You can bid to get your hands on Teagan’s breasts…sort of.

Teagan Presley, the former exclusive contract girl for Digital Playground is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay, which she had changed last week. Never fear… the new ones are better and she’s doing fine. She had the old implants for two years. They encapsulated six weeks after she got them as she was pregnant and did not breast feed, and scar tissue made them as hard as a brick.

As Teagan’s fans may or may not know, she is going through a very expensive, very painful public custody and divorce battle, and the proceeds of this auction on eBay will go partially to the Susan G. Komen For The Cure fund which battles against breast cancer and the remainder will help Teagan pay for her divorce and the high cost of her new breast surgery.

This is a great cause as Teagan is one of the classiest girls in the business, and certainly one of the nicest and most beautiful. The display is in a beautiful frame along with an autographed copy of Babysitters (featuring these implants), as well as two autographed photos and the implants themselves, which have been medically sterilized, and they are also autographed.

Bidding has started at $2,000, and if you want to own a part of Teagan and XXX history, as well as support two great causes, please head over and bid now on Teagan’s implants.

You can check Teagan out on her myspace at myspace.com/teaganunleashed.

The estate of rock and roll legend Jimi Hendrix has flunked a challenge to prove that a controversial video depicting him in a sexual escapade with two women is not really him, according to Vivid Entertainment, which released the DVD in May.

Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said his offer of $100,000 to Experience Hendrix, LLC (”Experience Hendrix”) expired after 60 days because the company of the legendary guitarist failed to offer verifiable proof that Hendrix is not the “star” of “Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape.”

Vivid had offered the money after Experience Hendrix – which is owned by his heirs - publicly denied the tape actually showed Hendrix having sex with two unidentified brunettes.

Mr. Hirsch said:  “In early May we made a good faith offer through our attorneys to pay $100,000 to Experience Hendrix if it could offer proof within 60 days that our tape was not authentic. We always knew it was real and were confident that the Hendrix heirs would be unable to substantiate their claims.”

Several experts on the music scene of the 60s have supported Vivid’s claim that the tape depicts the late rock ‘n roll icon having sex with the women.

“I’m positive that we are viewing the real Jimi Hendrix,” said Neville Chesters, road manager for Hendrix in the late 60s.

“No one can pay me any amount of money to say I saw something I didn’t see and judging from having casted Jimi I’m convinced that he is indeed the man seen in this film,” said Cynthia (Plaster Caster) Albritton, one of the experts who authenticated the footage and, who once held Hendrix’ penis in her hands while she made a plaster cast of it.

“Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape” can be downloaded on www.vivid.com for $39.95 and is also available at retail stores nationwide.  Consumers can view a trailer at www.hendrixsextape.com.

For more information on Vivid, visit www.vividentertainment.com.

According to the story on Ananova, Sergio Vinucci, from Parma, reports that he has “medical evidence” to support his suit.

“All she ever does is complain,” he said. “It is extremely stressful and it has left me unable to be a man. I want some compensation.”

Candice also said that she is proud of Cynthia filing for divorce, and wants Mrs. A-Rod to know it. She added, “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she’ll probably get tons of cash.”

Houlihan claims to have met A-Rod at Fenway Park a few years ago during a Yankees/Red Sox game. “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us,” she  says. “But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’”

Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce yesterday claiming that her baseball star husband has had various infidelities during their marriage as one of the reasons.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dry-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsadancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, cryingjags, and out-of-control behavior.

You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought “Grey’s Anatomy” was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.

Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin andKahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to Slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately,there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

Porn’s “Punk Rock Princess” is possibly adding another title to her ever-growing resume…rock star.

Joanna Angel decided to record the title track for her upcoming XXX DVD, Rock and Roll In My Butthole, and the punk track is pretty fuckin’ good! Here’s what Joanna wrote on her blog at JoannaAngel.com about it…

So anyways, last week I called my friend princess Frank. He’s a musician I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really wanted him to make a song called “rock and roll in my butthole” for the intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was like, well, we should really write the song together… and I was like… hmmm ok!

So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song from the 80’s…. that goes “I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar”… I forget who sings it… (Editor: Human League: “Don’t You Want Me”), but you know how the girl sings and the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one another.

Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I mean, recording a song is a lot of work…. you get really emotionally attached to your song when you’re in there recording it… I can imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn…. I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies… it always hurts when someone has something bad to say about them but… I guess that is part of creating anything. Yeah.

Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be if “rock and roll in my butthole” was on the radio all the time?

Here’s the tune for you to check it out…

You can also download it here…

Adult star and award-winning feature dancer Nakita Kash will be auditioning tonight on “America’s Got Talent” as “Pole Champ.”

The hit show, which will be airing on NBC Tuesday night at 9:00 PM (8 PM Central), features host Jerry Springer and judges Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff in the audition round in which she will compete in.

She will be demonstrating her pole dancing skills, which she also teaches, around the country. She was also featured during the opening of the 2008 AVN Awards, which aired on the Showtime network.

It wasn’t known if “Pole Champ” made it to the next round of the show where she moves on to Vegas, but she’s got skills, so we vote a resounding yes and we bet the Hoff will, too.

For more info about appearances or information regarding lessons, go to www.PoleChamp.com

Monday, July 7th: Brea Lynn, Eve Mendes, Sindee Jennings

Tuesday, July 8th: Adrianna Lynn (Adrenalynn), Ashley Blue, Anita Cannibal, Jessica Lynn

Wednesday, July 9th: Nyomi Marcela, Summer Haze

Thursday, July 10th: Vanessa Mae

Friday, July 11th: Richelle Ryan, Devin DeRay, Kylee King

Saturday, July 12th: Dusty Marie (Industry Publicist)

Sunday, July 13th: Madison Scott, Brooke Ballentyne

Adrianna Lynn from Cheerleaders

Courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

PURE PLAY MEDIA and Naughty America are pleased to release their new line, 2 Chicks Same Time. This first volume is tapping into the ever popular 3-some fantasy nearly every straight man has…2 Chicks Same Time. The first edition is power-packed with the hottest stars: Brianna Love, Angelina Valentine, Roxy DeVille, Alexis Texas, Puma Swede, Nikki Benz, Maria Belucci, Carly Parker, Harmony and Mikayla doubled up on some very lucky guys. PURE PLAY MEDIA releases the series first edition; 2 Chicks Same Time on DVD July 7, 2008.

“Naughty America is doing a fantastic job of creating new series that cater to men’s real fantasies. 2 Chicks Same Time is the release to make a man’s 3-some dream come true,” says Pure Play Media CEO, Richard Arnold.  Naughty America knows what works and is on-point with the creation and release of this new line.”

2 Chicks Same Time Vol. 1, is the ultimate straight man’s fantasy. A few have done it, some have gotten close, all have fantasized about it, These seductresses are taking on men…and the ratio is in the favor of the lucky guy, guaranteeing double his pleasure! Enjoy their tag-team sexual exploits, plus tons of bonus features to include previews and other naughty never-before-seen footage.

Find all of Naughty America’s releases online at: www.pureplaymedia.com

One of the most beautiful girls in adult entertainment, Sunny Leone, re-launched her official website SunnyLeone.com with a party this past weekend in North Hollywood. July 5^th, the Blue Moon Nights club was the spot for XXX Stars to hang out and enjoy some post 4^th of July fun. Sunny rocked the scene, looking as stunning as ever, and was joined in revelry by sexy babes like Tori Black, Sophie Dee, Kinzie Marie, Megan Reece and the infamous Gia Jordan.

Several new pornstarlets that are sure to be scorching up your video screens were also on hand. Tall, blonde and beautiful Arianna Armani was seen as well as Emma Hart, Eden Adams and several of the Type 9 Models.

It was successful event for promoters Elite Entertainment and Sunny Leone. Hop over to SunnyLeone.com to see more of the brunette beauty in hardcore action.

The study also showed that those who claimed to have sex less than once a week were twice as likely to suffer from ED, compared with those who screwed three or more times a week.

Follow the wisdom of the ancients with the Eco-Dildo from www.Blissboxtoys.com. Each finely crafted Eco-Dildo is totally unique and created by hand from renewable sources, helping you to save the planet.

For over 30,000 years handmade dildos have been used and enjoyed – now you can enjoy a wholly natural experience too.

While oil prices continue rocketing to new heights, the Eco-Dildo is made from natural and sustainable materials, rather than plastic, so your pleasure will never end. What’s more, for each Eco-Dildo purchased www.Blissboxtoys.com will plant a bush! And not any old bush but a Willow Bush with your own personalised certificate.

Made from carefully selected wood, each Eco-Dildo is subjected to a real grinding and then polished to make it silky smooth. After receiving a good licking of protective finish, the new playmate is kept safe and protected in a handmade fabric pouch.

Priced from just £39.95, there has never been a more pleasurable way to save the planet, and  Blissboxtoys.com will plant a Willow Bush for every Eco-Dildo purchased. The Willow bush will be planted by carbonmangers.com in Scotland. All purchasers of an Eco-Dildo will receive their certificate within 28 days.

Type in www.blissboxtoys.com/eco, lie back and have an earth-saving orgasm today!

During the mid-afternoon Sunday “Grassroots Rugby” show on Prime Television, viewers got more than they tuned in for when about four minutes of hardcore pornography popped up on their televisions. A spokesperson for the broadcasters Prime Television blamed a mixup in “distribution processes” and apologized for the accidental airing which was supposed to air on an adult pay per view channel.

The nation’s birthday is fast approaching, and the busy contract superstars of Wicked Pictures are helping audiences celebrate their freedom with an ambitious slate of personal appearances!

From California to Denver, from Florida to New York, Stormy Daniels, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei and Mikayla Mendez will be barnstorming this great country just for you at these fine establishments:

Stormy Daniels

July 10th-12th
Paper Moon
6315 Amherst Ave.
Springfield, VA 22150
(703) 866-4160

July 17th-19th
Crazy Horse
980 Market Street
San Francisco, CA
(415) 771-6259

July 30th
Penthouse Club
1801 N West Shore Blvd.
Tampa, Florida 33607
(813) 288-9200

July 31st-Aug 4th
Signing Appearance At SwingFest
The Westin Diplomat Resort And Spa
3555 South Ocean Drive
Hollywood, Florida 33019
www.swingfest.com
Stormy Daniels will be signing at the Velvet booth #134 & 135.
Free Samplers Provided By Wicked Pictures!

Kirsten Price

July 11th-12th
Scandals
2403 Queens Plz N.
Long Island City, NY 11101

Kaylani Lei

July 24th-26th
La Boheme
1443 Stout Street
Denver, CO 80202
(303) 820-3212

Mikayla Mendez

July 18th-19th
Snooky’s
42653 Sierra Highway
Lancaster, CA 93535-5134
(661) 723-7090

(Please contact all venues directly to verify show times and driving directions.)

So celebrate your freedom this month with one of the Wicked Girls. After all, nothing says “American Beauty” quite like Stormy, Kaylani, Kirsten, and Mikayla.

For more info, visit WickedPictures.com

Recent news reports have been published relating to David Crawford aka David Lord claiming that he has been involved in a prostitution ring operating out of the San Fernando Valley.  Those statements are false and have absolutely no merit. Mr. Crawford has not been charged or alleged to have been involved in any prostitution ring by the U.S. Government, or by any other authorities.  Mr. Crawford has been charged with perjury regarding matters that are unrelated to prostitution charges by the government against third parties.  At this time, he is unable to comment upon those allegations, and refers all questions to his counsel.

For a full report, go here.

The call girl linked to former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer dropped her $10 million lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild and its founder and CEO Joe Francis after Francis released a video where Dupré appears covered by a terry cloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen GGW questioner asks if she is 18 and if the footage can be used on “Girls Gone Wild.” She says yes to both questions.   Her ID is then filmed.   Dupré dropped the lawsuit unconditionally Thursday most likely as a result of being proven to be a liar.

The suit had alleged that Girls Gone Wild and Joe Francis had ruined Dupré reputation by publicizing the video. Francis released footage proving that Dupré had willingly volunteered to perform for the Girls Gone Wild cameras after providing both a verbal and written release. Because Dupré had offered false identification and lied about her age on camera, the company initially declined to publish the material.

“It was preposterous to claim that I could somehow damage the reputation of a hooker,” Francis says. “We have hours of footage of Dupré including her in some very interesting sexual situations.  This footage as well as a detailed account of my encounter with Dupré and her sexual escapades with Girls Gone Wild cameramen will appear in the next issue of Girls Gone Wild Magazine” said Joe Francis.