2008
My Porn Debut: On the Set of Stormy’s Newest Wicked Picture, ‘Whack Job’
Posted by GenesisEditor in ExclusivesWhile I was down in Tampa for the NightMoves Awards Weekend, I had the distinct pleasure of an invite to the set of Stormy Daniels’ newest movie for Wicked Pictures, Whack Job. Stormy wrote and directed the movie, and in a departure from the usual shoots in and around the San Fernando Valley, she was shooting it around the Tampa Bay area. And not only was I invited to visit, but I was asked to be in it! Hooray for me!
The other cool thing was that the award-winning director also must have caught wind of my lauded roles in such productions as “The Four Major Food Groups” where I played a carrot like no other. Thespian skills aside, it was also probably more that I was cheap labor, owned a black suit, was gonna be in Tampa and she had the chance to boss me around and possibly yell at me if I fucked up. I’ve come to know Stormy quite well and have heard stories of her directing. The best way I can sum it up is the way my sister, who teaches high school and has a rep as one of “those” teachers, would tell her class on the first day: “I’m a bitch, but I’m fair.” Let me just say though that those who haven’t worked with Stormy might think she’s a bitch, but anyone who has will tell you that she’s one of the best directors to work for and is nothing but the consummate professional on set, and much like Jessica Rabbit, she’s not bad, but just drawn that way to the people who haven’t had the pleasure of working for her.
Whack Job is about Adrianna Di’Angelo (Roxy DeVille), who is a spoiled mafia princess who has just discovered her boyfriend Darren (Derrick Pierce) in bed with another woman (Kaylani Lei). What’s the daughter of a mobster to do? Get even, of course! When daddy refuses to put a hit out on the cheating boyfriend, Adrianna takes matters into her own hands and hires two hit men. Unfortunately for everyone involved, these goons are bumbling idiots and manage to hilariously screw up every attempt at whacking Darren. In a strange turn of events, the unsuspecting Darren doesn’t end up “sleeping with the fishes” Instead he ends up actually rescuing the men sent to kill him, meaning the only real whack job in this story is headcase Adrianna!
I was driven to the set along with Tommy Gunn, Marcus London, Tony DeSergio and Derrick Pierce where we got to hear some of Tommy’s million dollar ideas along the way. That’s always entertaining, especially at 8 O’clock in the morning after only getting three hours of sleep. Once there, I chilled out with some of the lovely female cast members, including Roxy DeVille, Lexi Lamour and Gianna Lynn. We talked some shit in between the girls getting made up, putting on their clothes and Roxy practicing the dialogue Stormy had prepared for her. It occured to me then that I should get a hold of script and learn my lines or face the wrath of the Babe from the Bayou. Trust me, you don’t want to piss that woman off!
I got to play Frankie, one of the boss’ hired goombas. While my lines were limited, I think I did pretty well. I asked Stormy how I was, and she said that I “wasn’t too horrible.” I’ll take that as a huge compliment from someone I respect as a director like Stormy.
In one scene, I got to be that often ignored extra sitting with my back to the camera in a bar. Now mind you I was sitting across from some stripper who wants to be in porn, and not far from Alfonso and As that was going, I was thinking that if I lugged an extra garment bag for a suit all the way down there for that, I was gonna kill someone. The scene was funny as hell. Tommy, Tony and Derrick were all great, but the one and only Pip stole the show. I don’t want to ruin how, but trust me, it’s a funny fuckin’ scene. But there was more for my porn movie debut, but first we were all taken to lunch.
We were shooting the movie down in the Ybor City section of Tampa which our tour guide/driver, who I think was either gay or just extremely metrosexual (not that it’s a bad thing either way, but I’m just saying), had previously told us was one of the oldest areas in Florida. The entire cast and crew were taken to a nice Cuban restaurant where the food was delicious and the company was good, too. Thanks to Stormy and Wicked for a great lunch.
For my first scene as Frankie, I got to yell at Giuseppe (Tony DeSergio) and give him a little shove. See, he was late with our strippers and I wanted to know where the fuck he had been.
The next scene I did was in a VIP Lounge with my fellow goons, Marcus London, Ethan Cage, Jack Vegas, Mr. Pete and the “Boss,” Paul Allen. We were playin’ cards when Adrianna walks in to whine about her boy Darren cheating on her. We all drew our guns on her at first, and probably the funniest thing about the scene wasn’t in the script at all. It was Mr. Pete holding a gun for the first time and trying to figure out how a firearm works. Hopefully that shit makes the BTS. After I told Adrianna off for interrupting our game, and subsequently having to apologize, I was summarily told I was done for the shoot and taken off the set. Of course everyone else pretty much got to stay and participate in a huge orgy with Gianna Lynn, Lexi Lamour, Alexa Jordan and Nikki Rhodes. I hate being treated like a piece of hired thespian meat. Oh well.
That orgy scene was smokin’ hot, so it’s probably better that I wasn’t invited to join in anyway. As a matter of fact, all of the sex scenes in this movie are great. Stormy knows how to not only write great scripts and bring the vision to life, but also how to get amazing sex scenes out of her cast. Roxy DeVille’s couplings with Tommy Gunn and Derrick Pierce could be on nomination lists next year, as could Kaylani Lei and Derrick’s scene, or Veronica Rayne and Tony’s coupling.
I asked Stormy how she thought everything worked out down there seeing how she’s used to shooting in other areas and knew she had some new crew and talent she hadn’t really worked with yet. “I think the movie is going to turn out fantastic and I was especially excited to shoot in Florida and make use of some new locations and crew,” she said. “Keeping things fresh is important in making movies…at least for me since I get bored so easily.”
I was impressed by several of the acting turns by some of the cast, including Tony DeSergio (who is British and speaks fluent Italian in the movie), Roxy, Tommy Gunn and Derrick. I will also say that I coached Paul Allen on how to talk like a goomba from Joisey, and maybe that’s why he was so good. Stormy doubts it, but I’ll take partial credit anyway. Always pissin’ on my parade she is, but she was full of compliments about the rest of the cast.
“I have watched Roxy DeVille become one of the best actresses in the business and this movie was no exception,” Daniels said. “She did a terrific job with both her dialogue and her two sex scenes. I think Tommy Gunn and Tony DeSergio’s performance of the two bumbling hit men will leave viewers in stitches and the movie also features a standout non-sex performance by NightMoves’ owner Paul Allen.”
The movie should be out this Spring, so look for it… Capiche?
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I am in beautiful and humid Tampa, Florida for another exciting year of the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards and Caravan of the Stars.
After the usual delay out of Newark airport, I finally arrived around 7pm last night and as I was walking to get my bags in Tampa, I ran into a group of friends who had just landed from L.A. It was great to see Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Sunny Lane, Brooke Haven, Eli Cross, Kylie Ireland, Marcus London, Devon Lee, Derrick Pierce and Wicked contract star Kaylani Lei. Once at the hotel I also met up with GenesisOnline star blogger, the gorgeous Gianna Lynn, who had just gotten back from an appearance on “Bubba the Love Sponge.”
One of the faces missing from here who I knew was supposed to arrive yesterday was the one and only Tommy Gunn. When I ran into the group at the airport, they were waiting for Tommy to find them and the drivers. When they couldn’t find each other in what is a relatively small airport, the NightMoves staff started wondering why. The answer was simple. T-Gunn wasn’t in Tampa. He accidently arrived in Orlando, which thank god is only about an hour away. But how, you ask? It seems Tommy was supposed to change planes in New Mexico, but for one reason or another, and we’ll call it flight attendent error, Tommy didn’t, thus arriving in the Land of the Mouse. Of course everyone found this pretty humorous at first except for Tommy who decided to rent a car and take the drive over to Tampa. He finally arrived for the evening’s festivities and pretty much heard shit all night from everyone. He’s a great sport about it, and hopefully (for his sake and the sake of others before he snaps) it dies down in 5 or 10 years.
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