‘The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX’  Coming Soon

Honey Boo Boo and her classless redneck family are getting the porn parody treatment from X-Play as production of The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX is underway.

The adult movie comedy is being directed by Will Ryder and will tear into America’s favorite redneck family with piss-poor one liners, a bad diet and enough anal sex to last a lifetime.  The production has a lot to live up to as it follows quickly in the wake of X-Play’s recently wrapped Not South Park XXX which looks to be one of the most irreverent adult movies ever produced.

“We’re having fun with this fucked-up style of porn cinema and Honey Boo Boo and her entire family fit wonderfully,” responded Will Ryder.

Generally credited with igniting the porn parody revolution, Will Ryder and X-Play have enjoyed success in the hillbilly genre with their Adam & Eve Pictures co-production of Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody which won numerous awards this year including best parody comedy.

“Although none of us are rednecks, this unique lifestyle is popular now in America and with The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX we’re really stepping in some shit now,” added co-producer Scott David.

The movie will follow the exploits of the crass beauty pageant loving family and their syrupy-sickening bubbly daughter with an all-star cast of adult stars gone redneck.  The story was written to avoid age controversy with Honey just turning eighteen which is the same technique the producers used with Not South Park XXX.

The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX is going to be gross and sexy all at the same time.  No distributor has been announced yet.

Check out all of the X-Play and Will Ryder porn parodies at www.sitcums.com

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The porn parody Not Animal House XXX® has sold out of the initial DVD supply and the producers have rush-ordered a new DVD replication run in order to meet new orders.  The double-disc set containing 8 hours of footage from Adam & Eve Pictures and XPlay was only released a couple of weeks ago and quick early sales are measuring up to fantastic reviews the movie is enjoying.

“This will go down as one of Will Ryder’s best and should be reaping in the awards beginning in January,” stated NightMoves magazine critic Art Koch in his movie review on All Adult Network.tv

“The movie again shows the director’s genius in casting,” raves XCritic.com’s Don Houston.

“The amount of fine female flesh on display was second to none…… the movie a contender for all the usual awards,” he writes.

So what does it take to become a sell-out?  Will Ryder shrugs his shoulders and offers, “I think most of the top movie director’s are sell-outs in one way or another but when your movie actually sells out that is a great feeling and truly not many know what that feels like.”

The recent winner of the 2012 NightMoves “Best Director Editor’s Choice” award knows what it feels like and also knows how difficult the marketplace is these days.

“It’s no secret that today it’s very difficult to sell adult movies because of the proliferation of free porn online but when a movie is produced and acted really well, jam-packed with cute girls having sex and hits a nerve with a wide fan base, the possibility of major success is still here.”

See why this movie is a sell-out by looking at the fantastic PG YouTube clip www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34DtAG6H8k

Not Animal House XXX mixes hardcore sex with the greatest comedy of all time as the Delta House is a wild sex-filled orgy of depravity polar opposite the clean-cut Omegas but when Dean Wormer puts Blutarksy, Otter, Dorfman, Pinto & the sorority girls on ‘double secret probation’ for excessive banging & sucking, the Animal House unleashes a parental nightmare of anal sex, wild orgies, & sexual acts so profound and tasteless that decorum prohibits us from listing them here.

Not Animal House XXX stars Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott, Kaylee Hilton, Britney Amber, Vicki Chase, Zoey Foxx, Katt Dylan, Nikki Daniels, Cindy Starfall, Bliss Dulce, Callie Cyprus, Taylor Russo, Carmen Monet, Kacey Villainess, Ashley Stone, London Giana, and Stacy Shields. Eric Swiss, Anthony Rosano, Jack Vegas, Seth Gamble, Eric John, Ralph Long, Chad Diamond, J.J. Hollyberry, Christopher C. Raff, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron as Dean Wormer makeup much of the male contingent.

The producers would be negligent in their duties if they didn’t mention that Not Animal House XXX® is a parody and is not affiliated with Universal Pictures, National Lampoon, ABC Television, John Landis, John Belushi, their writers, producers or any members of their estates or assignees.  They didn’t make this movie!

To celebrate the blockbuster success, the movie is getting an ‘official’ DVD release party which will take place inside the huge Heaven & Hell Halloween adult industry bash being co-hosted by HotMovies, Adam & Eve, The Screaming O®, XPlay, Uncle Don’s Exotic Interludes and All Media Play this Saturday, October 27th at Hemingway’s (and connecting club Roxbury) in Hollywood

For photos from the movie check out the official website at www.animalhousexxx.com

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What does President Barack Obama and the raucous porn movie Not Animal House XXX have in common?  Both utilized a beautiful backdrop of the University of Wisconsin’s Bascom Hill to heighten their message of hope and unity.

The President delivered a speech there today and this past July director Will Ryder shot scenes from the Adam & Eve Pictures/ XPlay co-production porn parody comedy on the exact same tree-lined spot but what the director didn’t know was that his opening scene location would play out on an international stage when the president took to the very same spot.

“When I scouted the University of Wisconsin and Bascom Hill in particular I was blown away and reminded by how impressive it was and I figured it would make the perfect backdrop for our spoof of Animal House,” Ryder said.

“I don’t think President Obama or his team had any idea he was walking on the same ground as where we shot some of our movie. But it was awesome knowing what we did there.”

The almost safe for work movie trailer is available on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34DtAG6H8k and offers a fun look at just how close they came to the 1978 John Belushi original.

“I will say that if ‘hope and unity’ are a political theme then the Delta House needed a lot of hope and unity when they were getting kicked off campus by Dean Wormer,” Ryder continued.

A cast of thirty actors mixed hardcore sex w/ the greatest comedy of all time. The Delta House is a wild sex-filled orgy of misconduct polar opposite the clean-cut Omegas but when Dean Wormer puts Blutarksy, Otter, Dorfman, Pinto & the sorority girls on ‘double secret probation’ for excessive banging & sucking, the Animal House unleashes a parental nightmare of anal sex, wild orgies, & sexual acts so profound and tasteless that decorum prohibits listing them here.

“But they stuck together during the hard times when the Omegas, Doug Neidermeyer and Dean Wormer were messing with them,” Ryder offered.

“They coped by having a lot of sex.”

Not Animal House XXX stars superstars Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott, Kaylee Hilton, Britney Amber, Vicki Chase, Zoey Foxx, Katt Dylan, Nikki Daniels, Cindy Starfall, Bliss Dulce, Callie Cyprus, Taylor Russo, Carmen Monet, Kacey Villainess, Ashley Stone, London Giana, and Stacy Shields. Eric Swiss, Anthony Rosano, Jack Vegas, Seth Gamble, Eric John, Ralph Long, Chad Diamond, J.J. Hollyberry, Christopher C. Raff, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron as Dean Wormer makeup much of the male contingent.

DVD Wholesalers should contact Ryan Thomas at Adam & Eve Pictures to place orders

The movie is a picture-perfect parody of the original Animal House which starred John Belushi and blew away audiences in 1978 sparking the toga party craze that swept the nation and changed the way students viewed college life. With 13 sex scenes and 8 hours of total footage including 5  behind the scenes sections, bloopers, director/producer commentary and much more on this collector’s edition 2 disc DVD pack this might be the best parody comedy of the year.

Check out the almost safe for work movie trailer here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34DtAG6H8k

“We live in a great country where you can shoot parts of a porn movie and the president can deliver a speech on the very same site.”

Not Animal House XXX is a parody and is not affiliated with Universal Pictures, National Lampoon, ABC Television, John Landis, John Belushi, their writers, producers, President Obama or any members of their estates or assignees.  They didn’t make this movie!

The official movie release party will take place at the huge Heaven & Hell Halloween adult industry bash being co-hosted by HotMovies, Adam & Eve, The Screaming O, XPlay, Uncle Don’s Exotic Interludes and All Media Play Saturday, October 27th at Roxbury (and Hemingway’s) in Hollywood.

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If you loved Blutarsky, Eric Stratton, Pinto, Dorfman and the entire Delta house but hated Dean Wormer, Doug Neidermeyer, Mandy and Babs you will love this new promotional movie trailer for the parody Not Animal House XXX.  The safe for work trailer can be viewed at www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34DtAG6H8k and is a wild preview of the upcoming soon-to-be released adult movie by Adam & Eve Pictures and XPlay.

The free-spirited movie trailer will take you back to school and packs so much non-stop drinking, sexual innuendo and partying you might wake up with a hang-over but if you want to see thirteen sex scenes including anal, 3-ways and group sex that pack the double-disc set you can purchase the movie when it is available in stores at the end of September.

With pitch perfect sets, an old dilapidated mansion and the University of Wisconsin at Madison as a backdrop, “Director of the year“, Will Ryder blends XXX hardcore sex w/ the greatest comedy of all time. The Delta House is a wild sex-filled orgy of misconduct polar opposite the Omegas but when Dean Wormer puts Blutarksy, Otter, Dorfman, Pinto & the sorority girls on ‘double secret probation’ for excessive banging & sucking, the Animal House unleashes a parental nightmare of anal sex, wild orgies, & sexual acts so profound and tasteless that decorum prohibits listing them here.

“The trailer gives you a really great look at what the vibe of this movie is,” stated the director Will Ryder who has positioned the movie as an early award-contender for best parody comedy this year.

In addition to this movie trailer you can also check out the girls of Not Animal House XXX in a sexy slide show on YouTube at http://youtu.be/37sDiz-AS8U but to see this brand new movie trailer visit www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34DtAG6H8k

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“I insist that actors have a good time on my set,” stated adult comedy director Will Ryder during the shooting of his porn parody of Animal House.

“If they’re not having fun and getting naked behind the scenes, then the movie is going to suck so I encourage the girls to walk around naked whenever they feel like enjoying the breeze.”

Nobody is quite sure how much of a breeze would be flowing inside a massive movie soundstage located deep in the steamy heat of California’s San Fernando Valley but the free spirit espoused by the veteran director certainly helped foster a collegiate vibe during the shooting of the Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play co-production.  Not Animal House XXX will hit stores September 26th.

With a relaxed tone, the director rehearsed dialogue with over thirty actors including twenty beautiful women who made the cut to become a Delta or a dreaded Omega sorority girl.  Among the actresses was superstar Asa Akira whose love of sex could earn her straight A’s at any university.

“Asa is amazing and I see why she is so popular because she absolutely loves to have sex,” Ryder remarked.  “Plus she’s a very beautiful actress and took direction extremely well and really helped make this movie so spectacular.”

Joining Asa was rising starlet-of-the-year Jessie Andrews who played the innocent virgin type to a spectacular degree of sincerity.  She had never worked with Ryder before either.

“I think Jessie and Asa were a little unsure of me the first day on set and unsure at how we make our parodies but once they removed their clothes they were lock-step with my direction.”

“What the fuck is he talking about?” Asa whispered.

“I don’t know but don’t stop him he’s on a roll,” replied Jessie.

With pitch perfect sets, an old dilapidated mansion and the University of Wisconsin as a backdrop, director of-the-year Will Ryder blends graphic sex with the greatest comedy of all time. The Delta sorority house is a wild sex-filled, beer-swilling orgy of depravity polar opposite of the clean-cut Omegas. But when Blutarsky & Otter break the rules and move in, Dean Wormer puts everyone on ‘double secret probation’ and all hell breaks loose as they ‘get even’ by fucking & sucking their final days on campus which ultimately corrupts the Omegas. The Animal House unleashes a parental nightmare of dirty orgies, 3-way, 4-way fucking, anal sex & hardcore sexual acts so profound & disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

In addition to Asa Akira and Jessie Andrews, other gorgeous naked people in the huge cast include Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott, Kaylee Hilton, Britney Amber, Vicki Chase, Zoey Foxx, Katt Dylan, Nikki Daniels, Cindy Starfall, Bliss Dulce, Callie Cyprus, Taylor Russo, Carmen Monet, Kacey Villainess, Ashley Stone, London Giana, and Stacy Shields.  Eric Swiss, Anthony Rosano, Jack Vegas, Seth Gamble, Eric John, Ralph Long, Chad Diamond, J.J. Hollyberry, Christopher C. Raff, Ron Jeremy and Tom Byron as Dean Wormer join some frat boys for a remarkable male contingent.

Not Animal House XXX has the early look and feel of a major blockbuster adult release and will be in stores as a double-disc set September 26th.  Ask your favorite retail outlet to order it.

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The porn parody Not the Three Stooges XXX has soared up the national DVD sales charts hitting #5 in its first week of eligibility.  The spectacular chart debut coincides with a long-delayed release of a safe-for-work movie trailer which can be seen now at www.willryderproductions.com . The movie has become an instant fan-favorite following intense national media coverage including stories on TMZ, Hollywood Reporter and over 85 radio stations including a long discussion on the Howard Stern Show.

Not the Three Stooges XXX was directed by Will Ryder and is being distributed by Pulse Distribution.

Typically a movie trailer is released well before the actual movie hits stores but that was not the case as weeks of legal wrangling between the producer and the company that controls the actual Three Stooges properties intensified.

“We felt it was prudent that we didn’t release the parody movie trailer especially on a public forum such as YouTube,” stated attorney Michael Fattorosi who represents Will Ryder and the movie.

“I have to listen to my legal team even though I wanted to put it out weeks ago. It’s a really funny movie but I respect the process,” Ryder remarked.

The process culminated when Howard Stern complimented the movie saying, “It’s actually pretty good.”

That on-air conversation can be heard on the blog section of Ryder’s website.

WPRK FM in Winter Park Florida gave the movie nine out of ten stars stating, “It’s the best sex comedy of the year and a must-see porn”.

Rob Perez wrote in his review for Xcritic.com “It’s nothing short of brilliant and without a doubt the best comedic performances of the year thus far. Will has directed another stellar porn parody. It is why he is the best at his craft when it comes to parodying old-time mainstream favorites.”

“Wow those are some really great reviews,” stated James Bartholet a veteran award-winning actor who played Curly.

Roger Pipe wrote in his review on rogreviews.com “It’s almost a mandatory purchase for people who loved the slapstick trio.”

Pipe later went on to further praise the movie on the radio show Inside the Industry, “It is one of the most authentic parodies ever.”

Don Houston gives Not the Three Stooges XXX a thumbs up and says it is highly recommended.  “It is definitely a contender and should be considered a “must have” feature.”

In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, their girlfriends become prostitutes as they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  With smoking hot sex scenes including a 10 person sex orgy, Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package.

Not the Three Stooges XXX stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN, XRCO, XBiz, CAVR, XCritic and NightMoves “Director of the Year” Will Ryder

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Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play have agreed to terms for an upcoming co-production of a sexy raucous parody of National Lampoon’s classic Animal House set for a late summer release. The movie Not Animal House XXX will be directed by Will Ryder and feature a bountiful cast of today’s hottest female adult movie stars.

Interested actors and actresses should contact X-Play.

“We’ve been enjoying fantastic success with X-Play most recently with Beverly Hillbillies XXX and Rocky XXX,” stated Bob Christian, general manager of Adam & Eve Pictures.

“We wanted to make a deal for the right movie and this is definitely a movie the customers have been asking for.”

The agreement continues an award-winning series of co-productions and co-releases between the two companies that started years back with Not Bewitched XXX and includes such gems as Flight Attendants and Beverly Hillbillies XXX all winners of best comedy awards.

“This is great news for porn fans,” stated Ryder as he polished off a chocolate shake at Johnny Rockets in Hollywood.

“I can tell you this production will have more girls, more sex and more surprises than anything we’ve ever done before.”

Most of the production will be shot on a certified soundstage in Los Angeles but exterior scenes of the sorority and fraternity houses including some dialogue with key actors will be shot in Big Ten country at the University of Wisconsin located in the picturesque college town of Madison, Wisconsin.

“We want to make sure this is the biggest and most successful blockbuster of the year so we need to have a wonderful college atmosphere with really cute girls,” Ryder offered.

The movie will be released as a double-disc set and will also be available in Blu Ray.

Not Animal House XXX will be in stores in late summer from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play.

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The porn parody Not the Three Stooges XXX has sold out of the initial DVD replication run prompting Will Ryder Productions to schedule a second delivery to the Pulse Distribution warehouse.

“They did not expect this so fast,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder who then added, “But I did.”

Speculation is that the legal battle which was reported on by the national media between the license holders of the actual Three Stooges and the porn company might have played into some of the impressive early wholesale orders but Ryder dismisses that notion.

“I just think America is ready to laugh and that’s what good parodies have the ability to do,” he said before boarding a sold-out Amtrak train to Sea World in San Diego.

The legal wrangling continues and the movie’s PG rated movie trailer still has not been allowed to be uploaded to YouTube by the attorneys.

“This has been a very interesting movie release because so far we have yet to execute some of the normal marketing things we are used to doing plus we can’t forecast the legal future.  There is no crystal ball and that might be why we sold out so fast because we didn’t replicate a massive Brady Bunch XXX sized initial order of DVDs so I kind of figured we’d sell out but to do so in only three days is quite spectacular.”

What makes this movie so remarkable is that it is set back in 1937.  In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters well before World War II.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  The climax is a spectacular 10 person sex orgy that will make you wish you were a numskull. Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package that is nearly four hours long including the movie in living color, extensive behind-the-scenes footage, cast interviews and both black & white and color versions of the story.

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A porn parody of The Three Stooges is ruffling feathers nationwide as the movie trailer for Not the Three Stooges XXX has been temporarily banned by lawyers.

“I’ve never seen anything like this before in my eleven years in the adult entertainment business,” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder referring to a war-of-words between his own legal advisors and the company that owns the licensing rights for the actual Three Stooges. Ryder seemed relaxed as he bit into a ham and cheese sandwich at Panera Bread in Studio City, California.

What is at stake could cut to the core of free speech so with that added responsibility and pressure, Will Ryder Productions has continued on with the business of releasing the parody movie via Pulse Distribution today.

“Will’s conceptualization of the Three Stooges is dead on and without question falls within the definition of what a true parody is and should be,” stated attorney Michael Fattorosi.

“James Bartholet nails Curly and thankfully nothing else in this movie but for now the trailer is off limits for public viewing.”

Exactly why the trailer is being banned by the attorneys is unknown to Will Ryder but there is a volley of legal activity between the two camps.

“This entire situation is quite exciting”, stated Robert Plarksi, the executive vice president of sales at Pulse Distribution who has been assigned the task of selling this movie.

“We knew it would be a hot topic of conversation but to see it on shows like TMZ and talked about in such an unlikely place as the Hollywood Reporter is amazing but I really wish I had that movie trailer right now to show my customers online but the orders are coming in pretty darn good.”

The Hollywood Reporter story can be read here  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/three-stooges-porn-parody-314151

The movie’s first non-sex trailer was set to go up on YouTube a while ago but has been restricted by the lawyers for undisclosed reasons. Ryder is anxious to hopefully get the green-light to show the movie trailer because he knows that porn fans want to see it.

In true parody fashion, the storyline harkens back to the days of the Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s.  The boys are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls.  With smoking hot sex scenes including a 10 person sex orgy, Not the Three Stooges XXX delivers equal doses of comedy and sex in a parody package.

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TMZ has weighed in on the Three Stooges porn parody legal battle between Will Ryder Productions and the Three Stooges license holders with a story that appeared today on www.tmz.com  The article can be found at http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/17/three-stooges-porn-parody-threatened/

It seems that C3 Entertainment, the company that owns the licensing rights to The Three Stooges comedy team is furious that adult movie director Will Ryder is releasing a porn parody called Not the Three Stooges XXX which will hit stores next week and is threatening a heavy lawsuit that could alter the landscape of parody nationwide.  Legal analysts including the law department from NBC Television are weighing in and requesting copies of the movie for review.

“We are very concerned since we tend to do a lot of parody skits on SNL and are keeping one eye on this situation because it could severely alter what we do here at NBC,” stated attorney Don Middlesex who is a graduate of the Columbia School of Law and is also the senior law advisor for Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.

Attorney Michael Fattorosi has been retained to represent Will Ryder Productions and sees firm precedent that his client is operating in full compliance within the law even though the other side is calling Ryder’s actions BS.

“”We requested that they carefully review the cited cases and carefully consider their promised course of action. Any attempt by them to restrict my client’s protected First Amendment rights will be met with swift opposition by way of a motion under California Code of Civil Procedure Section 425.16, and if necessary a Motion for Summary Judgment in the Central District,” roared Fattorosi who is an Italian from New Jersey.

Harvard law professor Richard Holderbrook stated, “This will be an interesting case because the actors in not the stooges look awfully good especially Curly in the photo where Moe takes the table saw to Larry’s head but I think parody in this form is well protected and I can’t wait to see the movie.”

The implications of this potential suit reach far and wide especially with the mainstream Three Stooges movie in theaters nationwide and many in porn valley are looking closely at the evolving situation but one producer is not concerned.

“We don’t do parodies, we only do real porn,” stated Jules Jordan who has avoided parodies but not lawsuits.

“I’ve never had so many requests for DVDs and our sales orders are growing each day,” Ryder said from his office at Hollywood & Vine.

Peter Farrelly of the famous Farrelly Brothers duo that includes his brother Bobby was basking in the glow of an impressive opening week at the box office for the 20th Century Fox release The Three Stooges when he was informed of the porn parody.

“I hope they sue the pants off of those perverts.  I’m sure the girls’ pants will be off even without a lawsuit.”

Not the Three Stooges XXX is a parody! The Three Stooges is a trademark of C3 Entertainment. Columbia Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, C3, their producers, writers or assignees are in no way affiliated with this parody. The trademarks featured or referred to within Not the Three Stooges XXX are property of the trademark holders. These trademarks holders are not affiliated with Will Ryder Productions & do not authorize, sponsor or endorse the Not the Three Stooges XXX parody.

“Come on now, would the real Three Stooges be out of work and have a ten person sex orgy?  Of course not,” Ryder concluded.

The spoof stars Mandy Armani, Danica Dillon, Bailey Blue, Callie Cyprus, Cassandra Cruz and Britney Young as the beautiful girls having wild sex. Anthony Rosano plays Moe, James Bartholet as Curly and Evan Stone as Larry deliver award-worthy performances.  Dick Chibbles is the cop, Thomas Ward the black butler, Chad Diamond the estate owner, Eric Swiss the art professor, and Chris Charming completes a stellar cast playing the hair stylist.  The movie is directed by AVN “Director of the Year” Will Ryder.

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When the adult movie Not Bewitched XXX was released by X-Play and Adam & Eve Pictures a few years ago nobody expected it to become one of the best-selling adult movies of all-time.  However, that is exactly what happened as the parody of the popular television show of the 1960’s “Bewitched” continues to find new fans en route to racking up incredible sales.  Even to this day, the movie is one of the best-selling DVDs in the Adam & Eve Catalog as a new audience continues to discover it.

Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Teagan Presley, Eva Angelina and living-legend Nina Hartley are some of the main reasons why this movie continues to attract new customers but magic was definitely in the air during the shoot and can clearly be seen in a rare YouTube clip.

A unique flash-back view of the beautiful actresses uncovers the secret to what allows this movie to remain so popular. The six minute clip showcases some hilarious moments during the filming of this ground-breaking release.

Director Will Ryder and co-producer Scott David take the viewers on a magical journey that uncovers just how special this movie was.  www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQuEU1ewRng&feature=related

“Not Bewitched XXX came out right as the rebirth of the porn-parody was just getting underway,” stated Will Ryder.

“Along with Not the Bradys XXX, Pirates and a few other wonderful movies it really helped cement a revolution in the adult movie business but I have to say that in any era, this movie would have worked and that’s the reason why it continues to be a top-selling movie to this day.  It’s remarkable.”

Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie.  With her first birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive.  Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960s classic TV show.

In addition to Jenna Haze as Samantha and Teagan as Tabitha, the movie showcases a bevy of the day’s hottest actresses including the then reigning “Female Performer of the Year” Sasha Grey, “Best Actress” winner Eva Angelina and super legend Nina Hartley who is brilliant in her role as the meddling mother Endora.

Rounding out the female cast is Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Marli Jane and Winter Sky.

Veteran actor Mike Horner plays worried husband Darren, James Bartholet plays his drunk boss Larry and Ron Jeremy became the whacky Dr. Bombay. James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Aaron Wilcoxxx and Nathan Threat round out the 21 member cast.

The movie won many industry awards including the AVN Award for “Best Comedy.”

Ryder loves the fact that distributors continue to reorder the movie every month so that new customers can find it on store shelves.

“If they order it, the sales will come.”

Fans can order the movie that comes with a whopping 7 sex scenes from the Adam & Eve website www.adameve.com/adult-dvds/features/sp-not-bewitched-xxx-dvd-13602.aspx

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An unscripted unplanned spontaneous orgy broke out on the set of Three Stooges XXX during the final hours of filming at a San Fernando Valley studio shocking crew members who couldn’t believe what they were witnessing.

“I’ve been working on adult movie sets a long time but I’ve never seen anything like this,” stated Big Sean who was a gaffer on director Will Ryder’s crew.

The hilarious and very sexual parody movie about the antics of The Three Stooges will be in stores April 17th from Will Ryder Productions just in time for the mainstream Hollywood release of the Farrelly Brothers movie about the Three Stooges but things like spontaneous orgies normally don’t happen on porn sets especially at two o’clock in the morning.

“It was a very long day and I thought the cast was extremely tired considering it was quite late,” Ryder recalled.

“We were waiting on Tanner Mayes to arrive and were about to shoot a boy/girl sex scene on a big living room mansion set followed by a climactic dialogue scene when one thing led to another and before I knew it, the entire cast started to get-it-on with each other.”

“At first I didn’t know what to make of it and I almost stopped everybody but I kept my mouth shut because I could see that the cast was really horny. The boy/girl sex scene turned into a ten person orgy of soothing oral pleasure and intoxicating intercourse. It was absolutely amazing.”

Among the participants was newcomer Callie Cyprus who Ryder describes as “a piece of sexual perfection.” Cyprus easily had sex with a variety of porn studs and pretty girls who made love with the brunette beauty giving her an intense on-screen orgasm.

“Will Ryder asked me after if I really came or was I faking it and I told him I couldn’t have faked that. My legs were trembling,” Callie Cyprus remarked.

“I could barely hold my camera steady because it was so hot and the girls were having sex because they wanted to,” Ryder recalled.

Joining Callie Cyprus was the pretty and very willing blond Mandy Armani, the sexy and eager-to-please Bailey Blue, blond teen newcomer Britney Young and the return of Danica Dillon getting plowed by Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Dick Chibbles, and Chad Diamond.

“I was half expecting our photographer to put his camera down and join in but thank God he didn’t. Chris Charming luckily had already left for the day otherwise he might have impaled a few of the new girls on his twelve inches causing injury or psychiatric trauma.”

The storyline could be mistaken for one of the old Three Stooges Columbia Pictures famous shorts that played in movie theaters back in the late 1930s. The stooges are unemployed so their girlfriends refuse to have sex with them until they find jobs. Desperately horny, they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with gorgeous girls. The story and look of the movie is a picture-perfect parody of The Three Stooges but the orgy definitely was not.

“I loved everything about this movie,” Callie Cyprus said. “I know I’m new and all that but everybody was so cool and I love getting fucked so it really felt good.”

James Bartholet was busy in the basement fixing the mansion’s plumbing and missed the entire orgy. “What the fuck just happened?”

The first movie trailer featuring the fun antics of The Three Stooges XXX will be released on March 27th and the DVD will be in stores April 17th from Will Ryder Productions.

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Production work is underway for the Three Stooges XXX an adult movie based on the hilarious comedy antics of the Three Stooges.  Will Ryder has been selected to direct the feature movie parody and so far is extremely happy with how plans are taking shape.

“This movie will be funny and sexy as hell. Yes I said sexy,” Ryder remarked.

“This is a dream project because along with so many millions of men and some women worldwide I have loved them since I was a kid,” the director said from his headquarters in Hollywood.

Details of the movie are being kept under wraps until the first photos and trailer are released but those close to the project have said that Ryder, the 2010 AVN “Director of the Year” has been planning this project for two years and promises to deliver a hardcore porn feature movie filled with laughs that die-hard fans of the Three Stooges will really appreciate.

“You don’t want to mess too much with something as wonderfully iconic as Larry, Moe and Curley but just imagine these zany guys plus an appearance by Shemp heavily involved with hot naked girls and you have a recipe for something wonderful and so far the script, cast and production details are fantastic.”

Best known as the director of porn parodies of classic television shows and movies such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys, Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties and the 2012 XBiz “Best Parody-Comedy” winner Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody, Three Stooges XXX is guaranteed to be highly anticipated by fans worldwide.

Photos from the set and the first movie trailer will be released in a few weeks.

The Farrelly Brothers have a mainstream movie about the Three Stooges hitting theaters in April, and Will Ryder was shocked to learn they were copying his idea.

“Those funny bastards,” he quipped.

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Jennifer Lopez didn’t like it the first time an adult movie parody came out about her wild celebrity sex-filled life but X-Play is banking on the return of the popular show “American Idol” once again to Fox Television as they roll out another large shipment of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX DVDs which will soon flood into the Digital Sin distribution warehouse.

The sultry Latina voiced her concern when she was heard saying, “don’t these people have anything better to do with their lives?”

The answer is obviously no.

“What’s better than a Jennifer Lopez dirty porn spoof?” stated the movie’s director Will Ryder.

“Maybe a night with Jennifer Lopez would be better but that’s not an easy ticket to get.  What I’m really concerned about is that the head of sales for Digital Sin might get Carpel Tunnel Syndrome from taking all of the DVD orders they are expecting.”

The movie is quickly becoming a classic celebrity spoof and joins a proud list of other X-Play parodies of television shows and celebrities that are being distributed by Digital Sin including Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, Not the Bionic Woman XXX and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX.

“If you’re on TV we’re going to do a porn movie about you,” Ryder joked as he bit into a flower tortilla filled with carne asada and Mexican jumping beans.

“I eat this wonderful Mexican dish in honor of the beautiful Jennifer Lopez even though she’s Puerto Rican,” announced the director before he called it quits and ran across the street to get a burger.

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX is a hilarious look at the posh life of the famous singer, dancer, actress, model, spokesperson, mother, wife and “American Idol” judge and is filled with graphic hardcore sex including 3-ways and stars a deliciously dirty cast of gorgeous Latina women including Renae Cruz, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Aarielle Alexis, Carmella Santiago, Isabella Sky.  Plus three white chicks Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane and Kelli Tyler. Then men are Lee Stone, Tee Reel, Jeremy Steele, Kurt Lockwood and James Bartholet but who cares about the men right?   Side note: James Bartholet is up for numerous awards at XBiz and AVN this year including one for Beverly Hillbillies XXX.

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Watch the making of the Rocky XXX music on YouTube Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Omi2YNTLU

Truth be told, the only adult movie award that Will Ryder still yearns to win is that for best music soundtrack and this year the versatile adult movie director/producer has a chance of taking home the trophy with his marvelous set of music for the Adam & Eve/ X-Play parody of Sylvester Stallone’s fight classic Rocky. Known mostly for his funny television show parodies and numerous young girl lines, Ryder bit off a bit more than he should have chewed in writing, arranging, producing, playing and recording a set of 11 musical compositions for Rocky XXX that are mostly classical in nature.

There are no guarantees in life or in porn but the hundreds of hours that went into creating what is one of the most complex and beautiful non-library musical scores ever featured in an adult movie will not have gone in vein if he comes up empty at the AVN Award Show in Las Vegas later this month.

“I’m as proud of this musical score as I am for anything I’ve ever done in this industry so win or lose I can look back with satisfaction at a job well-done but there is nothing like winning in Las Vegas and this would be huge,” Ryder remarked.

Now viewers can get an inside look at how those recording sessions took place. The enjoyable video is available for free on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Omi2YNTLU

What Ryder did was spend weeks studying Bill Conti’s Rocky score before going into the recording studio for 13 days where he arranged, composed, altered and arranged what is long considered a masterpiece in American cinema. Brass instrument parts including trumpet, trombone, coronet, flugel horn and tuba had to be written, played and recorded. String arrangements had to be created, played and accurately voiced on synthesizers and rhythm tracks had to be assembled including period appropriate guitars, bass guitars and percussion plus vocals involving top Hollywood session singers had to be sung all with his musical partner Rock Hardson in the control room.

What made him go to these lengths for porn music?

“I really don’t know I guess I might be crazy but I actually believe that even porn deserves the respect of excellent music.”

Winning dozens of award trophies including AVN “Director of the Year” has created a lasting reputation but with a long history in the music business before entering the wonderful world of porn, Ryder still dreams of standing in this elusive winner’s circle.

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