Here’s a new thing I’ve been wanting to do. For those who don’t know Joanna Angel, she’s much more than the Punk Porn Princess. She’s also one of the funniest (Note for Stormy: I said ‘one of,’ not ‘the’) girls I know. Some of the things that come out of her mouth, or fingers in an IM, are downright hysterical, at least to me. After all, she is the one who helped inspire our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” regular feature on here with her, “I’m just an creepy looking Jewish girl pretending to be a porn star” line.
So long story short, I get these random and funny Instant Messages from Joanna that I have decided to share with you as they come along. Just moments ago, she IM’d me while on the way to a store appearance by our offices where I am meeting her later. This is our conversation…
xGENESISx (4:38:19 PM): why aren’t you in a car on way out here already?
XjoannaX (4:38:59 PM): I am.
XjoannaX (4:39:10 PM): Yo. I’m being driven in a car where there’s parking tickets and french fries all over the ground
XjoannaX (4:39:26 PM): Its a hyundai elantra
XjoannaX (4:39:52 PM): This is not how you treat a jap
xGENESISx (4:40:25 PM): take a pic of the car floor with your phone and send it
XjoannaX (4:42:44 PM): I put the dentyne in there. I thought it was a nice touch
XjoannaX (4:44:58 PM): The driver’s name is “redd”
XjoannaX (4:45:05 PM): With 2 ds
XjoannaX (4:45:19 PM): He said he uses 2 ds in his name “because he likes big boobs”
Joanna and BurningAngel.com’s Jessie Lee in the Elantra of Love
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