

While there are a handful or so of professional and courteous publicists in porn, there are far more scam artists who think that merely sending out an email to a bunch of websites and message boards doth a publicist or publicity campaign make. News flash boys and girls — it does not. Back in my life as an editor before working here, I dealt with tons of publicists in mainstream entertainment. Sure, there was a fair share of assclowns on that side of the fence as well, but statistically speaking, far less. The publicist would send out their press release as merely a support tool. They would actually call you or personally contact you by some means to talk about the artist or product or release. They would give you a unique spin or pitch on it suited for your publication. They would send you the product. They would follow it up with you. In short, they would attempt to build a relationship with you and actually (gasp) work to get you to write or feature their client. Groundbreaking I know.

Then we have our peripheral people in the biz who can basically be anything they want to. I sometimes think that the industry rewards mediocrity and incompetence. You have people making six figure salaries as executives who have been fired from multiple companies. You have borderline stalkers running events. There are “actors” who aren’t even listed on the IMDB giving acting clinics for $50 bucks. I have a submarine for sale. It has screen windows, but it’s only $50. Want it?

Then you have so called “writers.” These “writers” think that a colon is only a part of the body that makes you go doodie, and that a participle is another term for rain or snow. Some post under pseudonyms on their “blog” sites, stating they are completely and thoroughly knowledgeable about their subject matter. That they’ve worked in the adult industry for a whole three years. They claim to have contacted the people or companies of which they write about for retorts, but do not. They only state partial facts, or don’t research in the least. Who the fuck are these people? Where did they come from?

We’re merely here to post some news from the world of adult and beyond, support adult companies and stars by posting their updates, give you our two cents every so often and bring you some more goofy shit from time to time. There are plenty of stories and gossip that doesn’t get posted, because they’re just stories. Or just gossip. And sometimes stuff doesn’t get posted because it’s just plain mean or personal and does not to be broadcasted. Our poor Alexa ranking will suffer due to our moral fiber, but we’ll still be <sniff> loved, and more importantly, trusted.

I could go on and on about a lot of people I have encountered in this business who I personally think would be more qualified manning the cash register during the graveyard shift at a convenience store, but time is short and some of us who do know what the fuck we are doing actually have to work to make a living. All I can say is if you’re in the adult industry or looking to become such and need to hire someone or sign with someone, caveat emptor. That’s Latin for “let the buyer beware,” or in layman’s terms, wake the fuck up!

* names and certain small details have been changed to protect the guilty

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This may or may not become an ongoing feature on here, but I figured this warranted some sort of coverage since I shot coffee out of my nose when I stumbled across this in my email this morn. But first, a little background…

Lori Lust can best be described as a porn performer. Not a porn star, but a performer. This chick has made statements like “Tera Patrick is ducking me” on KSEX, and that she’s one of, if not the, most popular girls in the business. She has also sent out numerous press releases and such in the past hyping her “talent agency,” her website, her appearances, her location rentals, etcetera, etcetera — all using the adjective “huge” in referencing the above.

Let’s just ignore the fact that basic grammar skills are all but forgotten in said press releases. Let us also not talk about how she (or her husband) writes these things and refer to themselves in the third person. What we cannot ignore is that A) they’re delusional; and B) these are damn funny.

Without further ado, here’s the latest from that superstar known to all of us as Lori Lust. Try to spot all of the typos if you can dare. I’ve added my own commentary just for shits and giggles…

Lori Lust & Sunny Leone Vivid Mansion Party July 5th

Celebration of Lori Lust birthday bash combined with Sunny Leones return to porn and Vivid.

Um, Sunny has been “back” for quite some time now, and does she even know this chick is on the bill with her?

Two promoters were needed to kick out this event so it should be very large.

Wouldn’t Lori’s appearance just automatically make it large?

Several companies are coming due to the popularity of these two girls since Sunny Leone is returning to
Vivid plus Lori Lust owns an agency www.lorilustagency.com and did quite well promoting events in
the past that she hosted like the Naughty and Nice parties.

Feel free to discuss. Words cannot even do this justice. It says it all.

We have confirmations from over 100 stars already before we even sent out the press releases
and some are pretty big names.

Rather than list all the talent coming to the event which would take forever we will just give you an idea what is going into this particular event.

I want to see the names! How ’bout you?  List ‘em!!!

Craig Stevens is demanding all press, talent, and pinup girls get in free.

Well, he demanded it, sooo….

Email blast of 80,000 adult emails, 30,000 text messages, Contacting of everyone in Lori Lusts contact book that looks like a huge phone book, Vivid Videos connections, two Promoters Craig Stevens and Elite Entertainment  instead of one, plus 5,000 targeted glamour models in the state of California from the Lust archives.

LOL Once again, too funny on its own. Her contact book looks like a huge phone book?

A Red Carpet that is off to the side will start at 9 pm with lighted media wall.   If you don’t like cameras then you can still have your privacy.   Due to the large size of the grounds you can easily hide especially by the pool area.

No shuttle will be needed for this mansion party since we have plenty of parking for this event.

D j will be playing all night until the party ends.

Event is right between Chatsworth and Northridge but you need to email to get exact address.

Please Rsvp right away for directions and also because there will be a cutoff point.

It’s too early for this shit.

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File this under the most self-obsessed, most vapid things ever said hall of fame…

Reality tv personality and MySpace star Tila Tequila told usmagazine.com that she thinks gay marriage was legalized due to her. The openly bisexual girl said, “”It is because of me — I definitely think (my show) has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about (same sex relationships). Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, (gay marriage) is legal.”

So all of the gay rights activists who have been fighting for this for eons, do yourself a favor. Pack up your shit and go home. Tila Tequila will take care of all your troubles. Next up for her: stopping the war, ending the famine in Darfur and figuring out what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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Days 3 and 4 of “Operation Tropical Stormy” were agonizing AND incredible. We filmed three huge fight scenes and even did some wire work with Evan Stone. We are all pretty beat up. Tommy even had to reschedule his sex scene because he injured his shoulder during his battle with Marcus London. I am all scraped up, have a gash across my back, a bit of a black eye, and three broken nails! I look like I have given up porn for the UFC. LOL! The guys in line at the Erotica LA show yesterday probably think I am in some sort of abusive relationship.

We did the huge explosion scene, too! Holy shit! I am glad we got it in one take because if I had known how big that fireball was going to be and just how close I was going to be when it went off, I may have chickened out. Now I understand why the pyro crew were so surprised I was doing the stunt myself and not using a double.
Here’s another blog from Stormy on the set of Operation Tropical Stormy.

STORMY’S Production Blog: Days 3 and 4

My first boy/boy/girl scene went great as well. Marcus and Tony fucked me so good that I was sad that I had to call cut, but we still had tons to shoot so we had to move on. So far, every sex scene we have shot blows away the ones in ODS so I think you guys will be stoked. Everyone involved in the production is really going all out. I am a very lucky girl to have such amazing people working for me…
Four days down…six to go…
xoox
Stormy

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It may be what’s on the inside that counts, but it’s what’s outside that attracts. So LeaseTrader.com and dating coach DeAnna Lorraine (www.DeAnnaLorraine.com) give insight on what women really think of the cars men drive.

Ms. Lorraine says a man’s vehicle sends messages about his character that women immediately pick up on. “A man’s car reveals a lot about his personality and values, and may determine a woman’s attraction toward him,” states Ms. Lorraine. “Women pay attention to more than just a man’s personal looks.”

So what’s your car saying about you?  LeaseTrader.com shared with Ms. Lorraine five popular leased vehicles men drive, and Ms. Lorraine then created a profile that represents the vehicle’s personality traits:

Chevy Suburban: These men like travel, adventure and spending time with friends and family. These vehicles attract women that are family-oriented, down-to-earth and easy-going.

Mercedes S-Class: These men are classy, successful, stylish and “Sugar Daddies.” These vehicles attract women that are in their late 30s and 40s, sophisticated, and enjoy being taken care of.

Ford F-150: These men tend to be insecure and overcompensate on a tough, macho level. These vehicles attract women that prefer to be protected by a man so they can feel safe.

Corvette: These men are conservative but are trying to satisfy a mid-life crisis by displaying their wild side through their car. These vehicles attract women that are attracted to the bad-boy image, and are typically “hot,” bad girls themselves that are impulsive, wild and rebellious.

Toyota Camry: These men are solid, reliable and committed. These vehicles attract women that are sweet, level-headed, uncomplicated and undemanding.

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Today was mostly bedlam. From the time I got up, until the time I’m typing this, it was nuts and it’s not over yet.

I got to the show at about 12:30 and right away was rounding up some people to do a quick interview on Playboy Radio on Sirius. Randy Spears, our F.A.M.E. host, Nina Mercedez (one of the finalists for Favorite Breasts) and I were interviewed by Christy Canyon and Vanessa Blue. We spoke about how the F.A.M.E. awards came about, what we do, etc. I also did a couple of other quick talks with some other media who stopped by the booth.

Speaking of the booth, we were joined once again by Ava, Bree and Kayden. Gianna Lynn and Brooke Haven also stopped by to sign. A few other stars dropped by as well, most just to pick up VIP passes for the show, but there was one in particular who I will go into later who had to be one of the most interestingly obnoxious people I have ever encountered in this business. More on that another time.

We spent most of the day getting the final preps on the show done, getting the stars their passes and on the guest list and just making sure we were set for the evening.

The Red Carpet went great. Jamie Kennedy and Matthew Davis (no relation) shot a movie sequence for an upcoming film, Finding Bliss, that sounds like a great movie. Moz and Monstar did a great job with the carpet and in general with everything this weekend and we can’t thank them enough for all of their hard work.

The show itself was our smoothest and best yet. There were some hiccups like any live event will have, and also a few surprises, but all in all we think we gave the fans in attendance a great show, and the stars that were there — all 100 or so of them — seemed to have a good time as well, and that’s what matters in the end. See the next post for the full list of winners, and it’s off to finally relax a little now that it’s done and get ready to fly back east manana.

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Even though yesterday was slated to be one of the shorter days of Erotica LA, it was definitely a long one. The show was crowded with fans, and there were lots of stars on hand to meet them. We were lucky enough to get there EARLY and set up the F.A.M.E. booth and have a little production meeting about the F.A.M.E. Awards. That’s set to happen tonight (Saturday) at 9pm with a Red Carpet at 7:30 that will have some surprise guests.

Yesterday I got to see a bunch of people I don’t get to spend time with that much because of our geographical differences, so that was cool. I only got bitched at 4 times by a star (names withheld) where she was placed on the Hot 100, and two stars who I hadn’t heard from yet were even nice enough to thank me (Alexis Amore and Moxxie Maddron) for including them.

The day was pretty uneventful with no major drama, fun stories or general meltdowns. Adam & Eve contract stars Bree Olson, Kayden Koss and Ava Rose, and the always-lovely Gianna Lynn signed at the F.A.M.E. booth for most of the evening. Thanks to Monstar, Leslie, Katy, Anh, Dusty and Danny for helping out over there. But generally speaking, it was the calm before the storm that will be today and tonight with F.A.M.E.

Yesterday was just a good day (despite the toe pain) seeing friends like Tera and Evan, Taylor Wane, Belladonna and Aiden, Karen Stagliano, Sasha Grey, Bree, Kayden and Ava, Gina Lynn and Travis, Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze and Jules, Stormy, Moz, Evan Stone, Ray and Nina Mercedez and lots of others I’m leaving out.

The highlight of the day was moderating our panel, “Everything you wanted to know about porn” which was definitely our most star-studded one yet. Holly Randall, Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Penny Flame, Stormy, Tera, Evan Seinfeld and Evan Stone kept the crowd entertained for over an hour answering their questions, telling stories from the world of porn and all that comes with being porn stars (and great photographers). Pretty much everyone up there was not only informative and thoroughly professional, but it was great for anyone who is a fan of XXX to see how these people truly are and that’s intelligent, well-spoken, friendly and funny as fuck. Thanks to all of them for taking time at the end of a long day to do this. It was definitely great.

If you’re in the L.A. area, make sure to come down to the show tonight. It’s going to be great. I’ll be hitting Playboy Radio on Sirius at some point today with a couple of stars to talk about F.A.M.E., so it’s time to get ready and head down to the convention center, so let the madness begin.

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This weekend is starting off with a bang.

I got into town late yesterday afternoon and after a day of dealing with delayed airport departures, flying on American Airlines’ first-ever commissioned jet, cramming 6′5″ into a seat made for Verne Troyer for 5 plus hours, waiting 40 minutes on the LAX tarmac for a gate, waiting another 40 minutes for the Hertz shuttle to get my car as even Joe’s Penny-a-Day rental shuttles passed by at least 6 times, not getting that Hertz Gold Club service you hear so much about at the rental facility and (deep breath from this run-on sentence) this wonderful Los Angeles freeway traffic, finally checked into the hotel late afternoon.

There I was met by a deluge of emails, calls to return, etc. and before I knew I had to get all perty for a dinner meeting with Katie from MyCams, our VP, Anh from WantedList and our Genesis/SwankDollars webmasters Raja and Laurel. We caught the end of the Lakers/Celtics game (sorry Laker fans… I too hate mostly all things Beantown).

Right before we left for the little soirée, I did a quick phoner interview with my old friend Wankus over at RudeTV about the Hot 100 and F.A.M.E. show. It’s good to hear that cat back on the air. Some love him and some hate him, but he’s good at what he does and RudeTV is what KSEX should’ve been and then some.

We got the bar/restaurant and had some grub (who would ever think bleu cheese fries were good with a steak) and finally tucked myself in after midnight which already had me up for 22 hours considering my time difference on the east coast.

I was dreaming of an award show weekend at Erotica LA without anyone bitching where they ended up on Porn’s Hot 100, or how they deserved the F.A.M.E. Award more than Lori LabiaXXX, or where they sat, etc., etc., when I was interrupted by my phone ringing at 5:44 in the morning by one of my art directors back at the office asking me where something was. Of course, now I was up, had to take a leak and walking back in the still dark room, cracked my fuckin’ toe on the hip and trendy platform bed at my hip and trendy downtown hotel. It’s throbbing as I type this and I have a weekend of walking and standing on it to look forward to. Joy of fucking joys.

What else is there to look forward to? On the positive side, well, the 2008 F.A.M.E. Awards are going to be amazing. We’ll give you a preview later. I get to see a lot of friends in the biz that living in the east doesn’t allow, so that’s good. I get some work accomplished and set up lots of shoots and promos and articles that will keep our readers entertained over the year. And hopefully I get to meet some new people. That’s always a good time.

So while this little trip has started out like a hemorrhoid on the ass of Murphy of Murphy’s Law fame, the eternal optimist in me says brighter days are ahead… Oh, and I’m allergic to Southern California smog I think.

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DAY ONE:
First day down, many more to go….Filming got off to a great start yesterday and I am happy to report Evan Stone is filling the role of “George” perfectly. I know some were a little worried about the cast change, but he is going to make this even funnier than the first movie.

Yesterday went almost exactly as planned…I had one cancellation (Abbey Brooks had to be replaced by Shyla Stylez) but everything else was text book. The first sex scene was a threeway with Randy Spears, Carolyn Reese, and Shyla and it was SMOKIN’! These three had awesome chemistry…thought I was going to have to turn the hose on to break them up at the end

I had one unplanned stunt yesterday LOL. Evan was supposed to trip and fall, but he ended up taking me down with him when he did. Luckily we caught the whole thing on camera and it is just too fucking funny not to put in the movie! Seriously! Before I knew what was happening, I was going one way and my shoe was flying the other way! I could not have planned something that funny.

After we wrapped last night, I had to go to today’s location and build sets. We were painting walls until about 2am! Needless to say, I am a bit tired today! But the thought of getting to do my scene with Sammie Rhodes was more than enough reason to hop out of bed this morning. YUM!
xoxo
Stormy

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