Mary Carey throws some random thoughts out on twitter that are pretty funny. I was checking out her twitter when I came across these gems from yesterday:

“So embarressed, my legs are hairy since I’ve been wearing pants and now my dr has to see them.”

The visual on that one is awesome. LOL. The visual on this one, not so much. Mary went to a sauna and talks about the nipples she sees:

“A woman has inverted, flat nipples, never seen that before and I have seen a lot of nips in my time.”

Um, ok, eep.
Follow Mary on her twitter here

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I was checking out Dana DeArmond’s twitter today and damn if she didn’t score with this one:

“Just wiped my dildo off on the guest towels. Fuck these weirdos.”

another good one from today:

“I asked if the baby oil for the wrestling portion of the scene was made from real babies.”

How awesome is the “Internet’s Girlfriend”? Miss DeArmond, you rock.

In other Dana news the Queen of Porn Social Networking iPhoned a recent image of herself  on AdultDvdTalk all sexed up for a video shoot for west coast productions. Is there any wonder why AVN nominated her for Performer of the Year?

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You’ve probably heard about and/or seen it, but just in case you haven’t, here’s the video. Tanner Mayes had a meltdown on a JM Productions set regarding her cell phone being damaged and then not fixed (or at least something like that). Check out the video…

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We know Happy Meals are at McDonalds, but…

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I’m surprised this bill didn’t make bigger news…

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We decided to ask the adult world’s biggest stars what they would do if they were elected to the Oval Office. Here’s what Tera Patrick had to say, and for the complete feature article, be sure to up the January 2009 issue of GENESIS which goes on sale this week at a newsstand by you or download it by clicking here when it’s available online.

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TERA PATRICK

If I was elected President, I would…

…truly work on giving the country a real makeover; Maybe creating a special state where anything goes, like Nevada or something.

I would suggest focusing our efforts on education, as knowledge is power, and one of our biggest problems is us not investing in our own children, who hold the future in their hands.

I would make a “National Breast Awareness Day” as breast cancer is a serious issue, and it could be a kind of boob-celebration. Imagine the parade us porn stars could do.

I would also focus on lots of environmental issues. All the money in the world can’t buy us a new atmosphere.

Lastly, I would attend all foreign affairs meetings and negotiations with myself and my cabinet of hotties all in Mistress Couture Lingerie, and bearing gifts of Teravision DVD’s, Tera Patrick calendars, copies of GENESIS, and maybe even a good old-fashioned American lapdance. I think you get more with sugar than you do with vinegar!

Hey, if the Terminator can be governor, why not a porn actress for president? See you in the PINK house. Oh yeah, I’m painting it!

—Tera Patrick

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© 2008 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.

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The topic that’s on everyone’s mind in adult isn’t if Pirates II will outsell the first, AVN nominations, who’s trashing who on the blogs or what sitcom is up next for a parody. The burning question is who will you vote for come next Tuesday, Obama/Biden or McCain/Palin,

We decided to ask the adult world’s biggest stars what they would do if they were elected to the Oval Office. Over the next week, we’re giving a sneak peak at some of the answers from the stars, and for the complete feature article, be sure to up the January 2009 issue of GENESIS which goes on sale this week at a newsstand by you or download it by clicking here when it’s available online.

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JESSE JANE®

If I was elected President, I would…

…make the world a happy place. I would make it where people can be very open about sex, like they do in Europe. I would legalize marijuana so when people get stressed out they can smoke and be happy, instead of being pissed off all the time. I would have sex all over the White House and I would stop the war. I would bring back our soldiers safely to their families. I would also help our environment by trying to do some huge recycling project.

—Digital Playground contract superstar, Jesse Jane®

© 2008 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.

Photo courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

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They tell us… we tell you…

“Honestly, to have other people’s cum in my mouth is a hit or miss kind of thing. You never know what it’s going to feel like, taste like, smell like. I’ve had some good experiences and bad experiences. It’s not something where I’m going to go out and say, ‘I want you to cum in my mouth.’”

—Faith Leon on spunk in the mouth

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They tell us… we tell you…

“I didn’t mind getting facials when I got into the industry, but now that we have such great makeup artists, I don’t want to fuck up my face. (Laughs) I’d rather take it in my mouth. My whole thing is, I take it in my mouth and play around with it and drip it out on to my boobs. I like cumswapping, too.”

—Nautica Thorn on the art of the facial

www.enternautica.com

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They tell us… we tell you…

“Yeah I admit it, I love big dicks, but I am an equal opportunity fucker. I will do the best I can with what I got to work with. Although, with fucking a big cock I can only fuck him for a little while because if it’s too big, it starts to hurt. But with the smaller cocks I can fuck those boys all night long and never get tired.”

—Lindsey Meadows on penile preference

Read the complete interview with Lindsey in this month’s GENESIS.

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Here’s a new thing I’ve been wanting to do. For those who don’t know Joanna Angel, she’s much more than the Punk Porn Princess. She’s also one of the funniest (Note for Stormy: I said ‘one of,’ not ‘the’) girls I know. Some of the things that come out of her mouth, or fingers in an IM, are downright hysterical, at least to me. After all, she is the one who helped inspire our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” regular feature on here with her, “I’m just an creepy looking Jewish girl pretending to be a porn star” line.

So long story short, I get these random and funny Instant Messages from Joanna that I have decided to share with you as they come along. Just moments ago, she IM’d me while on the way to a store appearance by our offices where I am meeting her later. This is our conversation…

xGENESISx (4:38:19 PM): why aren’t you in a car on way out here already?

XjoannaX (4:38:59 PM): I am.

XjoannaX (4:39:10 PM): Yo. I’m being driven in a car where there’s parking tickets and french fries all over the ground

XjoannaX (4:39:26 PM): Its a hyundai elantra

XjoannaX (4:39:52 PM): This is not how you treat a jap

xGENESISx (4:40:25 PM): take a pic of the car floor with your phone and send it

XjoannaX (4:42:44 PM): I put the dentyne in there. I thought it was a nice touch

XjoannaX (4:44:58 PM): The driver’s name is “redd”

XjoannaX (4:45:05 PM): With 2 ds

XjoannaX (4:45:19 PM): He said he uses 2 ds in his name “because he likes big boobs”

Joanna and BurningAngel.com’s Jessie Lee in the Elantra of Love

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While in Australia as a scheduled guest of the Sydney Sexpo, Belladonna offered advice to the Catholic Church on the matter of dealing with the sexual needs and desires of members of the clergy, according to a report on news.com.au.

Among her statements to the Australian press, the 27-year-old porn star advised Pope Benedict XVI to let priest watch porn. She believes that taking a more open approach to basic sexual urges would help cut down in sexual abuse cases, which is an issue that has plagued the church in recent years.

“The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do,” said Belladonna, “But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue. Church clergy are at a crisis because they get no real street-level sex education but are expected to ply the streets to deliver their spiritual message.”

To further assist in the cause, Belladonna has even offered to donate 300 of her own adult productions to the Catholic Church in Australia, so they could be distributed to priests. She has also offered to assist in creating and implementing a “meaningful set of exercises for priests to help them deal with sexual tension and stress.”

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They tell us… we tell you…

“I wanted to be two things: a sailor or a porn star. I tried to get in the Navy. It was while I was working in porn. They created a new rule where if you’re wearing a regular shirt, you can’t be able to see any tattoos. I have a tattoo on my neck. I think it was in January 2006 when they told me the Navy wasn’t going to happen. I thought, fuck it. Porn is where I need to be. There’s nothin’ I’d rather be doing..’”

—Eva Angelina

See more of Eva at evaangelinaonline.com and myspace.com/xxxevaangelina

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They tell us… we tell you…

“When I first signed up to do porn I had already done anal and double penetration in my personal life, so I think that helped when doing my first scene. My second scene was anal, and my fourth scene was a DP, so I moved along pretty fast. Now that I think about it, I wish I had spaced those sex acts out more.’”

—Trina Michaels on her XXX beginnings

Photo from Trina’s first movie, Jack’s Playground 19 (courtesy of Digital Playground)

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They tell us… we tell you…

“My community was straight rough. The Bronx? Drive me through the Bronx—I won’t be scared of none of that shit. Where I come from is very rough, and you wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but it was very bad.’”

—Wicked Contract Star Carmen Hart on growing up on the reservation

Photo courtesy of Wicked Pictures

Visit Visit Carmen at CarmenHart.com, MySpace.com/CarmenHart and WickedPictures.com

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